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Battles: Battle 10: Worms, not just for dirt anymore.(What is that supposed to mean!?) Location: Web City. Player: Eclipse Webmaster NARRATOR wants to know WHERE we ARE! Web City, where all the webmasters and websurfers go to talk. Well you aren't supposed to know,but since this is a battle I HAD to bring you along. A PLATOON of WORMS is heading towards YOU! I'm so scared.. WORMS pull out OVERSIZED WEAPONS! O_O WHAT THE!? VERSIONS that use EMOTICONS are now GOING to SUE YOU! This is getting repitive.. Heavily Armed Worms or HAWs want to KNOW if you have WORMS 2? No why do you ask? HAWs say ONLY WE ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE! HAWs throw a net over ECLIPSE WEBMASTER! HAWs drag YOU to the dungeon! Dungeons & Dragons out in theaters, buy your tickets today! OR else! Things couldn't get any worse.. ECLIPSE WEBMASTER sees MULTIPLE WEBMASTERS and MISTRESSES in CAGES! Great... wonder what they serve here.. HAWs serve you DIRT! LITTERALY! Things couldn't possible get any w-.. er.. winning yah winning! NARRATOR isn't that STUPID! You sure? NARRATOR is SURE! Drat. WEBMASTERS are PUSHED into nearby ROOM! HAWs want you to DANCE! MAKE US! HAWS will! HAWs begin SHOOTING at your FEET! IN order to DODGE bullets you DANCE! BADLY! Oh shutup... Battle will be continued.. Battle 9: Paladin Reborn(How mysterious...) Location: Purity Chamber Player: Mitch,Paladin MITCH walks out of the HYPERBOLOIC TIME CHAMBER II! I've been in there training for the past ten years and not one battle stared me not one! NARRATOR points out that YOU have been in there for only 10 DAYS! SO?! I have not stared in one battle other then the one I premiered in! NARRATOR THINKS that you are begining to sound like JAMES! PURITY MASTER says Shutap you young whipper snapper! Thats out of character for you you sound like a senior citizen. PURITY MASTER shivers. PURITY MASTER was having a RELAPSE of a PAST life! PUREE OF PURITY says that YOU must prepare to do BATTLE with a TRAITOR! You mean that Ronin Warrior fanatic? Hes not so tough. PUREE OF PURITY wants to KNOW how you KNEW that! I prayed to a Britteny Spears doll. PUREE OF PURITY says Really! No you ninny! I used the internet! NINNY? Ninny! A LAVENDER COLORED PORTAL appeared! DITTO says I"M GONNA SUE YOU! WEBMASTER sighs! LAVENDER PORTAL closed! DARKROJIN bursts IN! DARKROJIN: MITCH! I challenge you to a duel! I gladly accept now lets take this outside! To be concluded.. WEBMASTER will now be sued by DISNEY! WEBMASTER sighs.. Battle 8: Return of the Dynasty Part II(How suspenseful) Location: Dynasty Invasion Camp Player: Rojin TALPA is ADVANCING! Hmmmm? five seconds ago he was cowering in fear.. TALPA has a PLAN! What kind of plan? A PLAN that COST him a BRITTNEY SPEARS DOLL! You play with those! NO, I use it as a VOODOO DOLL! Oh, than you go Narrator! TALPA used UNSLADUNA! It had no affect! You expect a 5 foot sword to hurt me? TALPA says YES! Ok time to finish you off. Armor of Inferno! Rage of Inferno! ROJIN used RAGE OF INFERNO! The Rage of Inferno, a Autobiograghy by Inferno! Order your copy today! Darn. Better try something else.. TALPA used NETHER SPIRITS! Beetlejeice playset "The Nether World". Get your copy from E-bay today! Dang. The Webmaster must be in debt... AN ASTEROID is HEADING for ROJIN! Armor of Halo! Thunder Bolt CUT! ROJIN used THUNDER BOLT CUT! ASTEROID SPLIT in HALF! ASTEROID happened to contain THE ESSENCE OF EVIL! Is that some sort of perfume? THE ESSENCE OF EVIL gave ROJIN truck loads of POWER! Thanks! TRUCKS fell on ROJIN! HALVES of ASTEROID SMASHED throught the TRUCKS and HIT ROJIN! WEBMASTER is SATISFIED! Pain pain pain pain.. What ROJIN's ARMOR is EVOLVING! ARMOR evolved into ARMOR OF ECLIPSE! EVERYTHING in a twenty mile radius was INCINERATED! TALPA died! For some reason I feel more evil. NARRATOR wants to know how ROJIN can TELL! I have the sudden erge to talk to Bill Gates and go see a Backstreet Boys Concert. ROJIN evolved into DARKROJIN! Must kill Puree of Purity, even if it is a food. DARKROJIN wins! Battle 7: Return of the Dynasty Part I(Great now we have star wars refrences thats dandy...) Location: Dynasty Invasion Camp Player: Talpa What do we want?! SOLDIERS say THIS VERSION! When do we want it?! SOLDIERS say NOW! Moral boost,check. Next on the list is conquering. Ok lets go conquer something! SOLDIERS say YEAH! SOLDIERS CHARGE to the nearest CITY! SOLDIERS stop ABRUPTLY! WHAT!? WHY?! ONE LAY off the CAPS! TWO a STRANGE FIGURE is walking towards YOUR TROOPS! SOLDIERS are SHAKING in there BOOTS! Litteraly? No there doing the Hockey Pokey! Of COURSE Litteraly! STRANGE FIGURE was renamed ROJIN! Ummm... are you by some way related to any of the *gulp* Ronin Warriors? Rojin: Nope. Thats a relief. Rojin: But I do happen to know all of there abilities. Sure you do. Get'm my soldiers! TALPA wants to FIGHT! Go! SOLDIER PLATOON #32! Quickly use the IHAVESHINYMETALWEAPONSANDYOUDON'TATTACK! SOLDIER PLATOON #32 used FREAKISHLY LONG NAME ATTACK! Attack Failed! ROJIN used QUAKE WITH FEAR! SOLDIER PLATOON #32 was IMPALED with lots of Metal Spiked attached to chains! WHAT?! How'd he do that! WANT to KNOW how he learned to do that! Yes I do. Read ROJINS Orgins to find out! Coming to a Eclipse Version near you! Pre-order your tickets only for ¥99999999.99! Oh yeah! SOLDIER PLATOON #32 DIED! ROJIN used RAGE OF INFERNO! REMAINING PLATOONS died! Eep. ROJIN says that YOUR NEXT! Mother. To be continued.. Battle 6: Birth of a Warrior (A serious title finnaly! Wait a minute... I right this!) Location: Old Trail Player: Rojin Lets see here five,ten,fifteen,twenty.. ROJIN is counting his WINNINGS! Is that a "pwetty" word to? What is that posted somewhere? Yep, Battle number five. One two three four FIVE! Come on insert name here lets ride! That was NOT funny. WEBVIEWERS think it is! People actual visit this site?! YEP! Learn somethin new every day... Anyway back to counting twenty-five,thirty.. WHERE did ROJIN get thet stuff ANYWAY! A Fort Knox truck. NARRATOR is impressed! NARRATOR wants to know how much GOLD ROJIN GOT! None. WHAT! They don't have gold anymore. WELL what do THEY have! Pokemon games. That stuff is more valuable then gold nowadays... NARRATOR would FACEFAULT now if it weren't a BODYLESS BEING! PUREE OF PURITY appeared! Whats is that some sort of food? PUREE OF PURITY facefaults! PUREE OF PURITY says it is a HOLY BEING! PUREE OF PURITY wants to HIRE you to save the WORLD! Whats the pay? PUREE OF PURITY shakes a BAG of a HUNDERED GOLD COINS! You got yourself a deal! PUREE OF PURITY and RUJIN shake HANDS! |
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