Pokemon Battles # 1 to 30
The first battle is on the "Poke2 Battles" page. [Go there]
The second one is there too. [Go there]
Armor has had a Visitor from Eclipse version...find out why he has gone missing...(And yes, it really did happen, some javascript tag found its way onto that page and it blanked out...)
Battle #3:
Title: Legendary_Dragona and the Little infected elf
Player: Legendary_Dragona (Da Webmistress)
Setting: Armor Version's Jungle Area
INFECTED ELF took wrong PORTAL!
INFECTED ELF landed in ARMOR VERSION! MUAHAHAHA!
INFECTED ELF landed in the JUNGLE AREA of ARMOR VERSION! MUAHAHAHA!!!!
NARRATOR notes that the JUNGLE AREA is the most DANGEROUS AREA of all the AREAs in ARMOR VERSION! MUAHAHAA!
Eeep!...
NARRATOR also notes that NARRATOR is not a NARRATOR...
What?
NARRATOR PULLED off DISGUISE!
NARRATOR was RENAMED LEGENDARY_DRAGONA!
INFECTED ELF: The Webmistress!
INFECTED ELF used BOW!
INFECTED ELF BOWed to LEGENDARY_DRAGONA!
INFECTED ELF ACCIDENTALLY INSERTed a JAVASCRIPT TAG in its BOW and made the ARMORBATTLE page BLANK OUT!
POKEBATTLES LOVER appeared!
POKEBATTLES LOVER can't READ BATTLE on the ARMORBATTLE PAGE!
POKEBATTLES LOVER used NOTIFY!
POKEBATTLES LOVER told LEGENDARY_DRAGONA about the BLANK ARMORBATTLE PAGE!
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA used DELETE!
JAVASCRIPT TAG was DELETED!
REAL NARRATOR used EVIDENCE!
NARRATOR showed PROOF that INFECTED ELF did it!
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA is ANGRY!
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA wants to FIGHT!
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA sent out WARULTIMON!
4 LARGE WARULTIMON APPEARED!
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA: Go get 'em.
INFECTED ELF: Eep! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
INFECTED ELF used RUN!
INFECTED ELF began to RUN!
NARRATOR notes that he isn't RUNning fast enough!
ROCK APPEARED!
ROCK used TRIP!
ROCK TRIPped INFECTED ELF!
INFECTED ELF FELL!
NARRATOR says that the WARULTIMON are right behind him, wating for an order from LEGENDARY_DRAGONA!
INFECTED ELF: Uh oh....*o_O*
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA: Warultimon, attack that little demented elf!
WARULTIMON used ATTACK!
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA's 4 WARULTIMON are SAVAGELEY ATTACKing INFECTED ELF!
INFECTED ELF was TORN into LITTLE TINY PEICES!
INFECTED ELF was renamed FOOD!
WARULTIMON ate FOOD!
FOOD died!
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA and WARULTIMON PACK win!
#4 -Title:Darkgarultarmor has escaped from Armor!
Setting: Armor Version
Players: Rapmon, Dragona, Darkgarultarmor
DRAGONA: RAPMON! There has been a new DRAGONGOD discovered. We have it here in the ARMOR VERSION WEBMASTER's building. *Sound of screaming in background with a large growl* RAPMON! You must get over here! *static on TV screen* its trying to escape! Please hurry before *static on screen* is gone! *RAPMON sees large shadow on back ground turn and as DRAGONA teleports away, it destroys the screen, leaving only static on screen*
RAPMON: Guess its too late to save the BUILDING.
*DRAGONA appears from TELEPORTing*
DRAGONA: RAPMON! We reasearched this DRAGONGOD a little. Its way too strong for anything normal to defeat it. I do beleve a SKULLULTIMON can take it down. RAPMON! You must train hard! POKEBATTLES is counting on you! *The sound of glass shattering* Its broken the barrier between VERSIONS! It can cause some serious DAMAGE to the other VERSIONs, and most likeley to leave them in FLAMES as it goes through them!
RAPMON: Yes, I will try. I must train hard, and get to my ULTIMATE STAR level. But until then, I will have to keep tabs on that thing, and warn the VERSIONs it heads towards of its ARRIVAL.
DRAGONA: It is heading towards LIQUID VERSION. I will be here making sure that EVERYTHING gets back to normal after its RAMPAGE. Good luck RAPMON, POKEBATTLES is counting on the fact that you EVOLVE to the ULTIMATE STAR level- SKULLULTIMON.
RAPMON begins to run as fast as it can towards LIQUID VERSION, in hopes of saving most of the VERSION and most of its CHARACTERS, and its WEBMASTER...
Setting- Liquid Version
Player- Darkgarultarmor and Liquid Characters
KITE used STARE!
KITE STAREd at WALL!
KITE: There must be something better to do than this...
RAPMON appeared!
KITE: Eh? What? Aren't you LEGENDARY_DRAGONA's CHARACTER? I think you are in the wrong VERSION....
RAPMON: No. Actually, L_D's DRAGONA sent me. There has been an escaped monster from ARMOR VERSION, and it is on its way here.
KITE: Then why you here? No Armorada, Warultimon thingie is harmful unless they are in ARMOR VERSION...That place is a HUNT-or-be-HUNTed NIGHTMARE!
RAPMON: Eh...The only thing is is that it isn't any common one...I don't even know the name of it...its a newly discovered one that DESTROYed half of ARMOR VERSION on a RAMPAGE. Its gonna go through your VERSION!
*Ground shudders...*
RAPMON: Looks like LIQUID's GUEST is here......
KITE used DESICION!
KITE DECIDEd to EVACUATE VERSION!
CHARACTERs are RUNning EVERYWHERE in an ATTEMPT to ESCAPE!
KITE used RUN!
KITE fled!
RAPMON used RUN!
RAPMON fled!
MYSTERIOUS MONSTER: DARKGARULTARMOR!!!!!!!!
MYSTERIOUS MONSTER was RENAMED DARKGARULTARMOR!
DARKGARULTARMOR used CANNON BLAST!
ATTACK hit BUILDING!
BUILDING CAUGHT FIRE!
BUILDING COLLAPSED!
BURNING DEBRIS hit POKEBALLS on GROUND!
The POKEMON INSIDE were RELEASED!
BUILDING DIED!
BOB, KING ARTHUR, ROBIN HOOD, and BEOWULF APPEARED from POKEBALLS!
DARKGARULTARMOR used STEEL TAIL!
ATTACK hit ASH's HOUSE!
ASH used RUN!
ASH ran out of HOUSE just as it IMPLODED!
HOUSE DIED!
DEBRIS hit nearby TREE!
TREE is ANGRY!
DARKGARULTARMOR used SHARP PUNCH!
DARKGARULTARMOR PUNCHed BUILDING!
SHARP PUNCH cut BUILDING!
BUILDING DIED!
PIPE was REVEALED!
YARIO appeared from PIPE!
DARKGARULTARMOR used TRI POWER!
DARGARULTARMOR uncovered RADIO-ACTIVE-WASTE BARREL!
MAPLE'S MONSTER appeared from BARREL!
DARKGARULTARMOR used BLAZING FIRE!
DARKGARULTARMOR BURNed 5 BUILDINGs!
BUILDINGs DIED!
ASH used LOOK.
ASH LOOKed at RUINS of his HOUSE.
ASH is ANGRY!
ASH ATTACKED!
ASH sent out EEVEE!
Ash: Eevee! Tackle attack!
EEVEE USED TACKLE!
DARKGARULTARMOR used HAND!
DARKGARULTARMOR STOPped EEVEE's ATTACK with HAND!
DARKGARULTARMOR: DARRRUUUUULLLLLLTTTTAAAARRRRRMMMMMM!!!
DARKGARULTARMOR used CANNON BLAST!
EEVEE was BLASTed!
EEVEE was INCINERATED!
EEVEE DIED!
ASH sent out SQUIRTLE!
DARKGARULTARMOR used STEEL TAIL!
SQUIRTLE was SLAMMED AGAINST a WALL with DARKGARULTARMOR's TAIL!
SQUIRTLE DIED!
NARRATOR used COUNT!
NARRATOR COUNTed how many CHARACTERS and BUILDINGS were KILLed!
CHARACTER AND BUILDING KILL COUNT: 10
ASH sent out CHIKORITA!
Ash: Chikorita! Sweet Scent!
CHIKORITA used SWEET SCENT!
DARKGARULTARMOR now thinks CHIKORITA is a GOOD-SMELLING FOOD!
DARKGARULTARMOR used EAT!
DARKGARULTARMOR ATE CHIKORITA!
CHIKORITA DIED!
ASH sent out PIKACHU!
Ash: Pikachu! Thunder!
PIKACHU used THUNDER!
DARKGARULTARMOR is not SCARED of a LOUD NOISE!
DARKGARULTARMOR used BODY SLAM!
PIKACHU DIED!
ASH sent out CHARIZARD!
Ash: Charizard! Seismic Toss!
CHARIZARD can't LIFT DARKGARULTARMOR!
DARKGARULTARMOR used AREO SLAM!
DARKGARULTARMOR GRABbed CHARIZARD!
DARKGARULTARMOR flew up high!
DARKGARULTARMOR dove down towards GROUND!
DARKGARULTARMOR SLAMed CHARIZARD into GROUND!
CHARIZARD KOed!
DARKGARULTARMOR ATE CHARIZARD!
CHARIZARD DIED!
DARKGARULTARMOR's ENERGY was REPLENISHED!
Ash: No! Not Charizard! Eh...Go, ME?!?!
ASH sent out ASH!
DARKGARULTARMOR used DAGGERJAWS!
DARKGARULTARMOR picked ASH up with its MOUTH!
DARKGARULTARMOR started to CRUSH ASH with its JAWS while its TEETH sank in!
ASH DIED!
DARKGARULTARMOR ATE ASH!
DARKGARULTARMOR continues to ATTACK LIQUID VERSION!
DARKGARULTARMOR uses CANNON BEAM!
CANNON BEAM hits POKEBALLS!
POKEBALLS were INCINERATED!
The POKEMON are ANGRY!
KING ARTHUR wants to FIGHT!
KING ARTHUR sent out KING ARTHUR!
KING ARTHUR used LOYAL SUBJECT!
LOYAL SUBJECT APPEARED!
DARKGARULTARMOR used COMBINE ATTACK!
DARKGARULTARMOR COMBINEd ULTIMATE PUNCH with CANNON BLAST!
DARKGARULTARMOR: Dar......
KING ARTHUR used PUNCH!
KING ARTHUR made FRUIT PUNCH!
DARKGARULTARMOR UNLEASHED ENERGY!
DARKGARULTARMOR: Dar.......ULLTARMORRRR!!
KING ARTHUR was INCINERATED like his POKEBALL!
BEOWULF wants to FIGHT!
BEOWULF sent out BEOWULF!
BEOWULF used CHARGE!
BEOWULF CHARGEd DARKGARULTARMOR!
It doesn't affect DARKGARULTARMOR!
DARKGARULTARMOR doesn't care about MONEY or the LAW!
DARKGARULTARMOR used RAZOR TAKE-DOWN
DARKGARULTARMOR used TAKE DOWN so fast that it CUT BEOWULF into BITE SIZED PEICES!
BEOWULF DIED!
DARKGARULTARMOR ate PEICES of BEOWULF!
DARKGARULTARMOR's ENERGY was REPLENISHED!
ROBIN HOOD wants to FIGHT!
ROBIN HOOD sent out ROBIN HOOD!
ROBIN HOOD used FURY ARROW!
ROBIN HOOD DREW ARROWs all over the WALLs in its FURY!
DARKGARULTARMOR: Ullllllllllllttttttaaaaaarrrrrrrrrmmmmmorrrrrrrrrrrr...........ULTARM!
DARKGARULTARMOR used RAPID CLAW!
DARKGARULTARMOR SWIFTly CLAWed ROBIN HOOD to the GROUND
ROBIN HOOD DIED!
BOB wants to FIGHT!
BOB sent out BOB!
DARKGARULTARMOR used SHADOW KICK!
DARKGARULTARMOR attacked from INSIDE THE SHADOWS...
Critical hit!
Its super effective!
BOB died!
DARKGARULTARMOR used FIREBIRD'S RAGE!
DARKGARULTARMOR INCINERATED over 30 BUILDINGS!
NARRATOR RECOUNTED KILLS!
CHARACTER/BUILDING KILL COUNT: 47
HEAT from FIREBIRD'S RAGE is UNBEARABLE!
TREE can't take the HEAT no more!
TREE ATTACKED!
DARKGARULTARMOR used FIREY TACKLE!
DARKGARULTARMOR gathered ENERGY...
TREE used FALL!
APPLES FELL on GROUND!
DARKGARULTARMOR used ENERGY!
DARKGARULTARMOR began to run!
DARKGARULTARMOR gained enough SPEED to make the AIR BURN around it...
DARKGARULTARMOR TACKLEd TREE!
Its super effective!
TREE BURNED to GROUND!
TREE DIED!
YARIO appeared!
DARKGARULTARMOR used ROAR!
DARKGARULTARMOR: DAARRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTAAAAAAAAAAARRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YARIO began to RUN in FEAR......
YARIO TRIPped over a BLOCK of CEMENT!
YARIO LANDed on MAPLE'S MONSTER!
MAPLE'S MONSTER used COMBINE!
MAPLE'S MONSTER COMBINEd with YARIO and became MAPLE YARIOSTER!
DARKGARULTARMOR: DArrrr....Ullll....tarm.........arrr.....
MAPLE YARIOSTER and DARKGARULTARMOR are FIGHTING HAND in HAND!
DARKGARULTARMOR used BITE!
DARKGARULTARMOR BIT MAPLE YARIOSTER'S NECK!
Critical Hit!
MAPLE YARIOSTER used PUNCH!
MAPLE YARIOSTER PUNCHed DARKGARULTARMOR in the MOUTH!
MAPLE YARIOSTER was FREEd of DARKGARULTARMOR's ATTACK!
DARKGARULTARMOR used EXPLOSIVE PUNCH!
DARKGARULTARMOR PUNCHed MAPLE YARIOSTER!
PUNCH was COMBINED with CANNON BLAST!
MAPLE YARIOSTER's HEALTH SHOT down to 1/2!
MAPLE YARIOSTER used MEGA KICK!
DARKGARULTARMOR was hit on its SIDE!
DARKGARULTARMOR used STEEL TAIL!
MAPLE YARIOSTER was HIT ON NECK!
Critical Hit!
MAPLE YARIOSTER's NECK was BROKEN!
DARKGARULTARMOR KOed MAPLE YARIOSTER!
MAPLE YARIOSTER FELL!
MAPLE YARIOSTER FELL on BURNING BUILDINGS!
MAPLE YARIOSTER was BURNED!
MAPLE YARIOSTER DIED!
DARKGARULTARMOR began to RUN!
DARKGARULTARMOR RAN out of LIQUID VERSION!
DARKGARULTARMOR began to RUN towards PURPLE VERSION!
KITE RETURNED to VERSION!
RAPMON began to RUN after DARKGARULTARMOR!
#5 -Setting: Purple Version
Players: Darkgarultarmor and Purple Version Characters
SHADOWSTAR, GUY and BOB are sitting in a FEILD looking at the CLOUDs. "That one looks like a CLOUD!" BOB says. "Which one?!" GUY replies...
RAPMON appeared!
RAPMON used STOP!
RAPMON STOPped RUNning!
SAND was SPRAYed all over GUY, BOB and SHADOWSTAR!
RAPMON: Sorry about the SAND. Which one of ye is the WEBMASTER of this PLACE?
SHADOWSTAR: Me.
RAPMON: Begin evacuating PURPLE VERSION. There has been an escaped DRAGONGOD from ARMOR VERSION that is going to go through here, like it did to LIQUID VERSION recently.
BOB and GUY fled!
All PURPLE VERSION CHARACTERS were evacuated except for a few who were FORGOTTEN...
SHADOWSTAR and PURPLE VERSION CHARACTERS fled!
RAPMON: Well....It seems everyone is out. I better start running again...
What?! RAPMON is EVOLVING!
RAPMON EVOLVED into ULTIMON!
ULTIMON fled!
DARKGARULTARMOR appeared!
DARKGARULTARMOR attacked!
DARKGARULTARMOR used RAGE CUTTER!
DARKGARULTARMOR sliced POKEMON CENTER to LITTLE TINY PEICES!
EVIL NURSE JOY appeared!
EVIL NURSE JOY used NEEDLE!
EVIL NURSE JOY threw NEEDLE at DARKGARULTARMOR!
DARKGARULTARMOR used STEEL TAIL!
DARKGARULTARMOR shattered NEEDLE!
NEEDLE died!
EVIL NURSE JOY used MASK!
EVIL NURSE JOY put on a MASK
DARKGARULTARMOR used SHARP PUNCH!
EVIL NURSE JOY was CUT up along with a BUILDING behind her!
BUILDING and EVIL NURSE JOY died!
DARKGARULTARMOR used CANNON BEAM!
BUILDING DIED!
MAC APPEARED from BUILDING under the RUBBLE sitting on its COMPUTER DESK!
MAC attacked!
MAC used ILLEGAL OPERATION
PAINT PROGRAM will be SHUT DOWN!
(Contact PROGRAM VENDOR if PROBLEM continues)
DARKGARULTARMOR used DRAGON'S BREATH!
MAC MELTED unter the INTENSE HEAT!
MAC DIED!
DARKGARULTARMOR'S ATTACK CONTINUES!
DARKGARULTARMOR MELTED BUILDING!
BUILDING DIED!
POKEFREAK ATTACKed in a RAGE!
DARKGARULTARMOR used SOUND WAVE!
DARKGARULTARMOR ROARed LOUDLY and made POKEFREAK FREEZE in his TRACKs!
POKEFREAK is unable to ATTACK due to the EFFECTs of SOUND WAVE.
DARKGARULTARMOR used CANNON BLAST!
POKEFREAK can't MOVE or make one!
POKEFREAK was INCINERATED!
POKEFREAK DIED!
DARKGARULTARMOR used SHARP BONE MISSLE!
BUILDING was CUT/BLOWN UP!
BUILDING DIED!
ZACK walked out of RUINS of BUILDING!
ZACK ATTACKED in a RAGE!
DARKGARULTARMOR used AREO SLAM!
DARKGARULTARMOR picked ZACK off the GROUND!
DARKGARULTARMOR flew up high...
DARKGARULTARMOR dove DOWN towards GROUND...
DARKGARULTARMOR SLAMmed ZACK into GROUND!
ZACK DIED!
TEAM ROCKET APPEARED!
Prepare for trouble you giant jigsaw puzzle!
Make that double for both this monster and the survivors of this mess...even though jesse I dont think there are an....*Whap!*
Shaddup! Cousre there are survivors! There has to be some!
Ah stop your bickering you two, we have a monster to bring to da boss! And forget the motto this time!
Go VICTREEBELL....!
JAMES fled with VICTREEBELL close behind...err.....on his BEHIND!
Ack! That pathetic twerp james can't do anything right!
Go ARBOK and LIKITUNG!
DARKGARULTARMOR used BLIZZARD BREATH!
ARBOK and LIKITUNG were FROZEN SOLID!
DARKGARULTARMOR ate LIKITUNG and ARBOK!
LIKITUNG and ARBOK DIED!
Meowth!! You killed Jesse's pokemon! Go Meowth!
MEOWTH sent out MEOWTH!
DARKGARULTARMOR used SOUND WAVE!
MEOWTH and the far off JAMES and VIDTREEBELL were FROZEN in thier TRACKS!
DARKGARULTARMOR used BONE MISSLES!
MEOWTH was BLOWN up!
MEOWTH DIED!
One MISSILE continues on towards...
JAMES and VICTREEBELL were BLOWN up!
JAMES and VICTREEBELL DIED!
JESSIE picked up POKEBALL from GROUND!
Go! Whatever you are!
JAMES's WEEZING appeared from POKEBALL!
DARKGARULTARMOR used STEEL TAIL!
Critical Hit!
JESSIE and JAMES's WEEZING KOed!
DARKGARULTARMOR ate JESSIE and JAMES'S WEEZING!
JESSIE and JAMES'S WEEZING DIED!
DARKGARULTARMOR wins!
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DRAGONA: RAPMON! RAPMON! This is DRAGONA! Are you there?!
ULTIMON: No, but ULTIMON is...Heya DRAGONA, this WAS RAPMON ^_^
DRAGONA: Ah, Im happy that you EVOLVED ULTIMON. We moved into BLACK TOWER. The COMPUTERs in there picked up an evolution, and we were afraid that DARKGARULTARMOR had EVOLVED. Lucky that it was you and not that MONSTER. There was also a strange occurance here. The second the computers picked up the faint energy that an EVOLUTION gives off, that ENERGY at the top of BLACK TOWER pulsated and SHONE BRIGHTLY...And it caused a new form of DRAGONGOD to appear. It happens to be an EVOLVED CARIBUA...we have named it MELCARI. Also, LEGENDARY_DRAGONA herself is going to ASSIST you. LD is putting her ARMOR on and will be with you in not that long of a period of TIME. I just wanted to tell you about this. Bye and good luck on your MISSION. *Static on radio*
RANDOM PORTALS OPENED!
DARKGARULTARMOR went through PORTAL!
ULTIMON went through PORTAL!
Both PORTALS lead to ARMOR VERSION!
#6 -Title: Shining Armor - Pt. 1
Setting- LD's basement, real world
Players: LD, Dragona, Choco-Milk demon (Thunder Vaporeon)
Evil netzero...Evil Retainer...Evil new computer...pokebattles is kewl...all hail jaso..ooo gundam wing music...
Gundam music?! Where?!
Here! On my computer!
ooooooooooo....
yea...what you said...
Alert!
NARRATOR notes CHOCO-MILK DEMON is coming!
Wha?!
ACK! No!
Hide you red text thingie!
NARRATOR used HIDE!
NARRATOR HID!
And keep quiet! She'll hear you if you dont! And there goes my computer!
HIIII!!!!! WHHHHHAAAAATTTTYYAAAA DOOOIIINNNN?!?!?!
Uh...nothing...in...part...ic..u..lar...
Yes you are LD...
I mean...well mabey I am doing something...
That voice sounded different...
NARRATOR notes VOICE is DIFFERENT...
There it is again! Ok...who's yer boyfriend?!
What the?! Nonono! Ok...come out narrator. She knows you are there....
NARRATOR appeared!
HEY! Where did that thing come from?! Its freaky!
It came from Armor Version...Through the teleportal program on my computer.
Whats a teleportal?
Its a program I created for teleporting myself to and from the pokebattles world. I also use it to teleport characters and items from there to the real world...yes...there was a garumada in my basement yesterday...thats what the sound of a spinning rod and a dragon's roar was from.
Is that where that shiny armor with that royal purplish-colored stone in it come from?
Yep...I had to repair it a little. But it seems to lock down when I wear it, as if its not meant for me. Ill have to give it to Dragona back in armor...
Hey! I wanna go with you!
Sure...If you dont mind the possiblity of being eaten by Doompuff...or Darkgarultarmor...
I still wanna come!
Fine...
DRAGONA appeared!
On SCREEN!
Heya..huh? Hey...who's the other kid?
NARRATOR notes this BATTLE is taking too many TEXT COLORS!
Heh...So it is a zoo...
Its a weiirrddd dragon person!
Don worry..thats just good ol' dragona...
So? Whats wrong with being an anthro? I think being one is cool.
Ok...dragona, the armor seems to lock down when I wear it. If it works with you, you will have to go after the Darkgarultarmor thing. And I also have to transport three.
Three plus item? Ok...
Activating...teleportal...sequence!
CHOCO-MILK, LD, NARRATOR, and PSYSTONE ARMOR went through TELEPORTAL!
ALL arrived in ARMORVERSION BLACK TOWER!
Setting: Armorversion Blacktower
Well...home sweet home.
PORTAL is OPENING!
SECOND PORTAL is OPENING!
What?! Two portals?!
ULTIMON appeared!
ULTIMON was renamed FEARDRA!
DARKGARULTARMOR appeared!
Crud! Darkgarultarmor is back!
There isnt that much to attack here...or is there? Uh oh...RED ALERT!
NARRATOR, LD, DRAGONA, and CHOCO-MILK stare as DARKGARULTARMOR starts to move thier way...making it CLEAR on what it will ATTACK next...BLACKTOWER!
Title: Shining Armor
Setting- LD's basement, real world
Players: LD, Dragona, Choco-Milk demon (Thunder Vaporeon)
Evil netzero...Evil Retainer...Evil new computer...pokebattles is kewl...all hail jaso..ooo gundam wing music...
Gundam music?! Where?!
Here! On my computer!
ooooooooooo....
yea...what you said...
Alert!
NARRATOR notes CHOCO-MILK DEMON is coming!
Wha?!
ACK! No!
Hide you red text thingie!
NARRATOR used HIDE!
NARRATOR HID!
And keep quiet! She'll hear you if you dont! And there goes my computer!
HIIII!!!!! WHHHHHAAAAATTTTYYAAAA DOOOIIINNNN?!?!?!
Uh...nothing...in...part...ic..u..lar...
Yes you are LD...
I mean...well mabey I am doing something...
That voice sounded different...
NARRATOR notes VOICE is DIFFERENT...
There it is again! Ok...who's yer boyfriend?!
What the?! Nonono! Ok...come out narrator. She knows you are there....
NARRATOR appeared!
HEY! Where did that thing come from?! Its freaky!
It came from Armor Version...Through the teleportal program on my computer.
Whats a teleportal?
Its a program I created for teleporting myself to and from the pokebattles world. I also use it to teleport characters and items from there to the real world...yes...there was a garumada in my basement yesterday...thats what the sound of a spinning rod and a dragon's roar was from.
Is that where that shiny armor with that royal purplish-colored stone in it come from?
Yep...I had to repair it a little. But it seems to lock down when I wear it, as if its not meant for me. Ill have to give it to Dragona back in armor...
Hey! I wanna go with you!
Sure...If you dont mind the possiblity of being eaten by Doompuff...or Darkgarultarmor...
I still wanna come!
Fine...
DRAGONA appeared!
On SCREEN!
Heya..huh? Hey...who's the other kid?
NARRATOR notes this BATTLE is taking too many TEXT COLORS!
Heh...So it is a zoo...
Its a weiirrddd dragon person!
Don worry..thats just good ol' dragona...
So? Whats wrong with being an anthro? I think being one is cool.
Ok...dragona, the armor seems to lock down when I wear it. If it works with you, you will have to go after the Darkgarultarmor thing. And I also have to transport three.
Three plus item? Ok...
Activating...teleportal...sequence!
CHOCO-MILK, LD, NARRATOR, and PSYSTONE ARMOR went through TELEPORTAL!
ALL arrived in ARMORVERSION BLACK TOWER!
Setting: Armorversion Blacktower
Well...home sweet home.
PORTAL is OPENING!
SECOND PORTAL is OPENING!
What?! Two portals?!
ULTIMON appeared!
ULTIMON was renamed FEARDRA!
DARKGARULTARMOR appeared!
Crud! Darkgarultarmor is back!
There isnt that much to attack here...or is there? Uh oh...RED ALERT!
NARRATOR, LD, DRAGONA, and CHOCO-MILK stare as DARKGARULTARMOR starts to move thier way...making it CLEAR on what it will ATTACK next...BLACKTOWER!
Shining Armor - Pt. 2:
BLACKTOWER used DEFENSES!
ENERGY BARRIER APPEARED!
NARRATOR notes SOMEONE is SCREAMING!
VIC!! I am not normal anymore! Something happened to me! AHH! Im a cat thingie!!
Huh? O god! What happened to you!?
What?! Something weird has happened to your little sister!
I know that... It think teleportal did it...
What?
I THINK TELEPORTAL DID IT!
Yeah...I do think teleportal would have done it...because other humans that go through cannot seem to be compatable with it...
....And it reforms them by combining them with a Dragongod to form an anthro with a stable shape...
YES! Ok...dont worry about it. Anyways, Anthros here have abilities, and special powers that I will never have....Or may have...dunno.
DAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
Ah!
Get going Dragona! And take our new tiagra with you!
Tiawhat? AND I HAVE TO FIGHT THAT REALLY BIG THING?! AHH!
Are...you...chicken...Tiagra?
No! Lets go!
Works every time...hehehe...
And narrator: You...uh...do what you do best on the sidelines.
Armor Activation...
PSYSTONE ARMOR appeared on DRAGONA!
PSYSTONE ARMOR is FULLY FUNCTIONAL!
Hey...It works on her...and it looks good...Ok! Tiagra, Dragona, and...
Wazzup LD...you gonna let me go battle or what?
Feardra...
Yay...
Go get em! Full force attack!
DARKGARULTARMOR is standing in front of BLACKTOWER!
Hey...what is it doing?
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hey...Its YOUR monster...and not mine DRAGONA...How the heck am I supposed to know?!
Watch it little kid. There are TWO dragonas here...
Whatever...
CUT THE SMALL TALK! GET GOING!
DARKGARULTARMOR is ATTRACTED to ENERGY!
Dragona! activate RagingSpirit!
Feardra! Dragons's Eyes!
Tiagra! Uh....Just stand there! I dont know any of your attacks!
I DON WANNA BE MONSTER BAIT!!! I REFUSE TO JUST STAND HERE!
Then DO SOMETHING!
DRAGONA activated RAGINGSPIRIT!
FEARDRA used DRAGONSEYES!
No Effect!
WHAT?! Impossible...unless it has grown a couple of lev...o #@$!...I think it has grown over 25 levels in such a short time...
TIAGRA used....NOTHING!
I dont think I have any attacks yett!!!
LD used FACEFAULT!
LD FACEFAULTed!
DARKGARULTARMOR used DARKWAVE!
ENERGY is UNAFFECTED!
Its trying to destroy the energy for an odd and unknown reason!
ENERGY is GLOWING!
DRAGONA used SWIFT CUTTER!
DRAGONA FLEW by DARKGARULTARMOR and CUT it with the RAZORS on the PSYSTONE ARMOR!
Darr....
I dont think I even made a scratch on it!
FEARDRA used BLIZZARDBEAM!
No Effect!
And I am not strong enough to do anything to it!
TIAGRA used.....STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING!
Ah! I need to learn an attack!
LD used FACEFAULT!
LD FACEFAULTED...again!
ENERGY is GLOWING! Rather INTENSLEY!
DARKGARULTARMOR can't stand the LIGHT!
DARKGARULTARMOR used WARPSPACE!
PORTAL APPEARED!
What ability is this? Its one that I have never seen before LD...
...........................Warpspace! NO! It can use the warpspace ability! NONONO!
Warpspace?! Uh oh...now we are gonna get our dragona butts kicked...I remember you saying it requires the user to be extremeley strong
Yeah...
Whats so bad about...hey...I know that tower in the background...its...downtow....
DARKGARULTARMOR has gone through WARPSPACE!
Uh...LD.....
LD used INTERRUPT!
NO! That tower! Its Downtown, I know that! But the bad thing is: ITS CREATING A PORTAL TO EARTH THAT CAN STAY OPEN FOR WEEKS ON END...AND POSSIBLY REAPPEAR SOMEWHERE ELSE IF NOT CLOSED BY THE CREATOR!
That sounds uh...bad...
LEGENDARY DRAGONA!....
And like dark is gonna close that portal....
LEGENDARY DRAGONA! LD! DDDDRRRAAAAAGGGOOONNNAAAA!!! Its has already gone through while you had your little conversation with Tiagra!
What?!
LETS GO THEN!
DRAGONA has gone through WARPSPACE!
TIAGRA has GONE through WARPSPACE!
LD has GONE through WARPSPACE!
FEARDRA has gone through WARPSPACE!
I feel like someone is missing...wait...who is going to narrate....Hey! I Have to go through the portal!
NARRATOR has gone through WARPSPACE...
LEGENDARY DRAGONA is REFORMING!
LEGENDARY DRAGONA REFORMED into a BLACK-COLORED DRAGONA!
I guess I can only keep my shape through Teleportal...
NARRATOR is REFORMING!
Ah crud...Warpspace does weird stuff to people...
NARRATOR reformed into COOL GUY!
ooooo
And...whoa...Im surrounded by girls...
Uh...
Dont you mean anthro girls and a Feardra?
Uh yeah.
Cool guy doesnt sound all that entertaining...Ill just call you Aaron for now....
NARRATOR was RENAMED AARON to BLEND in with the SURROUNDINGS!
What the...
Don ask...Random name choice...And rmember to not use you NARRATION skils. It will make people think you are an alien from somewhere...
Theres Darkgarultarmor! Its goin down the hill towards that shopping mall!
Ah!
Save the people!
Forget the people, SAVE THE MALL! I LIVE TO SHOP!
LETS GO ALREADY!
#7 -Title: Darultarzilla
Players: LD, Dragona, Tiagra, Feardra
Setting: City in Canada AB, Earth (Gulp...Who knows what can go through warpspace from the pokebattles world and on earth...Hopefully NOT a passing doompuff.)
CARS used COLISSION!
7-CAR-PILEUP occurred!
NEWS CREW appeared!
REPORTER: It Appears that there has been this terrible seven car pile up. Just a reminder that common sense doesnt exist anymore. Now back to jane and....
DARKGARULTARMOR WALKed by!
REPORTER: HOLY...ITS LIKE GODZILLA! HURRY! GET THIS ON TAPE!
CAMERAMAN is TAPing a VIDEO of DARKGARULTARMOR for the 6:00 NEWS!
LD, TIAGRA, NARRATOR and DRAGONA ran by!
REPORTER: It appears that there is now a real godzilla out and about...O MY GOD! THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT RESEMBLE HALF-HUMAN, HALF-MONSTER! ANTHROS! REAL! THIS ISNT COMPUTER ANIMATION! Miss! Miss! Can I talk to you for a moment? Interview?
No! We have to stop that thing! BYE!
Yeah! WE have an important thing to do!
Hey! Is that a videotape?! Hey! LD! VIDEOTAPE ALERT!
A Video?! No! We can not let this happen can we eh? You know the attack for it dragona...hehe...
DRAGONA used ENERGY SURGE!
All ELECTRICAL DEVICES within RANGE SHORT-CIRCUTED!
ELECTRICAL DEVICES fainted!
Dragona! I meant Rage Cutter!
Whoops...
ELECTRICAL DEVICES EXPLODED!
ELECTRICAL devices died!
Dragona, Dragona, what will I do with you...or without you...
VIDEOTAPE was ERASED!
VIDEOTAPE used EXPLODE!
VIDEOTAPE EXPLODED!
VIDEOTAPE died!
DARKGARULTARMOR used BLUEFLAME!
Its super effective...
HOUSE is BURNing!
HOUSE fainted!
TEAM is RUNNING to DARKGARULTARMOR!
KID is STANDING by WINDOW!
KID WATCHES DARKGARULTARMOR step through the BACKYARD!
KID: Mommy! Mommy! Theres a Dinosaur in our backyard!
MOM: Nonsense! dinosaurs went extinct millions and millions of...Oh my god...There IS a dinosaur in the backyard!
Darrrrrultarmmmmmorr....
Sorry we have to cut through this yard...
Nice flowers...ahh...
TIAGRA fell off FENCE!
TIAGRA fell in GARDEN!
FLOWERS were crushed...
whoops...
DRAGONA continued flying overhead...
Thats it....it is so hard to keep up with this...
TIAGRA activated TRANSFORMATION POWER!
TIAGRA reformed into a SABYRRECAT!
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA has activated TRANSFORMATION POWER!
LEGENDARY_DRAGONA reformed into a SHADO!
Hey! We reformed into some new dragongods...hehe. Hey Dragona! Do you know the transformation ability?
....
DRAGONA has reformed into an ANDROTARMOR!
ANDROTARMOR has reformed into DRAGONA!
I can't sustain it. I have no definite shape in that category...
Heh...
ARRON the NARRATOR continued on!
FEADRA is on DARKGARULTARMOR's HEELS!
FEADRA used BITE!
DARRRRRRR!
FEADRA was SLAMMED into WALL!
DARR!IDIOT!DARRR!
WALL fainted!
FEARDRA fainted!
Did it just say idiot?
Well, it proves I am not insane...
KID: Mommy! There are weird animal-people out in the backyard with the dinosaur! And another dinosaur is out there!
MOM: .....Bill, we all need to see a psychiatrist.
DARKGARULTARMOR continues on.
TEAM continues after DARKGARULTARMOR.
FEARDRA has regained health.
FEARDRA rejoins TEAM.
The RAMPAGE continues on...With minimal DAMAGE at current to CITY...
#8 - Title: Warpspace warp space
Setting: Outside Armor version Blacktower
Players: Pair of Garumada, Hiker…
Dragona told us to guard warpthingie so nothing gets through.
What Is warpthingie anyways?
I think its some portal left behind by dark..... what the...
NARRATOR appeared from SHADOW!
HIKER appeared on other SIDE of PORTAL!
AH! We have been seen! HIDE ANYWAYS!
HIKER is wondering what the HECK he is LOOKing at….
No….Don’t touch it….DON’T TOUCH WARPSPACE!
HIKER feels he MUST FIND out what this thing in FRONT of him is!
HIKER used TOUCH!
HIKER put his HAND through WARPSPACE!
HIKER: Whoa….weird….AHH!
HIKER was pulled into PORTAL!
NO! Dammit!
HIKER has gone through WARPSPACE…..
HIKER appeared!
ANDROTARMOR appeared!
Ah! Where the heck am I!?
ANDROTARMOR used FLY!
ANDROTARMOR flew towards HIKER…..
AH! AN ANDROID SEADRAGON THAT FLIES! THAT’S FREAKY!
WARPSPACE used WARP SPACE!
ANDROTARMOR is GLOWING….
HIKER is GLOWING…
ANDROTARMOR and HIKER were COMBINED into one!
HIKER was renamed ANDRONE!
AYAAA!!! EEEEEKKKKKK!!!
ANDRONE used RUN!
NARRATOR notes ANDRONE can fly as well as RUN….Use ATTACK anyways?
Attack?
Heh…a “Newbie”.
GARUMADA appeared!
Ah!
ANDRONE LEARNed CANNON BLAST!
What did I learn?
ANDRONE LEARNed TRI STRIKE!
…..?
ANDRONE LEARNed METAL CLAW!
I’m lost! And I have two dinosaur things with metal rods that I suppose are ready to kill me!
NARRATOR notes they were just GUARDING the PORTAL that goes TO EARTH from the POKEBATTLES WORLD so NOTHING can get through!
We don’t want to kill you….
Same as what he said.
WARPSPACE used WARP SPACE!
What?! GARUMADA is DEVOLVING!
GARUMADA DEVOLVEd into ARMORADA!
ARMORADA DEVOLVEd into DINORADA!
What?! DINORADA is EVOLVING!
DINORADA evolved into ROCK ARMORADA!
ROCK ARMORADA EVOLVED into METAL GARUMADA!
Whoa…I’m dizzy…. What happened to me?
You devolved before our eyes and evolved to have warfeardra-like properties.
Warfeardra-Like?
METAL!
METAL! ^-^
WARPSPACE used WARP SPACE!
What? GARUMADA is EVOLVING!
GARUMADA evolved into WEREGARUMADA!
AH! ‘Tis freaky portal! EVIL!
What?! NIGHT THUNDA and CARIBUA are EVOLVING!
NIGHT THUNDA and CARIBUA became ONE…
NIGHT THUNDA and CARIBUA EVOLVEd into CARI-THUNDER!
This is Wrecking havoc on Armor!
Yeah, But imagine what it would do if the energy barrier was not present surrounding armor…
Wah...I look weird.....
COM-LINK was ACTIVATED!
COM-LINK: Hello?…*Fizz*…..Uh…Hello? GARUMADA?!…*Fizz*
ANDRONE DIVED for the MICROPHONE!
Hello?
COM-LINK: WHO IS THIS?!
Someone who had to satisfy his curiosity and the cat got killed. Some weird thing on the hill sucked me up and I got mixed with some odd flying android seadragon.
COM-LINK: An Androtarmor....heh.
Hey Dragona, Did narrator happen to teleport here or something?
COM-LINK: Actually, We found LD was warped by the Warpspace into a shadow Dragona…. She shadow-ported Narrator there when he complained there was something he needed to narrate. Are you changing the Topi...*static*
Ah…anyways, keep chasing Dark-whatever-its-name-is…We will continue to guard the portal…Are you there? Hello?
COM-LINK used CLOSE!
COM-LINK CLOSEd!
Finally, here it is:
#9 - Title: The Team's Return
Player: Androne
Setting: Inside BlackTower
I want out of here.
NARRATOR notes you CAN'T go out now that you are HALF ANDROTARMOR!
Oh shutup.
NARRATOR was trying to REMIND you of what would happen if you went back to EARTH like that!
Dam. Narrator has a point. I must find some way to talk to normal people though. Hmm, mabey there is access to the outside world with that computer over there...I'll just do a little IRC stuff if it has internet.
That COMPUTER is OWNED by the TWO DRAGONAS! Go ahead and use it, but I do not KNOW what they will do to YOU is somthing BAD happens to that COMPUTER.
Whatever.
COMPUTER used POWER UP!
WINDOWS98: Enter Username and Password...
ANDRONE entered username and PASSWORD!
LOUD SOUND played!
ANDRONE FELL off the CHAIR!
God, How loud do those two keep the speakers?
LOUD enough for the NEIGHBOURING VERSIONS to HEAR...
Whoa.
NETZERO appeared...
Ahhhh!!!
On SCREEN!
...It can't be THAT bad can it?
NARRATOR has never SEEN them use it!
NARRATOR does not KNOW!
NETZERO used CONNECT!
You are CONNECTed to the INTERNET.
mIRC appeared!
mIRC32 Mechwarrior2 Script - Jade Falcon Clan
Hey cool. Just what I needed.
-poke2- *** Looking up your hostname...
-poke2- *** Checking ident...
-poke2- *** Found your hostname
-poke2- *** Received ident response
-216.240.128.62- *** If you are having problems connecting due to ping timeouts, please type /notice C90DE938 nospoof now.
*** Joined channel #PV_Arena
*** Topic is 'Welcome to the channel....'
*** Set by Elfstone on Wed Jun 14 10:01:31
-AZZENTS- come to my chan #AZZY_HOME hello ppl Tenchi's Script
*** sb-cleaningemail is now known as ShyBlue
<Androne> Finally, some access to the real world I came from.
*** MysticalGohan-Away is now known as MysticalGohan
* MysticalGohan has Returned (Been gone 8mins)
<Androne> Ahhh!
<Androne> Popup ad!
NARRATOR notes those are EVIL!
<RaY_Of_LiGhT> ?
<Androne> and whats this...
*** link (codyscript@host-182.accel.net) Quit (Quit: hmmmm.....i THINK i will be back!)
<Androne> "You will be disconnected in 30 seconds if you do not press ok"
Thats WORSE!
ANDRONE pressed OK!
ANDRONE stayed CONNECTED!
<Androne> ...This internet that the two dragonas use is odd
<ShyBlue> hehe
<Androne> "hehe"?
<Androne> ....
<ShyBlue> yeah hehe have a problem with it?!
<Androne> no.
<ShyBlue> good
* Majin-Vegeta mp3: Eminem - The Way I Am (6.73mb/4m41s@192kbps) (Xamp)
Food...
<AZZENTS> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<AZZENTS> my arm
* Androne chews on azzy's arm due to androtarmor's mind
<AZZENTS> my arm is broke
<Androne> *crunchcrunch* What?
* Androne stops eating the arm
<Androne> You can't kill me
<Androne> Narrator beside me can though
<Androne> It can cause a great deal of pain when it feels like it
<Androne> Heh
<AZZENTS> and i have the power to beat u
Do not.
<ShyBlue> brb
<Androne> Im gonna log off and go fly around this tower.
<ShyBlue> okeee
<ShyBlue> hmm
<Androne> And if any of you get some Darkgar...whatever the hell they called it going through your backyard, There should be a feardra, and three Anthros following it
<Androne> Anyways, goodbye to all of you. (I wanna go back to the real world!)
*** Disconnected
NETZERO wants its REVENGE!
NETZERO used DISCONNECT!
INTERNET was DISCONNECTed...
Is that the best it can do?
ANDRONE used DELETE!
NETZERO was DELETED...
NETZERO died!
Haha...
ANDRONE used FLY!
ANDRONE is FLYing!
I can see a whole lot of stuff from up here...like that portal with some weird monster coming through...HEY! Its Darkgarultarmor and a....WAR-feardra?!
Warfeardra: Darkgarultarmor only will stop if it is defeated by something from here. Barganing works well.
SHADO appeared!
ARMORED DRAGONA appeared!
SABYRRECAT appeared!
SHADO: Let the final battle against Darkgarultarmor commence.
The team has returned, Feardra warped to warfeardra, and the final battle is going to be hard and long.
