You walk through the
imposing iron doors and find yourself in a dim office lit only by an eerie
greenish glow coming from somewhere near the invisible ceiling. The first thing that catches your eyes once
they adjust to the light is a large crest on the wall. The emblem of a black spork
is displayed on a diamond of emerald green. Underneath the crest are the words:
Department of Retrieval and Disposal of Displaced,
Magical, and Otherwise Non-Canonical
Artifacts.
Good day to
you.
You jump and turn toward the
sound. Behind a cherry-wood desk sits a
human-sized trillium plant wearing a business suit. There is a moment of silence, broken only by
the trillium rustling its leaves. The
noise sounds…cheerful…
Welcome to
this department of the PPC. My name is
Sir Trillium and I am DRDDMONCA’s departmental head. Have you been to Headquarters before? If not, I would recommend strongly that you
go to the main office of the PPC, here. Jay and Acacia do a much better job of
explaining the job of an agent of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum than I
ever could.
The trillium rustles again,
and you get the feeling that the plant is laughing.
If you are
interested in our department, please come right this way. You can read about the exploits of our agents
in their response center. Just click –
excuse me – knock on the door.
Sir Trillium gestures to his
left, and you notice a door hidden in the shadows. Beyond is a dull grey corridor. Only a few feet down the hall you see yet
another door. A tarnished bronze plaque is
engraved with the words:
Agent
Shadow
Agent
Flame
Agent
Sid
Below the plaque is a
wood-burned sign that reads:
Back to the
Hall of Doors
