Monday July 1, 2002
So I am back trying to fix the site. The assholes at Angelfire cut our webspace by over fifty percent. Since we were already maxed, we had to do an awful lot of deleting. I will hopefully get all this shit straight by next week. After the Fourth of course. The Saturday Night Seven is in the process of recording their possibly last album. It will have probably 8 songs, maybe more. The title of the album will be "Songs about a girl". ALso, since the updates here are so infrequent, you could also check out Julius' blog. He updates it a few times a week. no one really cares anyway. But if you really want to, the site is http://orangejulius.blogspot.com/ . ALso, Numerology is proud to announce that Concrete Slaborooni has signed to Numerology. The band consists of two members of the No Yes Laboratory, whom Numerology tried to sign for months, but never succeeded. It should be rocking... Later.
-Avery
Monday, February 25, 2002
Biggie Smalls is still dead.
-Julius
Monday, February 25, 2002
In the last week we have added both a message board and a "facts" page. You probably already have seen these. Also in the works is the first Numerology Media film. The film is untitiled as of yet. It stars sean destruction and the mad mexican. If you are interested in being a part of this film please post on the message board. We are filming it during the week of March 16th through the 24th, so you must be available then if you want to be a part of it.
-Avery
Thursday, February 21, 2002
Yesterday, the Numerology Team ventured to the University of Illinois quad in order to gain more knowledge of the common comsumer. The team soaked up the knowledge and entertainment that is only offered at such an institutional powerhouse. Here are some things we noticed while out and about...
1. Never take advice from anyone, even "friends."
(example one: Boy tells girl... "You know how I was going to burn that mix cd for you? Well, my burner isnt working, but still, you should go buy this one bands cd. They are awesome. They're called Unwritten Law.")
(example 2: Girl says to another girl(pregnant) in English 355: "I was thinkning about naming your twins. You should name them, Hey and You, so you could just say 'Hey you!' and they would both come. That would be so funny!")
2. The University has a sufficient amount of water fountains, take advantage of them as often as possible.
3. There were three sightings of 80's style ripped jeans today (on a side note, there was one sighting of stone washed jeans. Hop on the bandwagon now!)
4. I have taken eleven shits in stall number two in the bathroom on the first floor of the English bulding. It is a wonderful stall which proudly boasts the saying, "Jesus saves, but Moses gets wholesale" on the top of the door in large print. Stall number two is the middle stall of three. Stall number one has no door, and i some day hop to drop a bomb in there as well. I have taken two shits in stall number three. It does not compare in character to number two. There is also a little sink next to the urinals which serves no purpose. It is the perfect height to urinate in, and i soon plan to add that to my arsenal. I have taken a shit in every building touching the quad with the exception of the Foreign Language Building (It scares me). However, out of the dozens of shits I have taken on this campus, there is only one that rises above the rest, First Floor Bevier Locker Room. First of all, I do not understand what the hell a locker room is doing in Bevier, but that is besides the point. It is a little off the beaten path, and for those who wish to try it out for themselves:
Go in through the front door, and take a right. Then, You have to take a left down this hallway that opens up into some sort of storage, weighing room deal. You will feel like you do not belong there. I think there is a sign on your right that says, "Locker Room This way." Follow that sign down the hallway to the locker room. There is only one stall in the restroom.
The single stall has everything you need. Plenty of space, and a shower inside the stall. One day, I hope to shower inside in that shower, and pee in the toilet from the shower (it is close enough). Or, you could find a friend and take turns, one showers while one shits, and then switch. It really is a novel bathroom.-Julius
Monday, February, 11, 2002
The Sns invaded northern Illinois University on saturday to play Sean Allen's Fuck V-Day party. The show was entertaining and a good time was had by all. After conversing with the sns after the show they had this to say: "We've realized that our music may seem distastefull to some people. Some people even think our music is a 'joke.' The only thing funny about our music is the fact that every single person at our shows is a complete and utter asshole. Ourselves included." On a lighter note, tomarrow is Julius Orange's birthday. We would appreciate it if no one sent Numerology letters this year saying anything to the effect of "that asshole is still alive!?!?" Try to at least be civil in you hatred.-George
Friday, January 18, 2002
These last few months have been extremely busy at numerology headquarters. The Saturday Night Seven played their homecoming show on Nov. 3. It was a minor success only overshadowed by a group of nazi skinheads that attempted to assassinate Orang Julius for his political and spiritual beliefs. Also, Numerology has been maintaining post-humanous communication with both george harrison and adolf hitler. Harrison has been enjoying the afterlife. He says, "Ive been smoking a lot of grass with John, its good to see him. Weve mostly been sitting around waiting for yoko. John and I have some tag team action planned for her." Also, good news for the Third Reich. Apparently Adolf and Jesus have finally buried the hatchet, and have been occupying their time by playing pratical jokes on Albert Einstein. We asked George about this and he said, "Nobody up here likes Jesus. He's a prick to everyone just because his dad is in charge up here. He's a little fairy bitch that always goes running to his daddy whenever anyone gives him trouble. Even Noah doesn't like him anymore." Also, the Numerology has added another band to their long list of artist. Gérard Depardon't. Thats right bithces.-Avery
Monday, October 22, 2001
Due to a full onslaught of attacks directed toward our website, this update page crashed today. We are looking into the suspects, and have ruled out no one. Last night was a crazy drunken fest at the Nmerology headquarters. It involved thirteen hours of drinkning. The news came in yesterday that the saturday night seven will be playing second, not first on November third. We are not happy with this choice. I am done talking, and yes, i know this was a pretty lame update. -andrew
