About the Sagi Cult / Skeeg
The story of the Sagi Cult: Mike grew boobs and made out with Tyler Cox, then once upon a time in a land far, far, far, far, far, far, far; VERY far away there was a brilliant castle/dungeon called Chief Joseph Middle School. Many people learned and failed there (But not Irene!!!!); and all the rest were helped by the fools called parents with their daily tasks because they did not listen to what the noblemen and noblewomen had to say. There was one quite intellegent-ish group of peasants, who mostly were learners and scribes (with one notable blonde named blonde sagi) that were most ummmmmmm.................................interesting. The group, although known as the 'promotional ones', were an uhm ... different sort of... people. They laughed, scared noble people and peasants alike, thought wild ideas and planned kooky things that had to do with Ryan and Matilda, the Subway workers whom our DARE officer influenced us to be their FRIENDS (danh danh danh). One day during an eating break the group, who by the way were all female, were eating lunch and two of them accidentally arrived upon some caffinated sweet drinks. Unknowing the poison the delicious mixtures beheld, they drank and became hyper. One member who was a professional thief (of cow stealing) called herself Usagi (meaning bunny child) to hide her identity. So, since Irene was so incredibly hyper, they came to speak ... err, rather bounce and scream at Usagi (also known as Erin). "Usagi???" Cried Irene. "Mesagi? Itsagi! Usagi, Besagi?" Irene said randomly. "Usagi!" Then Austyn, who had a wet sandwich, yelled out "Lookee-here! It's a sagi sandwich, and Erin's a sagi (sog-gy) ballerina." "We're just a bunch of sagis!!" added Renee. And so they became the sagi cult. Each member was assigned a sagi name, such as Unsagi, Itsagi, Mesagi, etc., and since Liz had been the one to start up all the shouting she was named the Supreme Saginess. The sagis decided to take over the marvelous (err.... no?) land of Richland, and so continues our story ....(danh...danh...danh...)About the Skeeg: Skeeg= Geeks spelled backwards. I don't know the whole reason, but I'm sure it involved a lot of caffine, staying up too late, and probably Austyn.
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