BEWARE !!! If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", Delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.  It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL  of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,  screws up the tracking on your VCR  and uses subspace field harmonics  to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial  to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze  into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your beer. ARE YOU LISTENING !?!?!?  It will leave dirty underwear  on the coffee table  when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with  Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun  until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files,  changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporate undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations  of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened  in a Windows 95/98 environment,  it will leave the toilet seat up and  leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,  it will also refill your skim milk  with whole milk.   **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE  AS YOU CAN**    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds  you'll f**t so hard that your right leg will spasm,  shoot straight out in front of you,  sending sparks that will ignite onto the person nearest you.   Send To Everyone ...   In Case You Are A Blonde,  This Is A Joke !!! ;)