Interlude Three
Historical Solo Flight Across the…

     Life changed drastically for me when I became interested in members of the opposite sex, but not nearly so dramatically as it did when I finally had sex.  I had been masturbating for at least four years by the time I actually involved another person.  I found out that the orgasm I had with a woman was mind boggling compared to the ones I had alone.  That didn’t stop me from trying to duplicate the feeling every day, usually more than once a day.  I can honestly say that I was a sexual addict, a satyr, long before I ever had sex.  Having sex just made my problem a lot worse.
     The only time in my life I have gone more than a couple of days without having an orgasm was on the drug wing in the East Baton Rouge Parish Prison.  That was because I needed the program to improve my chances of getting out and staying out of jail.  If anybody told the counselors you were masturbating they would throw you off the line.  I made it nearly thirty days before I figured out a way that I could do it at night without anyone noticing.  Even after that I was still too paranoid about getting thrown off the line to do it too often.
     When I was young I used to try to hide my masturbation problem from everyone, even my girlfriend.  As I became more mature I realized that if anyone thought about it they had to know that I was doing it, so I stopped being paranoid about it at home.  Of course I still became embarrassed when my dad caught me with lubricant on my hands one day.  I thought I managed to wipe it off.  I saw him staring at my hand.  When I looked there was lotion all over between my fingers.  He said, “Jesus, son, get yourself cleaned up!”  I wanted to die.  The thought that I had been doing something natural in the privacy of my own apartment did not even cross my mind.
     After I got married I kept on doing it.  Sometimes I did it in front of her because she said it turned her on.  Sometimes she did it for me, which she liked a lot more.  That was even more mind boggling and intense than sex.  I became open to being teased, especially if anything kinky was involved.
     I have heard the theory that some sexual addicts, especially the males, need more and more extreme psychological stimuli to become aroused.  That was never true for me.  I started off at an insanely extreme level and stayed that way.  As a teenager who had never had sex I pleasured myself to literature devoted to sadomasochism, bondage and domination.  The only thing I did differently then was hide my fascination.  As of now I no longer care about keeping these things a secret.  The argument could be made that I have become more extreme by opening up, and I can see a certain amount of excitement in the exposure.   However, I lost self-serving motives when I decided to write this.  I am definitely not talking about this to turn myself on.  If I wanted to do that it would be a lot juicier.  I am telling everyone about this to help my chances of survival in the world.  If it isn’t a secret my mind won’t allow it to be a big deal anymore.  I have desensitized to the shock value, and no one can hurt me with the information.  I am already considered a failure by the standard of today’s society.  I already have a terrible reputation.  The only way I can go from here is up.  So here it is.  I am probably not like most of you.  I get off on wild, kinky sex.  I always have, and I always will.

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     When I started doing methamphetamines I became addicted less because of the physical sensation than because of the mental euphoria.  I stayed up writing and doing super-complicated pieces of head art for days at a time.  My friend Nick and I used to psyche each other up to keep at it when we lived together on Stanford and on Picket Street.
     After I became schizophrenic I kept on writing.  That was after I had lost all of my friends, at least for the time being.  I was all alone on Highland Road.  I found out that all of the things I told myself about tweak making me creative were lies I told myself as rationalizations for continuing to use.  I had to burn all of the poetry I wrote during that time.  I considered those poems irrefutable proof that I was completely crazy after all.  I wanted to make sure that no one could find it and use it to have me put away.  That may be a pretty far-fetched paranoia, but then I suffered from drug induced paranoid schizophrenia on more than one occasion.  I didn’t burn any of the art.  Unfortunately most of it was fairly good and people took it all away.  I have always been very generous with my art, especially if a woman liked it.  The plus side of that is that I got to have sex with the artistic type girls a lot.  The negative side of that is I have very few pieces of some of the best art I ever did.  I used oils, acrylics, pastels, watercolors, pencils, and inks.  I don’t have an ego about it.  I am all old and washed up, and all I can do is write.  But once I had the potential to be a great artist.  The first burglary I ever committed I did to get the oil paints out of a studio because I was running low.  They are very expensive.  I never did it again until I was strung out on morphine, but the damage had been done.  The first time had been just too easy.

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     My last semester of high school I had a lot of friends at L.S.U.  A large number of people I sold doses to attended the university.  We had a lot of parties in Power Hall, which was where most of my friends lived.  My friend Gerald stayed in Power Hall for two semesters, but at the time he didn’t go to college.  Usually we just got drunk and tripped on campus.
     One night I met one of Nick’s friends, Gary, in the parking lot to sell him some doses.  He wanted me to smoke a joint with him.  I sat in the car and took several long pulls.  That was when he told me the joint was laced with PCP.  Within a minute I felt like I was being shot out of a cannon.  It seemed like time and space was rushing past my face.  It felt like I was walking on the moon when I got out of the car.  Gary gave me a joint of it and drove off.  I wandered around in the parking lot for a little while before I went inside with the joint.
     There were about five people in the dorm room I had been partying in for two days.  Every one was mellow and stoned waiting to come down from the trip the previous night that still had us all awake.  I lit up the joint without telling anyone it was laced.  It really didn’t occur to me to tell anyone.  I was too high to think about it.  When they asked me to pass the joint I did.  Within a few minutes every occupant of the room was loaded on PCP.
     Gerald asked me what the fuck was going on.  I told him there was PCP in the joint.  “Holy shit,” he said, before he sat down hard.
     No one else seemed capable of understanding what I had said.  Matt ran out of the room.  I followed him when I heard noise in the hall.  He was down the hall by the water fountain.  He was on his knees.  He kept ramming his head into the water fountain over and over.  When Biff and I tried to stop him he sprinted out of the building and into the night.  Back in the room Chip couldn’t sit still.  He kept saying, “Wow!”  I thought that was all he could say until about twenty minutes later when he asked me if I could get some more.
     That wasn’t the only good time we had at Power Hall.  In those days the dormitory backed up to the campus tennis courts, and, more to the point, the playground for the University Lab Elementary School.  More than once we took doses or drank mushroom tea and spent the whole night sitting around in the playground.  My first trip ever had been on a playground.  For some reason I felt drawn to playgrounds whenever I tripped.  It was like a designated hallucinogenic zone.  I always had a lot of fun on the swings and the slides when I was hallucinating.  I tripped in playgrounds at night at least twenty-five times.  That’s probably some sort of record in Louisiana.
     The cops came to St. Aloysius once.  Gerald and I ran about ten blocks through the middle of the blocks, jumping a fence each time.  I was young and fat at the time.  I would never have thought I could jump that many fences in a row.  When the cops showed up at the Lab School playground we jumped the canal.  We ran across the campus flower gardens and down to the sorority houses by the lake.  We kept on running until we hit the safety of State Street where there were freaks like us everywhere.  After the last time I had to run from the cops I decided I was getting too old for that shit.  I never tripped in a playground again.

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     I know that I mentioned my fascination with the occult.  It was always the idea that supernatural phenomena were possible that interested me the most.  The idea of an older religion, a religion that held secrets of the unseen world within its doctrines, captured my thoughts.  Belief is a very powerful thing.  I believed in the goddess, and for that reason I was punished with a vision of her.  All things become possible if you believe.  I think you can summon anything if you believe in it strongly enough.  When I realized just how serious belief could be I got my mind together.  I finally understood if you want positive things in your life you have to court positive ideas, and so I embraced the all-powerful benevolent God once more.  It is still hard to forget that the old gods live on, waiting for victims.

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     Maybe you should know I could have had a 4.0 grade point average if that had been my desire.  I made a competitive score on the ACT, and I received a National Merit Academic commendation.  I got scholarships even though I hardly applied myself at all to study.  I struggled in college at first because of drugs and alcohol.  After I got into the swing of things I Dean’s Listed just for the hell of it.  I had all sorts of academic credentials when I tried to get them.  I started college as a sophomore.  All of those things have very little to do with my story.  I looked at my education as a job with a lenient boss.  I only did what I had to do to get through it looking halfway decent.  It wasn’t my life.  My life took place all around and on top of my studies.
     I spent a lot of time in bars.  I hate to admit that I spent more time in The Bayou than any other bar, but I did.  I could sell more doses and weed there than anywhere else.  A close runner up was a bar called Xanthus.  The Zoo followed right behind it.  Whenever I was in New Orleans I was totally at The Abbey and The Crystal.  I spent a lot of time at The Riverfront and The Bassment (now called The Argosy Sports Bar), and also at The Thirsty Tiger.  The Chimes saw me get drunk about a hundred times, but it’s also a restaurant.  I didn’t hang at The Chimes.  I celebrated and indulged there.  I don’t go there at all anymore, not since they fired my friend David.  I stayed sober at a lot of these bars because I had business to take care of.  Each bar had a different variety of clientele, and it wasn’t always cool to sell drugs drunk.  Cops do go to bars.
     The Bayou happens to be across the street from the university.  You can buy or sell anything there, to this day, as long as you know the people in advance.  All of the old high-energy dance bars have disappeared.  The Spanish Moon plays dance music, but it falls short of being an ecstasy bar.  I don’t know where the modern amphetamine addict goes.  I have done my best not to find out by accident.  I have nothing but good things to say about The Thirsty Tiger.  The bar is located downtown on Main Street, directly across from the newspaper.  Mostly a lot of older people go there, including employees from the newspaper.  That doesn’t stop it from being a great place to get whacked and watch life pass by.
     I am and have always been afraid of any bars on the East Side of town.  Out there you can stumble on cowboys, rednecks and other wonders of inbreeding.  Those types have never liked my type, and so I have the good sense to avoid them.  I have always had to go to where the freaks could be found.  I love to be around lesbians.  I have several lesbian friends.  I also like homosexual men in Baton Rouge.  After a short period of time in Baton Rouge gay bars all of the customers knew that I was there for no other reason than to supply them with all of the dope they could do.  I never got unwelcome advances.  Reject the generalization if you want to, but most gay men don’t have the machismo to sling dope the way I did.  I am not talking about San Francisco, New York or Dallas.  I am talking about Baton Rouge.  Most gay men had their hands full trying to be gay in such a dogmatic and prejudiced town.  All of my friends made a killing off of selling homosexuals drugs.  I know if there had been a gay drug dealing community none of us would have been able to do that.  One of the good things about selling drugs to gay people is they already don’t get along too well with the Baton Rouge City Police (narrow minded, discriminatory pigs).  Very seldom would a homosexual go out of his way to tell anything to a cop.  I don’t care what anybody has to say.  I have been there and done that.  I don’t have any insecurities about my sexuality (at least not at this stage).
     The fact that I could sell drugs to homosexuals and have a lot of skinhead friends could be considered strange if you didn’t know about the Baton Rouge scene.  Most of the skinheads around then weren’t racist or nazi.  They just had shaved heads and clicked together.  The only natural enemy of the punks and skinheads in Baton Rouge were white fraternity boys.  The skinheads and punks banded together because they liked the same music, and drank beer and smoked weed.  The fraternity boys were rich boys who paid money for their friendships.  I hated them too.  Whenever a fight broke out between the two sets I always sided with the punks and skinheads.
     One night some of the skinhead bitches wanted to fight the punks (us).  They tried to get their boyfriends involved, but the men didn’t give a fuck.  They were closer friends with us than their own whores.  I kept my head shaved for many years, but I was a punk, not a skinhead.  I just liked to keep my head shaved.  I never liked hair.  It was too much of a hassle, and it could get pulled if you got in a fight.  I wasn’t the only one who shaved my head because of that.  A lot of people did.

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     Around the time I was attempting to finish college I quit going to bars altogether.  I quit selling drugs in crowds.  I knew too many people who got arrested for doing that.  I wouldn’t take anything out of my house at all.  I never dealt with anyone I didn’t know fairly well.  I also took special care to keep talk off of my telephone and make the traffic in and out of my house look ordinary.  I quit selling anything but weed.  Everything else was too dangerous.  I was confused.
     I believe now that I had no idea what the good life was really all about.  I thought I was living the good life, but the good life has nothing to do with making a lot of money off of drugs and not getting caught.  I thought life was all about money.  Now I know that money has no meaning if you lose your freedom.  Good life means being free and keeping your mind clear.  If you live a clean life you can make plenty of money legally.  I don’t describe the days when I sold drugs in order to glorify that life.  I offer my descriptions to show how flawed my thinking was.  I thought only of myself.  I never thought about anyone else.  All I cared about was getting rich.  I was blind to the true nature of happiness.
     I have found that happiness has nothing at all to do with money.  Money is a necessary evil that lures weak people and fools to their doom.  I pray to God in my own way that I don’t fall under its spell again.  I ask God to make me strong and help me keep my mind clear.  I ask Him to help me channel my energy positively into what I do, which is write.  Just because my beliefs and prayers are different from most of the rest of Christianity does not mean they have any less power than anyone else’s beliefs and prayers.  I can give you my personal guarantee that the God of my understanding, mocked by believers and unbelievers alike, has made a world of difference in my life.
     God doesn’t tell me what to write.  God doesn’t tell me anything.  I do believe that I receive the ability to communicate from a higher power.  God allows me to write.  He lets me do it as well or as poorly as I want to.  I could take the time to write incredibly correct and beautiful things if I wanted to.  I choose to show mistakes and ugliness rather than plod stiffly along, but all these things are allowed by free will.  There can be no thought, no life and no feeling unless it is the will of the divine creator.  I let my will become molded by that perfect energy so that my existence will be more meaningful.  I slip now and then, or all the time.  I have always been given to rebellion.  That’s why I stay in trouble, another reason I would like to reach a more harmonious state of being.
     When I concentrate and clear my mind to write poetry I can feel the divine energy flowing through me.  No one has to believe that because I believe that.  I have faith that the divine power uses my ability to create beautiful things when I let it, just as I have faith that when I die the divine power will take me into itself and my soul will live forever.  I believe the experience of reunion with eternal harmony and power will be blissful, and that it will last until the end of time.  Every other belief I have ever had pales in comparison with what I can now see so clearly is the truth.  Alternative beliefs are just pitfalls to progress, excuses for mediocrity.  I am willing to work harder to assure my union with eternity than I have ever worked for anything else.  I know that one day it will pay off.
     I believe God is loving, a lot more loving than most people think.  He will know all of the things I have done, right and wrong.  He will know how I learned the error of my ways and struggled to change myself and other people for the better.  He will see the love in my heart and the clarity of my beliefs, and He will save my soul from the oblivion of eternal darkness.  I say these things so that you can know what it really means to be cool, what I mean when I say that I have been saved.

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