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You woke up!
Ow.
ASH says AHHHH! THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE!
EVERYONE wiped off the JIGGLYPUFF's marker hurrily in typical Japanese Anime style!
...
BASEBALL FANATIC appeared!
What?
PHONE rang!
I'll get it!
PHONE GUY says: Hello, is this Russia?
WTO?
BASEBALL FANATIC wants to play some BALL!
BASEBALL appeared!
BASEBALL BAT appeared!
BASEBALL DIAMOND appeared!
Whoa! Never saw a baseball diamond just appear like that!
HARDHAT'S PATHETIC LITTLE MAKESHIFT HUT THAT HAS MANY OF OUR CHARACTERS disap-
NARRACROW couldnt fit that on one line!
HARDHAT'S PATHETIC LITTLE MAKESHIFT HUT BLA BLA was renamed HPLMHTHMOOC!
HPLMHTHMOOC disappeared!
BASEBALL FANATIC decides to make TEAMS!
BASEBALL FANATIC made TEAMS!
TEAMS says HI!
Riiiiight.
ASH is confused!
It healed itself in it's confusion!

Much, Much later....
Player: Ash, Record{0-0-1}(last battle: loss vs. JigglyPuff)

I AM ASH, FROM A SLICE OF BREAD!
NARRACROW doesn't find that funny anymore!
NARRACROW wants you to just hit the ball!
K.
HARDHAT used PITCH!
HARDHAT sent out BALL!
Go, BAT!
Go, BAT!
Yes, I just said that! Use Hit!
BAT used HIT!
BAT HIT the ball!
Return, bat! Go, legs!
Thats enough, BAT! Get'm, LEGS!
Use RUN!
LEGS used RUN!
ASH ran...
...to first!
BASEBALL FANATIC laughs!
BASEBALL FANATIC says ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!
ALL THE BASES belong to BF's TEAM!
BF stole all bases!
BF wins!
BQ loses!
METALMIKE ran! Use next Webmaster?

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Battle Twelve: The Quest for the Golden Toilet
Player: Plumber, Record{0-0-0}
Setting: Desert(not to be confused with Desert Version)

PORTAL from ZAP VERSION appeared!!
You appeared!
Golden toilet? WHAT GOLDEN TOILET?!
YOU are SUPPOSED to be QUESTING for the GOLDEN TOILET! Otherwise KNOWN as STUPIDPOOPID!
Stupidpoopid?! I was trying to find out if inanimate objects have backsides in the Pokebattles world.
YOU are a PLUMBER! YOU do TOILETS!
Plumber?! I am no Plumber, I am...

Player: Plumber

>\ DON'T DO THAT!!!!!
NARRACROW apologizes!
NOT!
Why you...hmmmmmm..... GO LAPTOP!

Player: Ian, Record{somewhere-in-Zap}

ELECTRICKRUSS took your LAPTOP in battle 2 of Zap!
STUPIDPOOPID wants to FIGHT!
STUPIDPOOPID notices you're not YOURSELF TODAY!!
;|

Player: Stupidpoopid, Record{0-0-0}

Finally! A golden toilet a player at last!
NARRACROW reminds you that YOU are PLUMBER, renamed STUPIDPOOPID!
:< I was hoping you'd forget!
STUPIDPOOPID ran away!
No, I didn't!
NARRACROW agrees!
Since when has narrator-I mean narracrow- been agreeable?
STUPIDPOOPID was sent back to Zap Version!
So I win?
STOP talking! YOU are gone!
/x___x\

Player: Tire, Record{0-0-0}
Setting: Queen's Castle

The QUEEN OF IRE took a TIRE and put it in the FIRE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TIRE used TIRE!
QUEEN OF IRE was fully TIRED!
QUEEN OF IRE is TIRED!
QUEEN OF IRE fell asleep!
Thank God!
...
...
...
I wasn't just made for that one joke, was I?
NARRACROW says you were!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TIRE used TIRE!

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Battle Thirteen: A Burger, Record{0-0-0}(yes, it should be like that)
Date: May 8, 2001
Player: Burger, Record{0-0-0}
Setting: Burger Stand
 

THIS BATTLE STARS A BURGER?!?!
...I'm a burger?
NARRACROW nods!
Alright.
...
...
THE NEW, ALL FAMOUS BURGER BATTLE!
STARING HAM B. URGER!
IT'LL BE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED!
... Really?
YEA!  It will be ACCLAIMED...until they start READING! And then they'll CRITICIZE it's every line!
...
...
...
NARRACROW wants you to do something!
I'm a burger. Burgers can't talk.
...
...
...
But you have to fight!
Why?
...
See? I am a burger.
NARRACROW has an IDEA!
BURGER was renamed HARDHAT!

Player: Hardhat, Record{0-0-3}(last battle: loss vs. JigglyPuff)

Thats better.
NARRACROW tells you to fight the ICE CREAM MAN!
What ice cream man?
NARRACROW curses!
ICE CREAM MAN appeared!
ICE CREAM MAN is just selling ICE CREAM!
Why am I to fight him?
ICE CREAM MAN was renamed EVIL RABID ICE CREAM MAN OF DOOM!
...
...
Not another Doompuff spinoff!
NO! This is a DETCHER spinoff!
...A WHAT!
FROM SANDY VERSION!
I dont look at sites unworthy of me!
NARRACROW reminds you that SANDY VERSION is much higher in it's ranking than BLOOD!
Well I dont care! I want to rule the world! BLUHAHAHAHA!
WHAT? Oh, I have the names wrong!?
HARDHAT was renamed JACOCCHION!

Player: Jacocchion, Record{0-1-1}(last battle: tie vs. Narracrowclone)

I really am the master of disguises!
NARRACROW doesnt care!
NARRACROW says it cant be imitated!
Wanna bet?
WHAT? You cant gain red text!
I just did!
NARRACROW was renamed MURKROW!

Player: Murkrow

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
HAHAHA! Now I can easily RULE THE WORLD!
EVIL RABID ICE CREAM MAN OF DOOM ran!
MURKROW used NARRATORIAL powers!

Player: Jacocchion

What happened?
NARRACROW sto-uh, borrowed METALMIKE'S power for a second to return its red text!
Darn
JACOCCHION was renamed BURGER!

Player: Burger

...
urhhh...
...
THE END!

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Battle Fourteen: Haunter_uk meets Blood
Date: May 9, 2001
Player: Haunter_uk, Record {0-1-0}(last battle: #13 in Sandy Version)
Setting: Burger Stand

PORTAL appeared!
Portal to where?
METALMIKE doesnt know!
Why are you opening it if you dont know?
METALMIKE isnt opening it!
It appeared ITSELF!
?!?!?!
HAUNTER_UK appeared!
PORTAL closed!
Where am I?
BLOOD VERSION!
Oh no, not this! The one that half deleted itself?
YES!
ONION!!!
BURGER appeared!
!!!WHAT!!!
BURGER appeared!
Pardon?
BURGER appeared!
STOP PASTING!
Hey, you should know that one, it's a joke from Sandy!!!
Oh yea...
BURGER says ...
Oh joy. A Burger as an opponent.
BURGER says ...
I've always wanted to battle a burger.
BURGER says ...
It will look wonderful on my record.
BURGER says ...
(last battle: win vs a burger.)
BURGER says ...
WILL YOU SHUT UP!
BURGER is not saying anything! Therefore, he cannot shut up!
hmmm... /me pummeled BURGER into oblivion!
YOU cannot NARRATE!
Whoops. Been chatting too long.
BURGER says ...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
TIRE appeared!
WHAT IS THIS WEBMASTER'S OBSESSION WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS!!!!!!!
TIRE says ...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TIRE said ... simply because it had nothing better to say!
STUPIDPOOPID appeared!
What is THAT?
STUPIDPOOPID is a GOLDEN TOILET!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
STUPIDPOOPID says ...
Thats it. Im out of here, fast.
HARDHAT appeared!
....Are there ANY living characters in BLOOD?
HARDHAT is living!
HARDHAT is a person!
...a hardhat is a person...freaky...
HARDHAT says ...
:\
NARRACROW decides to end HAUNTER_UK's TORTURE(for now)!
TIRE disappeared!
STUPIDPOOPID disappeared!
BURGER was renamed JACOCCHION!
'whew'
JACOCCHION says BLUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
0.o

Player: Umbreon
Setting: Former Forest

What? You waited till now to bring me back? HOW INSULTING!!!
May 9, 2001: The death of Umbreon
No No! I'll be good!
GOOD!
HAUNTER_UK appeared!
STUPIDPOOPID appeared!
BURGER appeared!
TIRE appeared!
QUEEN of IRE appeared!
WHUMPUS appeared!
????
QUEEN of IRE wants to know what a WHUMPUS is!
Anyone's guess.
ANYONE used GUESS!
WHUMPUS was renamed ANYONE'S GUESS!
ANYONE'S GUESS disappeared!
...
BATTLE DISAPPEARED!

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The first Blood Version 'Fan'fic takes place about now. WARNING: SUCKINESS Click HERE!

Battle Fifteen: !!!
Date: May 13, 2001
Player: PsychicJack
Setting: Doompuff's Grassy Field

???
NARRACROW wants to know what is the PROBLEM!
Where am I? How did I get here?
YOU were STUPID enough to jump into BLOOD VERSION after METALMIKE!
?!?
IS that ALL you can think to say?
!!!
!!!WHAT!!!
QUESTION ANSWERING MACHINE appeared!
Good. Maybe this will clear things up...

Setting: The question machine- Blue text- PsychicJack, Green-Machine

Uh...what is this world?
I think its a big round ball thingy.
How do I get to my house on Grail Lane?
Who's that?
I just got Pokemon Gold for my Gameboy. How do I turn it on?
After slamming it numerous times against the trunk of a ruptured elephant, flick the left switch.
Who is Grail Lane?
Its a street.
What's a question?
What's an answer?
Who are you?
Uh...Grail Lane?
You're a street?
MOO.
Are you a cow now?
Look who's talking!
You think I'M a cow?
You said it, not me!
How do I ...stop being a cow?
After slamming yourself numerous times against the trunk of a ruptured elephant, say NO COW!
Why does everything have to do with elephants?
After slamming a peice of cheese numerous times against the trunk of a ruptured elephant, ask again.

Setting: A long time later-Grassy Field, normal Pokebattles colors.

Well, that was helpful.
...
Uh, Narracrow?
NARRACROW is to busy LAUGHING at your STUPIDITY!
...
NARRACROW thought the answer to "Are you stupid or something" was HYSTERICAL!
IT WASNT THAT FUNNY!
HAUNTER_UK appeared!
???
HAUNTER_UK wants to know if YOU are an inanimate object?
...
HAUNTER_UK screams!
HAUNTER_UK wants to-
HAUNTER_UK just heard the YELLOW MESSAGE BOARD SIGNAL from a GOLDENROD battle!
So did METALMIKE!
HAUNTER_UK disappeared!
METALMIKE hurries the Battle!
NARRACROW continues laughing at PsychicJack's STUPIDITY!
...
STUPIDITY fainted!
PSYCHICJACK IS STUPIDITY!
PSYCHICJACK fainted!
METALMIKE finished and went to join WEBMASTER DEFENCE FORCE!
END!

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