Top 12 signs you have a Pokemon card gambling problem:
1. You hock the dog for a Pikachu and 2 Jigglypuffs.
2. Last year's $1600 Beanie Baby collection is nowhere to be found.
3. You find a My Little Pony head in your bed.
4. You refer to the neighbor kids as "those dirty, Pikachu-hoarding bast***s."
5. You now call your friends "Montana Tim."
6. You make people call you "Daddylion" and "Mommozar."
7. You claim your kneecaps were broken in a freak grocery cart accident.
8. Christmas list includes coffee maker, cozy slippers and $30,000 to pay back
"Vinnie the Shark."
9. From behind the garage, your neighbors hear: "Come on, Baby! Pikachu needs a
new pair of shoes!"
10. Pete Rose keeps calling to ask if you can come out and play.
11. You receive a phone bill with a note asking for Charizard.
12. You've been on the phone all morning, ranting and chain-smoking candy
cigarettes.
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