"Everytime "

I opened up my closet and I looked behind the door,

That's when I saw it crawlin, crawlin across the floor.

It's head it was all lumpy and it's fur was olive green.

It was the most awful sight, man, that I had ever seen.

It's teeth were long and shiny and it had blood red crimson gums,

It's claws they hooked the carpet and toward me it comes.

It started cryin "Daddy", as it crawled up close to me.

Then it shinnied up my pant leg and perched upon my knee.

It's foul breath it was putrid, as it opened up it's tiny jaws

And it scratched me on my upper leg, with it's scaly talon claws.

I never saw it yesterday, but I saw it twice today.

I really think it likes me and it just come out for me, to play.

I tried to feed it a candy, but it arched it's back and spit.

Then when I tried to pet it, the little sucker bit.

It crawled off into the kitchen and went down inside the sink.

My God, why does this have to happen to me everytime I take a drink.