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The Gorgeous One

I'm about to die! And worse! Because of you, I'm about to die BROKE!
Yoo-hoo! Over here! Mr. rich person!
Home Run Jess! Home Run Jess!
Oh, gross! A slug!
AAARGH! James, you lost my hairspray AGAIN! BAD!
Uh oh... maybe sitting on the buttons was a bad idea...
My delicate body just wasn't made for rock climbing! Ow! James, watch where you're putting your foot! *WHACK*
YOU WANNA SEE PISSED, LITTLE MAN?!
The perfect poster shot of the perfect woman!
Barge in on me again and you'll find out why I'm the Queen of Mean!
I dream of Jeanne with the light blue hair... oops. I didn't say that.
I'm not supposed to be a Roman Candle!
Ahh... is that a Pringles can I see?
A pity you can't see all of my beautiful figure.
YOU'RE IN MY WAY!
YOU ARE SO IN FOR IT!
What? Is my mascara smeared?
Green just isn't my color...
That's it! We're petitioning for either duplicate robots or helmets!
*singing* If you need to fall apart...
Not my best side shot, but nice background.
Either you shut up and let me sleep or I make you sorry!
Oh, my FACE... wait a sec! Maybe it'll make a good disguise! I mean, the other ones worked, for God's sake...
Feast your eyes! Gaze upon my countenance and despair!
Because, my dear James, I know how and you don't.
Where's my other half?! I look like a botched mug shot! How dare you cut my face off like that?!
Oh, well, um, maybe I could be persuaded to wash your uniform this once, James...


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