so the other day there was this watermelon and it got stuck in a tree and it was going meow meow b/c it was so scared and then the firemen came ot rescue it but then spiderman decided he was hungry so he kidnapped the watermelon and had it tied up in a shack in the woods and it was going meow meow b/c it was scared and then this GIANT FLYING GOLDFISH came and ate spiderman b/c we all know how much GIANT FLYING GOLDFISH like eating spiders and the it untied the watermelon and the watermelon hopped off into the sunset with another watermelon and then a turtle walked by and I don't know why there was a turtle but turtles are cute and that's why this is the turtle story.

GIANT FLYING GOLDFISH!