Halarious Quotes!
And here is the ever lovable quote page where we'll be posting quotes of famous people, and/or friends of ours. Most of them will probably be Austyn, cause she tends to say funny things, but I'm sure that other people will also be up here sooner or later!***************************************************************************
"My heritage doesn't call me unless they say 'Zeig Heil!'"
~Whitney
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"What did you get Kyla?"
~Austyn
"Moons over My Hammie!!"
~Kyla
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"Keep one foot on the table at all times!"
~Emily
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"Hey Erin, our turkeys are having sex!"
~Kt, and Emily
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"Stop molesting the table."
~either KT, Emily or Erin
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"So what? I'm not the sharpest tool in the bed...NOOOO! SHED!!!! I MEANT SHED YOU PERV!!!"
~Austyn
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"We hotboxed with our imaginations..."
~Renee/Sarah/Erin/Austyn
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"Oh my god! There's a man under the trampoline!"
~Austyn
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"It's more fun to sleep with company..."
~Austyn
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"It makes me happy when people put money in my shirt."
~Austyn
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"Why is your crotch blinking??"
~Austyn to a random guy at Winco
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"Aaron, quit putting your hands down my pants!"
~Austyn
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"Kick him in the balls..."
~Austyn in a mofia evil voice
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"Lane, because I sort of love you when it's to my advantage, could you...?"
~Austyn
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"I can't do anything to you if you still have your clothes on!"
~Austyn
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"Renee. I'm horning you!"
~Sarah
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"I got a hooker!!!! I got a hooker!!!!"
~Austyn
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"It walks like a hooker. God that hooker walk is funny"
~Irene
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"Things that confuse me: liquid soap for one thing, and inedible dish washing detergent that's orange scented, and llama races, and people walking the opposite direction on a one way street ( I mean, its one way, right), why the Energizer Bunny has rollerskates if he just keeps on going and going and going on his own, and why is it FATHER time? With no female time, what is he the father of?!?! and WHOSE PANTS ARE THESE ANYWAY!??!?"
~Austyn
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"The stars are moving...SHITTT!!!"
~Erin and Renee
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"OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE A FIFTH TOE!"
~Austyn in reference to Lane's feet.
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"oh sammy! the bells on your collar ring for love! together, cat and girl we'll be... saammmy..."
~Austyn, serenading Kt's cat
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"But Andrew, I just want to rub it!"
~Austyn
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