THE DOE PARTY
The white doe burst through the tangle of roses, showering the
moonlite night with ghostly perfume and floating rose petals, The hounds
where in full chase now, the giggles and laughter and the occassional OW
that was ME, drifted up to her large snowy ears. As the pack came barrelling
through the same rose tangle she had vacated but moments before The ghostly Doe paused but a second, then with a
mighty leap, disappeared into a huge dark hole in the mighty oak of the wood.
Us girls never paused , but blindly charged after her into the darkness,
suddenly the bottom dropped out from underneath our paws and we all went
sliding down in the darkness bumping and crashing along the way, Penny could
be heard saying OW THIS IS PENNY, OW THIS IS PENNY!
In a jumble we all tumbled out onto a moonlit lane, across from a wee rambling
stone tavern with a big sign that read DOG IN THE MOON TAVERN, It showed
a grinning dog face in the full moon, and underneath it read, trot on in
for a HOWLING good time.
I picked myself up, and brushed off all the dust, and grass and said OK
LADIES THIS IS THE PLACE!!
A murmur of surprize rose up from the group. This? Here? Where are we?
Auntie spoke calmly, assuring the other ladies. I have all the faith in
my niece, if this is the place she has chosen, then I am sure it is a ummm
pleasant place. Shall we go in? Go on Saysha.
We girls went inside. It was quite huge on the inside. And very nicely
appointed. With a large Stag head over the Fire Place. Ariel whispered to
Kit,"BARKyipyap weyipyip need barkbarkto catch us onebarkyipyipyap bark of
them !! Mum would be sooo pleased with us! Kit just nodded as she looked
around wide eyed.
There behind the bar stood the BIGGEST Bull mastiff anyone had ever seen!
He had this huge beef pissler hanging out of his mouth. He nodded at them
and said Ladies welcom welcome. Ms Frankie will be with you in a second.
come in, let me get yous omething to wet your howl...When he spoke he chewed
on the beef pissler
He was pouring whiskey and wine into glasses and pitchers when Ms Frankie(
a most stunning and elegant yet elderly white saluki came out from behind
a curtained doorway. Saysha Dahling, I see you found us ok.. come ladies
come and rest, let the party begin.
She led us to a back room, lit by fire and candle lite, She motioned us
in, Ms Abbey and her guests? please sit here, she pointed a slim white paw
to a white deadcowcouch with a long table that sat acrossways in the room,
all our tables sat lengthwise.
As the ladies came in I heard a terrible howling and growling at the bar.
I looked out to see Iowa and the evil Witchsisters, including Ali, might
I add. snarling and snapping over a bag. WHAT IS THAT! I asked.
All of them straightened up as if id shot them. Nothing said Ali, I dont
think its any of your business said the witch sisters in unisen. Its Iowas,
that bartender asked her if she would like to try some, so he gave her a
bag full.
What is it! i dont like games. KATZTERDS!! boomed Boris. Someone told me
IOWA wanted to try them. They wont hurt her. cant see no harm in it. and
he went back to wiping the bar and chewing on the pizzlerstik.
I just thought EWWWW and left them to their 'delicacety'
After we all were finally seated. We had to get several booster seats brought
in for the Iggies, since they couldnt see over the table, and Simone accidently,might
i add, sat on one not seeing it crouched on the chair.
We had bowls full of cheese chunks, and tiny sausages, and hardboiled eggs
brought in, along with pitchers of frothy brew, wine, and for those ladies
desiring the 'stronger' stuff some whiskey.
We watched Auntie open a few gifts, one a really sexy see through nighty,
ooo laaaa laaaaa... Oh sit down Simone, im NOT calling you. im talking about
aunties nighty :) I am not sure who gave it to her. probably thos bad bad
witch sisters.
THEN the music started. we were all feeling a bit tipsy by now. and Ali
screamed lets dance. and jumped up, only to be grabbed by India and slung
back into her seat. as the first Chippendog
dancer came out from behind a curtain.
OOO myyyy said the wimmins. He IS HANDSOME said ALI. who chugged down another
vodka. He was nice. a big muscular german shepherd in a police uniform, he
started to girate and wiggle his butt at us, and he started to take off his
dog tags.
The deerwimmons went wild. out came bags of doggie goodies and silky and
lacey collars. They howled and whistled , i would have never thought Penny
could make so much noise!!!! The iggies were hopping on and off the table
to their chairs just singing away.
Fritz the 'police dog' began dancing around the room and up on the tables
and the ladies and might i use that term loosely now. were not suppose to
touch him, but BUT ALI.... before anyone could stop her, she leapt on to
the same table as he and started dancing around him, it was really erotic.
who knew Russians could be so sexy. The ones you see on TV are all fat and
bundled up in shaws over their heads, wearing the russian version of doctor
sholl shoes and waiting in line for toilet paper.. who knew.
Fritz had taken everything off by now. except his um G string. and Ali
kept trying to take that off. She kept licking milkbones and trying to stick
them on his bottom!!! Then the Witch sisters started to get onto the table,
and I was afriad all heck would break loose. one dancin russian is ok, several
and you can have a dam revolution you know.. hey I have seen Dr. Zvivago..
and war and peace.
Fritz knowing when he was safer being done lol hopped down and gathering
up his stuff, skipped off stage, to a thunderous applause, and OOOOOOOOOOO
DAHLINK CUM BACK. from Ali
The servers served more drinks and snacks, I checked on Auntie and her
older ladies, they were enjoying the fun from a safe distance :)
The music started up again, and I hurried back to my seat. hey i didnt
want to miss anything. and out from behind the curtain came a very handsome
Cattledog, decked out like a cowboy of course. I thought Penny was going
to Swoon. He was handsome, but I guess bein a princess of the REAL west I
see these cowboys all the time. I bet his six shooter only held blanks.
The girls especially Penny(he was shorter too) just loved him, he stripped
off everything but his gunbelt. The ladies kept egging Penny on to go put
a milk bone in it. We gave her one of the Xlarge ones, and she hopped brazenly
up on the table and danced over to him, stuffed it in his belt when he wasnt
looking and in the middle of cat calls and howls you could hear her say,
This is from Penny :)
Something at the other table kept catching my eye. Princess Grace kept
whispering to Pennyroil,India and Iowa. they werent really watching the show
most of the time. I know Cattledogs arent everyones cup of tea, but She was
Australian . geeze. i had the uneasy feeling they might be plotting something.
but what?
The next dancer was a nice looking Ibizan. They have always been a favorite
of mine :) so yes i did toss him a bone or two :) These Chippendogs are just
absolutely gorgeous, troubling though, Kit pointed out they are probably
all Gay. all good looking buff males generally are she said. This i did not
know. well gay or not, these chippendogs liked our attention and thanked
us for the milkbones ..so they might not be.
Well into the 4th dancer, there was such a commotion out side, slipped
into the barroom to see what was up. Boris was standign at the door with
Ms Frankie both were laughing their butts off. what is it Frankie i asked,
slipping in beside them.
OOO them bitches is higher then kites and theyre trying to decide whose
the fastest. Boris nodded out side at ALI, always ALI how did I not see her
leave, and there were Ms Aireal and her sister Kit. my doG
Oh Damnation And i started to push past Frankie and Boris, but he put a
big paw out to stop me, they re ok, he chuckled, just watch em a bit.
OK Ladeez said Ali as they 3 stumbled into line side by side, swaying a
bit. Let us try dis agin.. one, tooo Theeee. and off they went as fast as
greased light. until they hit the bump in the cobble stones,a nd all three
of them stumbled and rolled and staggered in 3 different directions.. Boris
roared again.. they been doing that same thing half a dozen times now. just
cant get over that bump in the road.
He turned and went back to his bar shakig his head. Ms Frankie put her
arm around me and said I will keep an eye on them, they are safe. they will
be a bit bruised on the morrow, they are having a good time tonight. go back
to your ladies. i glanced out the door again, this time Ali was instructing
Kit to stand on this side of her no no not dat sidez...
Then Auntie and her older ladies came to me and said they were retiring
for the big day tomorrow, and thanked me for the nice time and gifts, and
wondered how does one get out of here and home to their soft puffies???.
I pointed to Persey sitting at the bar, sipping faerie mead chatting to
some of her old friends, Taibet, Glenda and Ciar. Persey will show you the
way home, She will see each of you safely to your beds. As if she had sensed
our presence she turned and smiled at us, and came to hug Abbey, Briana and
Whisper and especially Olinka.
I watched the ladies leave and then I returned to the party. The band was
playing and the ladies were dancing and the chippendogs had come out to dance
with them.
Simone hurried up to me and asked frantically if I had seen Ms Grace, Iowa,
India and Pennyroil lately. I was like NO. Sims said Pagan had told her she
went into the ladies room and had overheard them plotting to find the boys
and the stag party and 'check up on' Talorgen. By this time I decided ok,
let them.As if he would need checking up on!! urf If they wanna watch deerwimmons
of questionable repute leap out of cakes then let them.
I decided it was probably time to call it a night, the moon was thinking
about setting. Lordy. I had to get these ladies home and to their puffies
and then hopefuly they would all be ready for the celebration tomorrow.
The band started to die down, and I hugged the ladies goodnight, Ali and
the witch sisters were NOT thrilled at the early last call. hah. go home
i said.
Ms.Frankie said she would be glad to make sure they all arrived home safely,
and ASAP. I with my aching head decide so be it. and thanked her for her
hospitality.
Walking out into the cool night air Harry met me, I shall escort you my
deer. He said offering me his paw. The night is full of armydillahs and badkatz,
and Mum cant be without a magickal hound.whatever would she do.
I agreed, and he took me home to my puffy.
The End
Good night and i hope you all had a good time and didnt drink or eat too
much and that Ali got home safely and that i am not responsible for the amount
of Vodka she ate. or the whereabouts of Ms Grace.
Saysha B
