DISCLAIMER: I don't own the boys. I'm just borrowing them for my perverted...uh personal use. Heh heh::sweatdrop:: Please don't sue me, all you'll get is my collection of pokemon toys, a tattered yellow blanket, a turtle and a bad tempered dog.

WARNINGS:} Only the brave or criminally insane should read this. Plus some bad language.

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A lone figure stood waiting in a dark alley. Gender was indistinguishable due to the large trenchcoat and wide brimmed hat that made up the clothing.

A few minutes pass and a truck slowly pulls up. Three figures of varying heights got out. One was taller than the others and obviously the leader. After making sure no one was coming, he stepped forward.

"You the guy?" he asked.

"Yes. You got the stuff?"

"Right there." Said the second tallest, opening the back of the truck.

The first guy peered in at the contents. He reached in but was stopped by the shortest of the trio. A packet was pushed into his hand instead. He skimmed through it then turned to face all three.

"These the ones?"

"Yes. Can you do it by tomorrow night?"

"Okay tomorrow night. I'll have it done by tomorrow night."

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Duo whirled and gyrated in time to the music blaring from the stereo.

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." He sang along. (1)

So absorbed in the music and because it was so damn loud, Duo failed to hear or notice the figure creep into his room. Failed to see him take something out of his pocket and throw it at him. The object struck him squarely on the head and in a flash of red light Duo Maxwell disappeared. Taking a small list out of his pocket the person made a small check next to Duo's name.

"One down, three to go."

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A knock on the door alerted Quatre to the arrival of his tea.

"Come in." he called.

The door opened and the servant went to the desk where he was looking over some progress reports on his father's companies.

"Just place it on the desk please." he said without looking up.

The tea was placed in arms reach and he went and picked up the cup.

"Anything else you need?" the servant asked.

"No, that will be all."

"Okay."

As the servant turned to leave, Quatre paused, // Wait. I don't recognize that voice and all the other servants call me Master Quatre. Oh well it must be a new one.//

His thoughts were interrupted by an object smacking him in the chest.. Another flash of red light and an overturned teacup was all that was left to show he'd even been there. Pulling out the list, a check was made by Quatre's name.

"Two more, that's all I need to take care of."

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The dead silence of the hangar was broken only by the sounds of Wufei working on his gundam. A sudden noise made him stop. Looking around the deserted hangar, he caught a glimpse of a retreating figure.

"Who are you? Show yourself!" he yelled.

Silence was his only answer. Grabbing his sword, he leapt down from Nataku and went in search of the trespasser. A loud clattering in the back got his attention and he cautiously made his way towards it. Squeezing between two crates he looked down and saw a couple of overturned buckets. Without warning, the lights suddenly went out, and he was plunged into darkness.

"Kisama! Coward! To afraid to face me in the light?"

It was then he realized it wasn't all that dark. Looking down he saw his pants and arms and the crates he'd rubbed against glowing.

//Shit! Phosphorus!// (2)

Now his attacker could see him, but he couldn't see his attacker.

He quickly discarded his pants as they had the most on them and wiped his arms on them. Still sligthly glowing from the residue his tank top, he stood waiting for any sound or clue as to the whereabouts of the other. Something flew by his head and as he turned to it he felt something smack him in the back.

//What the hell is this?// was his last thought as a red glow enveloped him.

Panting slightly now the intruder withdrew the list to mark off Wufei's name.

"One more. Then it will all be over."

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Creeping quietly into the bedroom was no easy feat and he had to constantly hold still when he heard others approaching. Standing before the room's occupant he paused.

//Why would they want me to get her?//

Then he shrugged. He was paid to do this, so he would do it.

"Wha... what do you want with me?" she asked.

"Heero needs your help. Will you come?"

"Yes..."

"It's important that we leave tonight. You may have to be gone for a week."

"Fine."

After she had made arraingements, they left. About an hour later they stopped at an abandoned shack and got out.

"Is something wrong? Is Heero in there?" she asked.

An object smacking her arm and a red light were her only answers.

Crossing the last name off the list he went to await the next nigth and his payment.

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The next night....

Waiting back in the same alley, he saw the truck approach. As the three figures again got out, one of them went to the back and pulled out a box. After inspecting the insides he nodded and passed each of them a what appeared to be a small marble.

"Do you all remember how to use those?"

"Yes."

"Fine." Loading the box into his own vehicle, he drove away.

Getting back into their own truck the other three drove till they came to a huge mansion. They all went in, and stan ding in the hallway, they pulled off their coats. They all smiled at each other and went to their rooms. The tallest stood in his room, and pulling out the marble he had been given, pushed a small button and instantly the "marble" quintupled in size.

"Pokeball go!!" he shouted as he threw it.

Out popped a half naked and severly pissed off Wufei. Spotting the room's other inhabitant his eyes widened and confusion, fear and anger ran across his face.

"Treize! What the hell is going on?"

"You belong to me now," smirked Treize as he waved his pokeball at them.

"The FUCK I do." Yelled Wufei as he tried to make a break for the door.

"WuFei! Return!" Treize shouted holding up the pokeball. Instantly a red beam of light shot out and captured him, sucking him back inside. Chuckling Treize went to the kitchen, got a carton of ice cream and went back to his room. (3)

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In another room....

"Pokeball go!"

A scared and confused Quatre stood up and looked around in wonder.

A soft chuckle made him turn around and he stared into the deep green eyes of Trowa.

"Tro..Trowa?"

"Yes little one?"

"Why am I here?"

His answer was Trowa grabbing him, pushing him on the bed and giving him a mind-numbing kiss. A satisfactory answer for Quatre.

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The third bedroom....

"Pokeballs! Go!"

Out popped a bewildered Duo and a frightened Relena. They stared at each other, stared at the wall, back at each other then up into the smug face of Heero.

"Oh Heero, you're safe." cried Relena running to him.

She grabbed him and started babbling about how she would take care of him and how worried she was about him. He shrugged her off and went to help up Duo who was still a little bit in shock as to how he went from his room alone to being here with Heero and Relena..

"What happened?" he asked as he stood up.

"I had you brought here for a week's vacation."

"Oh Heero, how romantic." Relena gushed. "I knew you cared!"

Heero pulling Duo close and giving him a kiss hot enough to start a fire cut her short. When they finally pulled apart, she went for Duo with murder in her eyes. Before she got more than two feet Heero held up one of the pokeballs.

"Relena! Return!" he said, and she was sucked back inside.

"Oi, Heero why did you bring her?"

"Because," he said as he tossed her pokeball somewhere behind him. "I don't want her showing up and spoiling OUR romantic vacation."

With that said he grabbed Duo and proceeded to give him a kiss that made their first look like a blast of cold air.

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The lone figure (A.N. God I need a thesaurus) stopped his truck in front of a building. Pulling out the contents of the box, he took it inside. Taking off his hat and coat, he approached the person sitting at the front desk.

"Any new messages for me, Misty?"

"Hey Ash. No, but Gary is waiting for you in your office."

"Okay thanks. And Misty?"

"Hmm?"

"Here."

"Oh Ash! You did it! You finally replaced my bike!"

"Yup, and this will change from manual to motorized if you push this button. Plus, it's made of gundanium. Even I can't wreck this one."

"Thank you so much. Now hurry up to your meeting with Gary."

Misty sat back down as Ash went to his office. The phone rang a few seconds later and she answered it.

"Hello, Koibito Katcher's. May I help you. Yes we do. Sure we can.. Okay sir what is your name. And how do you spell that? H-I-E-I? Yes and what is the name of the koi you want caught. Kurama. Yes I'll tell him right now. Hold one moment please."

Walking over to Ash's office, she opened the door. And interupted the two in the middle of a kiss. (4)

"Oops! Sorry guys, but you have another assignment, Ash."

Sighing Ash went to answer the next job.

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THE END

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1. I know someone posted this song today but I came up with this yesterday.

2. Phosphorus glows in the dark

3. Thanks Jaqueline for the idea!

4. For you Angela (SnM: That's me, minna-san! *Beams proudly*)

Hope you all enjoyed that.

The Lizard Queen

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Proud member of the 1x2/2x1 fanclub