this is the legendary reverend michael
born Dezlakzian Bortokk,michael had ahappy child hood in his native home of nashville(thats nashville antarctica) playing with his mothers hookah bongs and military knifes,as a lad he grew to obsess over weezer,when he reached the age of 15 in 1977 he left home on a magical sea otter that brought him to his destiny...........nashville tn where he met with scott and started dzong,when the band was formed they gained IMMORTALITY AND WERE PREPETUALLY 15,michael is the cute shy one in the band,hes taken sorry you fucked up girls that are reading this
scott has NO TOES
scott is an escapee from an alabama prison labor camp, he plays guitar, dont tell people you know where he is,after his escape he took up the coveted art of underwater basket weaveing and thus became a guitar player for Debbie Gibson,but due to his increasing addiction to childrens tylenol he was dismissed from the band,michael bought him from a pawn shop for 43 and ahalf cents
matt,in all his godlyness
matt is a man,matt is a god,heed to his sadistic will and you will achieve immortality,give him money,and woman,or women with money,matt likes spoons,12 step programs,and beating up autistic kids,he plays lead guitar and drums,and he sings lots of the songs