Part 2
"Jessie, hurry up or we're going to be late!" James yelled. "Come on Jess,
how many times do ya need to do ya hair?!?" yelled Meowth to Jessie as she
ran out of the bathroom. She had done her hair over once, but she had to
washout the hair spray from the first time and reapply, so it took about two
extra hours.
"Hey, Jimmy what's up with you?" asked a girl around Jessie and
James's age with blonde shoulder length hair.
"What's up with you Vicki. It
looks like you had to run out of the office!" James said to his freind, who
at the time still had on her black mini-skirt suit Team Rocket uniform.
"Jim, don't play with me right now. I'll let you know that I have to pay for
your vacation, with your girlfriend. Being Daddy is asking me, if this is
for you and ME this little vacation. When it's not it's just for and Jessie.
Man, this really sucks. Now he's telling me that me and you are going to get
married and stuff. When he KNOWS that our relationship is strictly platonic.
Hello, Meowth. Boy did I miss you!" Victoria replyed, picking up Meowth aned
scratching him behind his ears.
"Alright I'm ready to go. Hi! You must be Victoria. Thanks for getting us
this vacation we really needed it!" Jessie said to Victoria as she stood up
to shake hands with Jessie, "And you must be Jessica. James told me alot
about you." Victoria took an envelope from her skirt pocket, and handed it
to Jessie. "This is the tickets, and about, em, 12 grand. Also James has my
number if you need anything, like Daddy goes hey wire and tries to cut your
vacation short. Give ME a call.Also does Meowth like anything I don't now
about, yet.?"
Jessie and James exchanged puzzeled looks. "Like girlfriends I
should know about that will be calling?" Victoria teased."Meowth ain't got
no girlfriends!" Meowth said jumping onto Victoria's head.
"Okay! Mister
Touchy! No girlfriends. But, Jess, Jim, you might want to wear something
more casual, then a elite band of pokemon theives uniforms? Kay?" Victoria
was looking the two up and down. They still had their uniforms on.
"Okay we
get the point Vic! We'll, cahnge. But you should take your own advice, Miss
Second in comand at an elite band of pokemon theives, and daughter of the
leader of the orginization!" James said pointing out the fact she was still
wearing Team Rocket memeber 101.
ABOUT 20 MINUTES LATER....
"Alright you guys, can we go now!!!" said James. They were all in Victoria's
BMW, but everyone other then James had forgotten something in the house.
"Okay! We're moving now." Victoria said, hopping into the driver's seat,and
starting the vehicle,"Also can you two do me a favor and not create a baby
back there. I just cleaned the car and I don't want birthing floods all over
the interor! Oh yeah when you get back can you and Jess name me the god
mother of your little bundle of joy?" Victoria said, the second she turned
around to see J+J in complete tounge lock.
"Just drive!!" Jessie said
angerly to the driver of the vehicle.
"Miss touchy." Victoria mumbled under
her breath. Jessie broke of their kiss and reached for her mallet, but James
made a quick move a kissed Jess. She sunk into it and forgot about Meowth
and Victoria. James was just happy Jessie was happy again.'Those two were
meant to be' Victoria thought as she drove out of the forest into town.
ABOUT 3 HOURS LATTER...
On a boat heading for Vio Isle (AN: That's Victoria's Island. Meowth and
Vicki on one side and Jand J on the other. They both have beaches!^_^!) that
would take about a day. The rest of the time Jessie and James would have to
themselves. The servent had been given strict instructions to stay out of
their masters' quarters onless told other wise. Which would be decided upon
the hour. Meaning stay out of the bedroom onless rang for!
"Oh, James this is just what we needed." Jessie moaned as she quietly sun
bathed and drank a strawberry flavored fruit drink. "Exactly, Jessie just
what we needed. A vacation and some time to ourselves." James said to his
love. "This is so relaxing, sweetie. Hey Jessica," James said sitting up,
"What is it sweet heart?" Jessie said very sweetly, grabbing James around
the waist. "Jessie sweetie can you calm down, please."
Jessie frowned.
"Alright. I'll listen to what you have to say only if after wards you kiss
me." James looked like he was thinking about it, after about six minutes, he
said yes.
" Vicki is throwing a party a party. No wait it's not a private
island really. It's like this special club. For people with the kinda money
my parents have. Oh, no!" Jessie was suprised at her boyfriend's troubled
expression. "What is it, James? There's a private island that rich snobs go
to in their spare time, and we're going there. So wha..." James looked at
Jessie with that "you know why I said that now don't ya" look.
"You don't
think we might meet your parents there do you?" James nodded his head. "The
reason is there is a certain week of the year my parents take a vacation.
Along with my god fathers and god mothers. They take that vacation in the
middle of June."
Jessie began thinking. "Do you think Jessiebelle will be
there? Because if she is then I will beat the crap out of her southern
accent butt!!" Jessie said with some vains popping out of her head.
"Jessie,
the chances of you doing that are highly unlikely, because Jessiebell goes
home during these days. Also we might have an enconter with the Boss,
because he is my god-father." James said the last sentence sheepishly.
"WHAT!!!????!!!!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WE'RE THE BOSS'S
GOD-SON!!!!!!????????? AT THIS RATE YOUR PROBABLY THE TWERP'S
GOD-BROTHER!!!!!!!!" Jessie screamed at James through her teeth.
"Actually I
am the twerp's god-brother. But this wasn't my descion, it was my parents
idea. Also how were they supposed to know that my god-brother would one day
attack me with his pikachu" Jessie wasn't mad any more but she was crying,"
Why didn't you tell me though?" she whimpered (AN: Jessie whimper?!?)
"Because this is how you would react. Don't worry the twerp doesn't know
about us having any relationship other then a battle for that pikachu. Any
way we might run into my parents. And the twerp's and Vicki's.Just giving
you warning, because it wasn't something that was worth talking ab0ut till
now.Kay? Are you okay now?"
Jessie nodded her head, and hugged James. "You
still owe me that kiss." she said flicking his nose. "You more then desevre
that kiss.
"So we're going to see your, Jimmy's, and the twerp's parents!!??!!" Meowth
exclaimed staring at Victoria like she had twleve heads.
"Yes, Meowth you
should remember that by now. You know that we took that trip every year.
Also do you even remember Meow Meow?" Victoria asked Meowth picking him up.
"No, Meowth don't remember. And why are ya wearin' a blue swim suit and
we're in a bedroom.
"Well Meowth, see Meow Meow." As soon as Victoria said
this a female Meowth walked into the room. She looked exactly like Meowsie,
but unlike Meowsie Meow Meow was sweet and considirate. 'Now Meowth
remembers her she's the one that helped ya out of that fight with that
charmeleon. Meowth always liked her.'
"Hi! Meowth long time no see." Meow
Meow said with a posh britsh accent. (AN: Victoria's accent wore off from
the fact all the encounters she had with people without accents, so it
rubbed off.) "Wow! Meow Meow ya got prettier from the last time Meowth saw
ya's!" Meow Meow and Meowth we're both blusing. "I think I should leave.
Meow Meow show Meowth around the ship, in cause he forgot." Meow Meow nodded
to her misstress as she left the room.
"Well that went better then expected." said Victoria walking out on to the
deck. "Misstress, there is a call from the Master." said a butler, with a
tray and a phone that was ringing in hand. Victoria picked up the phone
expecting to be yelled at by her father. She was 100% correct.
"Victoria
Elizabeth Jessica Rachelle Feecha!(AN: Feecha is a french word which means
rocket. But I spelled it wrong.) Why did you let Jessie and James, and
Meowth off on a vacation this soon???!!!!" her father yelled at her through
the phone. Victoria was, suprisingly, calm and just held the phone at arms
length till her father stopped screaming.
"Daddy, can you please calm down.
Now tell me why it was a bad idea to let Jimmy and his friends of for a
vacation now?" Victoria said as calm as the sky is blue. She knew her father
wouldn't stay mad at here for long. She had gained a tacktact for such
rages.
"The reason Victoria, pumpken, that I'm mad is the fact that you let
them off sooner than you let me know." Giovanni said at the other end of the
phone, he had calmed down but was still pretty upset at his daughter.
"Daddy
if you saw what they put up with then you would've given them a vacation at
the same time did. Maybe even sooner. That's why I let them off."
"Are you
sure you did the right thing Victoria?" The Boss questioned his daughters
judgement, which was normally good but he was still wary.
"Yes, I'm sure.
Bye,Daddy!" "Bye sweet heart." Giovanni said. 'Maybe James and Jessica
needed the vacation more then I thought?'
"Jessie?" James said getting up. They had gotten a little too into the kiss,
so it had turned from kiss to make out.
"Yes?" James gave her the same look
he had given her earlier. "I promise that I won't go into full make out
other then in private." Jessie said with a tone of sarcasum, in her voice.
"Jessica. Make sure your extra careful infront of my parents. If I marry you
the judging starts the second they see you. Personality doesn't count, how
you sound and look is all that matters to them so be on your personal a best
snopb stuck behavior possible." James said to her with a fatherly type of
tone in his voice.
"Alright, especially in front of your parents. If this is
going to work then I have to act like Jessiebell?"
"Yes"
"Then teach me how to be a lady and hurry up because we have only one day,
before we get to the island! Because with our luck we'll probably run into
your parents the second we get there."
"Your right we should start traing you and me immediatly."
"Right foot blue." Said Meow Meow bending her back to reach the blue spot
that was almost out of arms reach. She and Meowth we're very bored and
wanted to do something. And found a twister game, which Victoria had planted
there on purpose, and started to play.
"Lewt paw green! (Left Hand Green!)"
They both reached for a green spot and fell.
"Meowth, tat hurt! Yas okay
Meow Meow?"
"I'm fine of course, just a tad woosy." She said picking herself
up and brushing off invisable dust.
"Hey Meow Meow, you look awful like
Meowsie. You not by any chance by related to her, is there?" 'Please say no!
Please say NO!!!' Meow Meow got a troubled expression on her face."Yes. I
am, related, actually, I'm here sister." (AN: S.O.A= Soap Oprea Alert!
S.O.A.A= Soap Opera Actions Anonomous!)"Man is it just Meowth, or is this
like a soap opera?!"
"Yes, Your exactly right Meowth, at this rate Meowsie is going to come in
here, with a bun in the oven from that street persian!" "Yeah who is writing
this crap anyway?!"
"Hey come down first fic. Now I''ll fix it. How about
telling you what happens in the next two paragraphs in about two sentences."
"Thank you! TRJamesgal14!" The two cats said in unison. "Alright summury.
Meowsie doesn't come in, Meow Meow is Meowsie's sister. Meowth and Meow Meow
fall in love. They are now like J+J. And don't care that the female looks
like someone who harmed the male in the past. Done." TRJamesgal14 leaves the
room.
"Finally alone!" the cats say as they sink into complete make out."Ya
might want to join S.O.A.A ya know." Meowth said as TRJGal14 left the room.
"Yo, TRJamesgal14!" Victoria yells as TRJamesgal14 walks out of the room.
"Yes?" Victoria runs up to TRJGal14. "Could you tell me what my part in this
story is?" TRJGal14 goes biserce and tells her she was made up and with out
her the entire story wouldn't work. "Oh, thanks!" Victoria waves to TRJGal14
as she flies away.
"How come I have this dress on, and why are there six eating tools here?"
Jessie asked staring blankly at the aray of forks and spoons in front of
her. James rised an eyebrow at her, and shook his head. "Jessie you can't
wear a mini-skirt, and work your way from left to right. Inside out. Also
don't talk so loud, talk lighter, and try to tuck your legs in. They
normally sit in circular tables." Jessie was looking at James as if he just
said that in french. "James did you change your speech pattern? Also your
speaking very softly."
"Jessica did you hear anything I said?"
"No. And don't call me Jessica."
"I have to."
"Why?"
"Because, either that my parents will think your lesbian."
"Why can't I wear a mini-skirt?"
"Because then they think your a ho or a striper."
"You have weird parents."
"Thank you for reminding me. Also get your elbows off the table."
"Thanks. Now I know why you ran away from home."
"Your Welcome. Lunch's here."
"James did they cook this?" "Yes done rare. Get used to it. That's all they
eat. Anything above medium will make woman gain pounds. So you and I
have to eat this until we go home."
Jessie frowned at the food." James this
doesn't look like steak or any other food I've ever seen." James finished
chewing his food.
"Jessica it's lamb. Also don't raise your elbows up so
high. There you go. And the good thing is we don't have to review all the
rules. Only the basics. Me and five other people that are close friends of
mine don't use them all. Only a few." Jessie didn't even respond. She was
just wondering how long she could live on uncooked meat. A waiter came into
the room.
"Master James , the elder Misstress is on hold." James raised his
head and looked at the celing.'Not again. Can't she leave me alone.' James
thought excepting the phone call.
"James, what are you doing with a girl on vacation?" His grand mother ,from
his father side, asked over the phone,"You haven't been messing around with
whores now have you?"
James was on the verge of reaching threw the phone to
strangle his grand mother. "NO! She is my girlfirend. And I came over there
to interduce you to Jessica. She is very nice, and I think you would like
her once yiu get to know her. Also I know this question is coming and no she
isn't a tramp, and is pure." James heard his mother come into the room and
take the phaone from his grand mother.
"Hello, James dear how are you doing?
Hold a second dear, beloved grand mother is tryuing to take the phone away
again. Stop let go you witch, go away and bother your own children!"
James
heard several bad words be exchanged and his mother get called, whore,
Jezebel, and, flusy a good number of times and his grandmother, hag, witch,
and Scarlet.(AN: Mother + Mother-in Law = name calling/ cat fight). "Hello!
James, the phone dropped and your mother and grandmother are on the brink of
killing each other so they were all the signs you we're on the phone." "Good
guess. Who won?"
"Like you don't already know? Your mother of course." "I
put sixty bucks on grandma is vowing that mother wasn't pure when you
married her. And another fifty on mom sitting down on a chair counting the
number of times you've said "I love you." to her."
"Alright. And you have
one hundred and ten dollars my friend." "Say "I love you" to mom and wach
grandma flip."
"Okay. Annebell honey, I love you." "I love you too sweet
heart." James heard his mother say."Alright grandma in 5, 4, 3,2, 1. "WHY DO
YOU LOVE HER IN THE FIRST PALCE, JOHNATHON!!!!???!!!!!! I SWEAR THAT YOU'VE
GONE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The next sound was that of a door slaming shut and
James, and his mother and father laughing. "I'll see you on the island
James."
"Okay, bye."
"What is so funny?" Jessie asked James who just fell of his chair from
laughing so hard. He was still laughing, his face was red, and he was
crying.
"James could you please tell me what's so funny?" James was almost
falling off his chair again.
"My mom and grandma, had a fight and my mom
won!" And mu grandma stormed out of the room, because she lost and my mom
and dad told each other that they loved each other. Also I bet on what my
mom and grandma would be doing after the fight and I got 110 dollars out of
my dad!" James was still laughing. Jessie was trying to figure out what was
so funny sbout a fight.
