The ABC's of Hawaii
N-S

N is for No Sleep Till Brooklyn. This one is simple. We don't sleep until we see Steve or Joey. Get it? Brooklyn

O is for Oh yeah These don't fit anywhere else.

We got a picture with Ruben and he tried to molest us, but we lost a roll of film which sucked. The film also had us with Tyler, Joe SR, Justin pics and some other good crap on it.

The opening act every night was Asswipé, he's cool

On our last day there, JC and Bobbi were standing about a foot away from us, Jen, Val and I started singing "CRACKnuts roasting on an open fire" at the top of our lungs. He just looked at us and kept skipping like an idiot.

Janine stole Steve's scooter.

Ok, this is funny, the one day out by the front lobby Steve was waiting by the rental car he had with his cell phone, he yells into the phone "JOE" and Joey whips around the corner on HIS cell phone. It was so funny and obvious that they were on the phone with each other from 2 feet away. Dorks.

Lance, Justin, Topanga, Britney, and some of the Innosense chicks were at the beach the one day and Val and I were down by the water just walking in it. Well, she almost fell and Lance laughed at her cause he's a mean old bassturd.

NSYNC had a stalker, and Amy, Ashley and Courtnie took him down. Go Girls Go!

Hehhehe.. the one night, at like 3AM, Janine Fatone was walking around in a lime green tank top, fuzzy cat slippers, and she was pushing an empty luggage rack.

The one night, Janine, Topanga, Tyler, and like 7 other people went to sit at Tropics where we were, and security told them they couldn't because it was closed. But they let us sit there, boy were they pissed.

At the luau, this BIG guy comes on stage, and we all screamed "JOE SR" and they asked the guy his name and he's all, "Joe", then they asked where he was from and he says "New York" it was like the funniest thing EVER.

They have these little cars called the "Gem Of Hawaii" they look like a VW Beetle with no doors. They are like really small and the one day our friend Shannon saw Steve driving one, with Joey in the passenger seat. That must have been a site.

At the first concert on the 30th, we were WAAAAAAAAY in the back, I mean WAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back. Well, we still had fun by getting Stever's attention and getting him to laugh at us. Then all of a sudden this guy comes up and gave us a free 18th Row seat, but it was only one and there was 4 of us. So we shared it.

While we were there the Rosie Show came on in our hotel, some of us had never seen it yet so we all sat down and watched it. The funny thing is we got more excited watching them on TV, then we did seeing them any other day in the flesh. It was weird.

At the concert on the 31st, we went and gave Stever his presents.. a yellow plastic ukelele magnet that played music, and a wooden ukelele keychain. Later that night when we met up with him, he was actually carrying them around with him in his bag, how cute is THAT?

For the first 2 or 3 days we were there, all the teenies thought that Ashley was Britney Spears. So of course, we played along by walking surrounding her while she talked on the cell phone in her sunglasses. It was TOO funny, there were seriously teenyboppers snapping pictures of us, and you could hear them whispering about it being Britney.

Sometimes, Courtnie bounces herself off doors.

P is for Pizza This is all we ate. We ate it at Tropics, but it came from Round Table. It is good pizza.

Q is for Quit singing that song. This is in reference to the great Juveniles "Back Dat Azz Up".

"I HATE that song"
-Steve Fatone

R is for Running my fingers through your afro and licking your barcode. I said it about Scraggles. Steve heard it. He thought I meant Joey. He told him I said it. I didn't mean Joey. At the concert Joey licked his fingers and ran them though his afro (during the 70's song) I didn't mean Joey.

S is for Stever the REAL Orlando treat. Pssh! We don't know where to begin with Steve. Steve likes gum. He's Steve.... yeah.... Steve. And thats the way it is... in 2000, but we want to give him a thank you. For 6 days we were able to rent him off the Fatone Family and it made our vacation pretty fun


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