BEHOLD THE BAND AND ITS LEGACY

Zank Frappa the all knowing knows well of dzong, "DzoNG is a band.......they are the best band....the 3 main members are MIKEY "FRANKENBERRY"OWEN,SCOTT"COUNT CHOCULA"WEAVER,AND MATT"MATT"HILLER,although there are over 20 members of dzong these few Gods are the only consistant ones,michael on bass,vocals,and guitar and electric acordian,scott on guitar,matt on drums,vocals,and guitar, their legacy started in the wake of disco fever when they started as a homosexual new wave band"electroboof" after their orginal singer,the well known Falco,left the band the reformed and decided to not even try anymore,thus was born theyre legendary musical format"horrible music for horrible people" they were imediately picked up by MCA records and released over 70 albums between 78 and 90 and toured with spinal tap,mekanized deth trap, poison,krokus,yanni,bo diddly,ms. miller,and the broadway musical"stomp",theyve broken up over 15 times and had reunions every time,please hate dzong(by the way the backround picture is michael at the 1985 show with spinal tap)

this is the legendary reverend michael

born Dezlakzian Bortokk,michael had ahappy child hood in his native home of nashville(thats nashville antarctica) playing with his mothers hookah bongs and military knifes,as a lad he grew to obsess over weezer,when he reached the age of 15 in 1977 he left home on a magical sea otter that brought him to his destiny...........nashville tn where he met with scott and started dzong,when the band was formed they gained IMMORTALITY AND WERE PREPETUALLY 15,michael is the cute shy one in the band,hes taken sorry you fucked up girls that are reading this

scott has NO TOES

scott is an escapee from an alabama prison labor camp, he plays guitar, dont tell people you know where he is,after his escape he took up the coveted art of underwater basket weaveing and thus became a guitar player for Debbie Gibson,but due to his increasing addiction to childrens tylenol he was dismissed from the band,michael bought him from a pawn shop for 43 and ahalf cents

matt,in all his godlyness

matt is a man,matt is a god,heed to his sadistic will and you will achieve immortality,give him money,and woman,or women with money,matt likes spoons,12 step programs,and beating up autistic kids,he plays lead guitar and drums,and he sings lots of the songs