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HARDHAT is walking!
No really...Wha-What? Who said that?
NARRATOR asks if HARDHAT has ever been to Pokebattles!
No, considering I was just created last week...
HARDHAT is walking!
Why is my name Hardhat, anyway?
NARRATOR is getting ticked off at HARDHAT's excessive whining!
HARDHAT slammed into Tree!
Where did that tree come from?
YOUR'E IN A FOREST, JERK!
Okay...
Tree wants to fight!
Ok, go Softhat!
HARDHAT sent out SOFTHAT!
Do you have to yell out everything I say?
NARRATOR says it's part of his job!
Job!?
NARRATOR is angry!
HARDHAT slammed into tree!
Ouch...
Hardhat's face was imprinted onto the tree!
It's super effective!
Tree was reduced to 1/342 HP!
And all because of my face? O well, Pokeball go!
POKEBALL used CATCH!
Tree was caught...
YES!
..by NARRATOR!
What?
NARRATOR sent out a Pokeball before, and you missed it because it wasn't narrated!
NARRATOR wants to fight!
NARRATOR sent out RABID DOOMPUFF!
HARDHAT ran away!

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Battle Two: Abnormalities Begin
Player: Murkrow, Record {0-0-0}
Setting: White Smoke Version, Underground Cavern

yawn....
MURKROW is YAWNING!
oh no...Am I in one of those strange Pokebattle things again?
NARRATOR SAYS YES!
You sound very positive.
NARRATOR IS GLAD THAT YOUR BRILLIANT MIND MADE THAT CONCLUSION!
UMBREON appeared!
Whew-at least appeared wasn't in caps...
NARRATOR SAYS YOU'RE RIGHT!
UMBREON APPEARED!
UMBREON WANTS TO KNOW HOW HE APPEARED TWICE?
Could you stop shouting! I heard Umbreon when he spoke, why do you have to repeat it?
NARRATOR TELLS MURKROW THAT IS HIS JOB!
You know, that is just plain annoying.
NARRATOR SUDDENLY REALISED THAT YOU ARE TALKING!
No onion, Sherlock. Hey,why did I say onion?
MURKROW IS CONFUSED!
NO I AM NOT!
MURKROW IS UNCONFUSED!
NARRATOR WANTS TO KNOW HOW MURKROW COULD SPEAK AT ALL?
I'm a trainer. I have my own Pokemon.
NARRATOR IS SHOCKED THAT A POKEMON OWNS POKEMON!
NARRATOR IS ANGRY!
Oh, go get a life.
LIFE CEREAL! BUY IT AT YOUR LOCAL POKEMART FOR ONLY 20 YEN!
um, the Life Cereal thing is getting old now...
NARRATOR wants to fight!
I should've guessed...
NARRATOR sent out EVIL RABID DOOMPUFF!
WOW! How did you get a Doompuff?
NARRATOR says the DOOMPUFF is simply a binary ghost of RED DOOMPUFF and it's strength is only half!
In that case... Go! BOX M BOX!
NARRATOR doesn't know what a BOX M BOX is!
It killed itself in it's confusion!
Woa...wasn't expecting that...
BOX M BOX/MISSINGNO is evolving!
BOX M BOX/MISSINGNO evolved into NARRATOR!
Whoa!
NARRATOR belongs to MURKROW!
Yes! Looks like the battles will be in my favor, now!
NARRATOR puts MURKROW in the position of POWER!
uh....what?
NARRATOR is letting you control it!
HA!
HA!
What?
What?
Oh...
Oh...
MURKROW used END BATTLE!
NARRATOR used END BATTLE!
BATTLE ENDED!

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Battle Three: Team Rocket Rocks!
Player: Emperor Jack, Record{0-0-0}
Setting: White Smoke Version, Large Castle

Hmmm.....It is all good...my empire is perfect.
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! Part Four of the exciting 9 part series of Star Wars! Only 18 YEN!
Arg! Too many ads!
AD appeared!
AD is angry!
Why?
AD says you insulted it!
AD wants to fight!
Uh..I dont fight, but you can fight one of my bodyguards!
JACK is reminded that his bodyguards were gone since last week!
No they wer- AHH! Where did they go?
NARRATOR laughs evilly!
AD is waiting impaitently!
But I don't have any Pokemon!
NARRATOR says you can send yourself out!
Oh yea...
JACK sent out JACK! Go, JACK!
AD sent out AD! Go, AD!
AD used ADVERTISE!
AD said: Do you want to advertise YOUR product on the popular POKEBATTLES SITE? Only 30 YEN! Call 1-800-GIVE-MY-SOUL-TO-UMBREON-BATTLE
What the..oh, nice deal!
JACK used phone!
AD cannot believe a person THIS gullible is an empreror!
It's super effective!
Hello? Repeat that sentence? Ok... I am a slave of Umbreon.
AD reveals it's true identity!
AD is really UMBREON!
UMBREON sent out Pokeball!
The enemy's a royal emperor! Get him, Pokeball!
POKEBALL used CATCH!
Jack was caught!
UMBREON is EMPEROR!
MURKROW is NARRATOR!
TEAM ROCKET RULES THE White Smoke version!
It's super effective!
MURKROW wants to know what's super effective!
WHITE SMOKE VERSION LOST HP!

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Battle Four: Rocket Dominion
Player: HardHat, Record{0-0-1}(last battle: loss vs. narrator)
Setting: White Smoke Version, Forest

Forest of what?
...
Uh, NARRATOR?
THE ALMIGHTY NARRATOR SAYS: Oh! Sorry, I was sleeping...
Since when do you need SLEEP!
HARDHAT comes upon a SHRINE!
hmm.... 'say the name of the almighty one and pass into the network'... uh...Mew?
Nothing happens.
The Narrator?
THATS MURKROW!
oh, yea...Murkrow?
NOTHING HAPPENS? WHAT? NONE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN I!
The Webmaster?
The words 'the name' glow!
Oh, right...Metalmike!
PORTAL to RED VERSION appeared!
PORTAL to AQUA VERSION appeared!
PORTAL to FROST VERSION appeared!
PORTAL to PURPLE VERSION appeared!
PORTAL to BLACK VERSION appeared!
Several OTHER PORTALS appeared!
Wow, his name is a password?
OBVIOUSLY!
Hey, why are you so ticked off?
BECAUSE I AM THE ALMIGHTY ONE, NOT METALMIKE!
Metalmike is about to delete Murkrow!
NARRATOR says he is sorry and pleads for mercy!
Metalmike's hand moves away from the delete key!
NARRATOR is relieved!
You really shouldn't be so cocky, Murkrow...
HARDHAT fainted for absolutley no reason!

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Battle Five: The Return of Red Doompuff
Player: Murkrow, Record{2-0-0}(last battle: win vs. Hardhat)
Setting: White Smoke Version, Forest

SAILOR MOON jumped out of the PORTAL to AQUA VERSION!
SAILOR MOON wants to know where she is!
You're in the White Smoke Version. Narrator: ME! Webmaster: Metalmike
THE WEBMASTER should be FIRST!
right....sorry....
ALL PORTALS close at the sound of the WEBMASTER's name, MetalMike!
Uh..why did we do the thing with the portals opening if all we did was bring in SAILOR MOON?
SAILOR MOON is just grateful not to be controlled by that jerk, FANBOY!
Hey, isnt Fanboy one of Eric's personalities?
SAILOR MOON is surprised!
It hurt itself in it surprision!
Ok, that was really lame...but me and Eric were in the Mental Hospital together!
SAILOR MOON is frightened!
It hurt itself in it's frightfusion!
Ok.......
SAILOR MOON ran away!
It hurt itself in it's runawayfusion!
Arr, why ye be saying "it"? That be a she!
NARRATOR wants to know why Murkrow was possessed by Yoda!
It wasn't Yoda! That be Captain Pete! O well.....
HARDHAT wants to know why what he has been saying wasn't narrated!
I'm sorry, we were paying attention to other things....
MEW appeared!
HARDHAT gasped!
MURKROW gasped!
gasp
It's MEW! Go , Pokeball-that-OLD-NARRATOR-had-and-that-I-took!
MURKROW sent out EVIL RABID DOOMPUFF!
Ahh! Return!
DOOMPUFF doesn't WANT to be returned!
DOOMPUFF snaps Mew in half and devours it!
Uh, oh....
DOOMPUFF is now at full strength!
DOOMPUFF snaps ground in half!

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