Sagi Cult Adventures
One type of adventure the Sagi Cult had was we made lots of videos. One video was Blair Witch Project 33 1/3. BWP 33 1/3 was a spoof of the horror hit Blair Witch Project, but we ... 'altered' it just slightly. This was where the Sagi Cult basically met, we stayed up all night trying to make Whitney look dead and screaming a lot. That movie actually turned out really good, the Christmas tree was the woods and the car was dining room chairs, a stereo and a paper plate. We're real professionals. If you want to see any of our movies and you know us personally, IM or email me sometime and I’ll get it to ya!! We also made Cinderella with a mythological twist. That was where we made a Cinderella movie, only we were Greek mythological characters. That was never completed, but it was fun with Renee doing the grandfather think with the nerf gun and I hope we can finish that sometime. We also made Romeo & Juliet ... but that was kid of pathetic. During that we learned not to hold the camera upside down (Blake ...) sharpie comes off with stridex and not to dress up in a nighty and lipstick and bows if Austyn has a camera. We also made a bunch of other pointless tapes but those were the main 3.The second category of adventures the Sagi Cult does is Subway. A while back we were really bored so we decided to dress up in colonial costumes and blankets and go to Mr. Bunch's house and sell him a cow in Girl Scout cookies boxes. (He lives down the street from me.) On the way there we decided to freak out the subway people so we went there, met a nice guy named Ryan who worked there and scared him with our uhm ... saginess. Well, now we go back to subway with gargoyles from my back porch and say hi to Ryan every time we have a sagi cult meeting at my house. Ryan finally got freaked out by us i guess so he quit his job at Subway and hasn’t been back since. (I am totally serious!!!!!) By the way, if you ever see Ryan around--he's got a brown beard, supposedly works at Denny's now, has a married girlfriend ... tell him the sagi Cult is on his tracks, ok? Now we go to subway for Matilda. Matilda is this guy and I forgot why he is Matilda but his real name is Jason. He works at subway too and he absolutely hates us but he’s pretty fun to annoy. Tell him the sagi cult says hi next time your in there. And now we have new friends at subway named Tim and Richard. Tim doesn’t like us and Richard doesn’t like his job. And Richard mopped my toe. Tim just hung up on us. So screw him. Tim also is in a cult, sort of ... the 'Mr. BIG Society ...' uh ... uh oh.
Also when its nice out we go ... fishing. We go down to the river and Erin gets entranced by the cute little ferocious duckies while the rest of us try to freak out innocent fishers named Robert and Alex and get beat up by beaners. It was scary, Renee and I were waiting for Austyn and all these Mexicans came down and started mocking us and throwing garbage at us and it was scary!! And Robert was laughing and Alex is just Alex.
In the future the Sagi Cult wishes to have more field trips. WE so far have planned on driving to Canada, digging up the old drive-in theatre, and if we ever get smart enough and rich enough go to EuroDisney which I am almost sure will never happen. But hey, anything is possible. We don’t have many good ideas yet considering the Sagi Cult is only about 5 or 6 months old but we will have much more adventures in the future and if not we are boring. (We also want to rent the Hoedown Center, and submit one of our videos to a contest!)
OK, the sagi cult wasn’t all there, but this is a funny story anyway. Irene was looking out the window at team lightning on the courtyard in science and she looked out and saw Michael B. humping a tree and getting all gross with it and so she told all the class and everyone was watching him hump a tree! It was funny! Ok I guess you had to have been there ...