1980 THEIR DEBUT HIT MY MONKEY HAS 4 ASSES
tracks:
1)my monkey have 4 asses (37:32)
2)the song with no defined words or titles (3:67)
3)dont eat the paint chips(originally by matts happy time fun band) (3:12)
4)harry the lobster(the hit single) (2:23)
5)blank (73:21)
6)blank (66:06)
7)blank (7:12)
8)mr.T (3:01)
their debut record sky rocketed to number 1 on the U.K. billboards and won them a legion of devoted fans.with their debut music video "dont eat the paint chips" debuted they won an opening spot on krokuses nationl tour of canada
1992 FREEDOM IN A CAN(RC COLA)
tracks:
1)yanni ate mah shoes (3:42)
2)freedom in a can(rc cola) (3:22)
3)improvision (jon is god) (17:53)
4)bohemian rhapsode (2:32)
5)smells like teen spirit (:25)
6) cat shit medley (2:54)
this album broke album sales records,with the single "rc cola" at #1 for an astonishing 7 years this was by far dzongs greatest success, after wards they toured with opening acts;spoonman,gwar, and the chuck-e-cheese band(at that time known as showbiz pizza)
1999 TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL
tracks:
1)i dropped out (2:12)
2)einstein was a fag (6:21)
3)einstein was a fag (i before e remix) (3:53)
4)gotta kill the princess (11:11)
5)ssecnirp eht llik attog (11:11)
6)racecar is a palindrome (2:11)
7)just say no (9:11)
8)hey man, fuck the UAW (1:30)
9)my old man told me to stay in school, now i give him discounts on his french fries, now who feels dumb? (2:53)
10)Track 11 (3:12)
11)i have a lot of pills (feat. wesley willis) (3:18)
12)G.E.D. stands for Gaylords Earn Degrees (26:11)
After a seven year hiatus, the boys from dzong came to record another album. Michael had just gotten out of rehab for his addiction to marshmellow chicklets and Scott was just spit out of the bottom of the porn industry, but everything came together when Wesley Willis himself offered to produce their album. After 5 months of recording, dzong came out with this piece of shit that nearly killed their dwindling fanbase.
1999 WE NEED MONEY!
this is the same cd as "Too Cool For School", but the band members were homeless after "Tool Cool For School"'s release and flop. The terrible sales of "Too Cool For School" promted the members of dzong to draw mustaches on their pictures and write, "WE NEED MONEY!" over the title. 7 Copies of this cd were sold by the band members themselves on the streets. They acquired $21 from their sales, which Michael immediatly spent on marshmellow chicklets.