Eric is an expert on squirrel ninjas. He is afraid of them. He wants you to hate them as much as he does! I have noticed that people are crazy about ninjas. saw some neato flash stuff with ninjas. my cousin and his friend Bob were like crazy about some ninja wizard. ok. seemed sorta GAY to me, but to each his own. But c'mon.
GET WITH IT!
Squirrel Ninjas vs. Cock Badgers!!! The whole concept kicks ass! So, here is some neato info on Squirrel Ninjas.

They live in colonies in the treetops. If they need to travel very far or very many of them together, they go by Sparrow taxi. Once the squirrel ninjas get somewhere, they look for some cock badgers and then once they find some, they start flipping out and kicking ass!
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