~*WEEKEND QUOTES*~

My friends and I say some pretty cracked-out shit when we are stoned.

And since I love them all soooo very much (And since MR is complaining about our sense of humour) I'm posting them here!



March 26th 2002:
BOO: "You need like, a PLUR epideral!"

BOO: "Oh my goodness, I am going to cream all over the place!!!"
Ashley: "Naw, thats not a good idea, Brendan used all the kleenex already!"

BOO: "Hold on yo... I thought the bowl was talking for a second!!!"

March 29th 2002: BOO: "Thespian painist! It's like a dirty tongue twister!!!"

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BOO: "You pussy-sucking pot smoker!"

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April 22nd 2002:
BOO: "Its already 9:30!"
5-year old: "Bedtime is 8 minutes to 9!"
BOO: "Its 8 to nine also!"

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Guy: "What, your affraid??
BOO: "Noooo, fried, as in stoned. Like- fried rice, fried chicken... fried raver.
Guy: "Hey, fried raver sounds sort of tasty!"

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::BOO tries to say the name Matt:: "Nick... I mean... Nick. FUCK!!! I meant MATT! (Yelling )WHO THE HELL IS NICK??"

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BOO: "Would you like to smoke a bowl?
Debbie: "Naw, not really."
BOO: "OK, I just figured I'd check... the weed being not mine and all."

BOO: "Where in the name of CHRIST is a lighter??? (searches around frantically for a lighter, goes outside and ravages the van looking... comes inside and see's the lighters all sitting in the same spot, where she looked 5 times before.)"
April 20th 2002:
BOO: "Maybe I'll just use really dark blue."
SCOTT: "Whaaaat? Dark GLUE!?!?!"

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*BOO trying to be ultra annoying takes off a bracelet and hits Debbie in the knee repetely. Debbie waits a few seconds and hits her knee- thinknig BOO is still hitting her.*

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Radio DJ on 94.1, Imitating a priest: "I've got a jar of Ecstasy! Lets have a sleep over!"

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April 16th 2002:
BOO: "What are you trying to do? Set the sand on fire?"
DEB: "No, I'm trying to make glass!"

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March 23rd 2002:
BOO: "I wanna be a goat tonight!"

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BOO and B-Diddy singing: "This is the bowl that dosent end! Yes it goes on and on my friend! Some ravers, started smoking it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue smoking it forever just becasue..."

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March 22nd 2002:
BOO: "I'm a jaded junglist!"

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B-Diddy: "Boo, get up on the counter!"
BOO: "Uhhh, why??"
B-diddy: "Cos it'll be kinky!"


B-Diddy:[Holding a baggie over BOO's shoulder] "Sunshine, on my shooooulder makes me happy!!!"

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Angel: "Dar-dar-mmmm-dar!"

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BOO: "If this makes it onto weekend quotes its yours... your ass that is! [a second later] Wait, that dosent even make sense!!!"

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BOO: "That last bowl type-esque-ness- thing!"

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B-Diddy:"You won't be able to smoke glitter, we'll be too busy out smashing windows and smoking the glass!"

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BOO: "OOOOWWIE!!! Thats like glitter in an opened wound!!!!"

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Angel: "It looks like grass is growing inside of there..."
B-didy: "Yeah, its like the ashes of my dead ancestors or something... or MAYBE we're just really, really fried!"

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Angel: "I thought I was smoking the bowl upside down!"

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B-diddy: "BECOME IMMORTAL WITH ME!!! LET ME GIVE YOU MY IMMORTAL KISS!"

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B-Diddy: [Noting its 4:21] "Maybe if we smoke enough, we'll go back in time!!!"

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