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The Talented One

Who'll do the laundry?
A surprise? For me? In a little velvet box?
A happy-face necklace?
*singing* ....surfin' USA.....
The calm before the storm.
James!
I always look so much better in JPEG files. GIFs make me look almost normal-class.
Hah! I win again! I am the Queen of the Scrabble!
Is my blush too dark?
Stop... it... James... stop... dancing... it's just... a bug...
That way! No, no, I said that way! Come back, dolt!
You think I should wear WHAT?! I have STANDARDS, you know!
Don't you see? Our ratings are declining!
Aha! I have the Burger King in my sights!
That's better. Just keep trying. C'mon, c'mon, change clothes again.
YOU COME NEAR MY FACE AGAIN, TWERP, AND I'LL SHOVE THAT HAT WHERE YOU WON'T LIKE IT!
It's kinda hard to tell whether I'm happy or evil.
This is a good side view.
You just HAD to test the dynamite, James!
Perfection... has been ruined!
Are we ready? Hello? Wake UP, idiot!
I don't think I've ever seen him turn quite that shade of purple before...
Is that cellophane I hear?
Hard to port, James! Wait, where are you going? What do you mean you're getting us a drink?!
Oh, just lucky, I guess.
Never have I looked quite so perfect! Well, except for...


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