Matches 1 to 5 were setting the stage for other matches, there was no real plot, but the debut of The flaming tree of doom would soon make trouble, or maybe it will be Al Gore or a doompuff....
Fight #1: Kirby vs. Magikarp: Why in the world is this here?!!? August 7, 2000
Player: Kirby (No record)
narrator Player
What a nice day.
KIRBY is walking down the street
I think I'm gonna like this job.
KIRBY finds a wild MAGIKARP!
This is gonna be easy, GO Jigglypuff!
GO JIGGLYPUFF!
I said that.
I know that.
Magikarp used splash, Jigglypuff does not like getting wet!
I knew I sould not have had my date be one of my pokemon! Jigglypuff return, go me!
DO IT KIRBY!
I'll suck him up.
WazzUP!
Catching a magikarp!!!
Why would you want a magikarp?!
It's in the script!
Magikarp died for no reason!
Dang!
Player: Nintendo (No record)
narrator Player
Ahh, now what game should we make next, ahh yes we need to finish Gold and Silver.
NINTENDO is finishing GOLD AND SILVER!
This is gonna be a big hit!
Sega wants to fight!
So you want to fight! then go Mario
Go Mario!
Enemy SEGA sent out SONIC!
NARRATOR is LAZY!
NARRATOR stopped MATCH for no reason!
But that is not fair! I want to finish him off tomorrow!
NARRATOR says he likes SEGA!
NOOOOOOOO!!!
WEBMASTER fired NARRATOR and hired a new one! Then said he will continue the match next UPDATE!
Battle #3 THE N vs. SEGA!!!!!!!! August 15, 2000
Player: Nintendo (0-0-1, Tie vs. Sega)
About time I fight SEGA!
SEGA wants to fight!
SEGA sent out SONIC!
Mario! GO!
MARIO! Go!
enemy SONIC used AGILITY!
It's SPEED is to fast to increase!
Mario! Fireball!
MARIO used FIREBALL!
enemy SONIC dodged the attack!
DRAT!
Then all the sudden, the FIREBALL hit a TREE!
What will a tree do to me.....
TREE evolved into FLAMING WOODEN TREE OF DEATH THAT A DOOMPUFF MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO BE HURT BY!
But that "Doompuff" is not a pokemon!
I would not want you to find out that it is real.....
enemy SEGA ran!
Help me!
Fight #4: TREE OF DOOM! August 16, 2000
player: A lost guy (no record)
I'm lost!
A LOST GUY is LOST!
Don't rub it in!
NARRATOR used RUB IT IN ATTACK!
Ha! That is not funny!
FLAMING TREE OF DOOM appeared!
Then go, wooden stick!
WOODEN STICK was BURNED before it even came out!
Then let's see if my wooden compose that is broken will work......
Hello! Are you a guy without a brain! Wood will burn before you even send it out!
Then go me!
LOST GUY GO!
Enemy FLAMING TREE OF DOOM used TORTURE!
LOST GUY was TORTURED!
HELP ME!
LOST GUY used HELP!
LOST GUY needs HELP badly!
So the police came and HELPED!
enemy FLAMING TREE OF DOOM fainted!
What a relief! I barely won!
You should have lost!
Well what are you going to do about it!
BARNEY appeared!
Help me! Please don't sing that song! I'm too young to die!
A LOST GUY grew A BEARD!
enemy BARNEY used SING!
No! No! Anything but that! Stop this torture!
enemy BARNEY continued your torture!
No!!!!!!!!!!
A LOST GUY died of THE ULTIMATE TORTURE!
Fight 5: Godzilla vs. Monster Boy (strangly this was written the day "Godzilla:2000" came out in americian theateres) August 18, 2000
Player: Monsterboy (no record)
I must find a large catch, for I love giant monsters!
MONSTERBOY is looking for BIG MONSTERS FROM JAPANEASE MOVIES!
I already have King Kong, King Ghidrah and Mothra! Now I will find the king!
ELVIS WANTS TO FIGHT!
No, Godzilla!
GODZILLA WANTS TO FIGHT!
You are getting to cap locks crazy, well anyway master ball go!
GODZILLA WAS CAUGHT! NARRATOR LOVES CAPLOCKS AND WILL WRITE IN THEM FOR THE REST OF ETERNTY!
There was a not a real fight in this, I wanna test my skills out!
THE FLAMING TREE OF DOOM!!! APPEARED!
Alright!
What will happen in this fight? Find out, in the next batch of fights!
