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Battle Sixteen:
THE GREAT 4BQ ATTEMPT!!!!!(watch, with my luck it'll be 2BQ)
Date: May 19, 2001
Player: Narracrow, Record {3-1-1}(Last
battle: win vs. Rattata)
Setting: Blood Version!!! Ta-Da!
Not again! I'm the Narrator and the player!
NARRACROW says you are!
urrh..The last time this happened, I ended
up having a fight with a copy of myself...
NARRACROW says that NARRACROWclone was destroyed
by you/me in the TOURNAMENT!
Dont quote from the tourney, me- It hasnt
been updated in awhile...
TIRE appeared!
Weren't you destroyed?
TIRE was! But TIRE is back!
Tires! Get them from FIRESTONE today!
Why wasn't that joke told when Tire first
appeared!
STOP asking yourself QUESTIONS!
YOU will not KNOW the ANSWERS!
QUESTION ANSWERING MACHINE appeared!
Stupid...
Player: Ash, Record{0-1-1}(last
battle: tie in baseball game, who knows what team he was on...)
Setting: Grassy Field
CATERPIE appeared!
What's that?
YOU know what a CATERPIE is!
Now STOP with the COPYING OF AZURE!
CATERPIE used FIRE BLAST!
Now you, Narracrow, are the one copying off
Aqua!
FIRE appeared!
FIRE used FIRE!
EXTRA was fully FIRED!
EXTRA walked away glumly!
Huh?
Wait a SECOND!
EXTRA had not been TORTURED yet!
EXTRA was REHIRED!
Would you stop talking about this "invisible
extra" that isn't even here?!?!?
...
YOU are the extra NARRACROW is talking about!
What?!
Player: Farmer, Record{0-0-0}
Setting: Farm(whooo, original)
This is onion hard work...
Onion??? what the heck am I saying?
GET BACK to HERDING the PIGS!
Move, pigs! For great justice!
NARRACROW thought that was LAME!
GIANT MACE appeared!
Uh oh.. I'll use my GRAB MACE attack!
hehe... all your mace are belong to us...
NARRACROW thought that was even LAMER!
NARRACROW transported you underneath a BRIDGE
where you are hanging on by a THREAD!
Uh.
Oh.
THREAD was closed by JASONR---REASON-LACK
OF TOPIC
THREAD broke!
Player: Jacocchion, Record{0-1-2}(last
battle: loss vs. Narracrow)
Setting: Moogle Factory, UL
BLUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that I can attract Moogles,
the world will be MINE!!!!
MOOGLE FACTORY???
Yes, Its where I gather Moogles and replace
their brains with Robotic chips that make them obey ME!!!!!
BLUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SOUNDS of SCREAMING are heard from ABOVE!
FARMER crashed through CEILING!
What!? Someone found my underwater factory??
...
Underwater?!?!
Of course!!!
The CEILING broke, IDIOT!
....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WATER rushed in!
Jacocchion fainted!
Player: Moogle, Record{0-0-0}
Setting: Underwater
Ha! That fool Jaccochion is...a...fool!!!
Why is MOOGLE still ALIVE?!?
Ha! Foolish Narrator! I am INVINCIBLE! The
ONLY Moogle that survived!
I reprogrammed myself so I would be INVINCIBLE
and didnt have to listen to Jacocchion!
urrh...
Change my name this instant, Narrator!
MOOGLE was renamed MOOGLEMAN!
Player: MoogleMan, Record{0-0-0}
Ha!
DA EVOLUTION MAN appeared!
DA EVOLUTION MAN says Hey! Im the only man
around here!
DA EVOLUTION MAN disappeared!
Player: Dyslexic_Crow, Record
{0-0-0}
Another new character???
!seY
...WHAT???
!sey dias I
Was that SPANISH???
!oN
!cixelsyd ylpmis ma I
STOP WITH THE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!
?yhW
You CANT really be dyslexic! Its just an act!
METALMIKE wouldnt torture me like this!!!
!netsiL
!cixelsyd taht ekam dnA !citceh rof eraperP
NOO! To top off the TORTURE, hes got a MOTTO!
!gnikwag taht lla morf elpoep eht lla pots
oT !gniklat lamron morf dlrow eht dnefed oT
I'll be KCAB...I mean...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
NARRACROW ran!
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Battle Seventeen:
Yogurt, Star Wars, Crows and Letters
Date: May 25, 2001
Player: Dyslexic_Crow
Setting: Former Burger Stand
???SWORC attol elohw A
NOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!
NARRACROW is getting FED UP WITH YOU!
!ereh dnuora worc ylno eht m'I !yeH
SHUT UP!!!!
mIRCrow appeared!
!OTW
mIRCrow is simply another one of METALMIKE's
names!
!ereh dnuora worc ylno eht m'I !yeH
mIRCrow cant STAND having YOU as the player!
NARRACROW agrees!
HARDHAT appeared!
Player: HardHat
What the...
DYSLEXIC_CROW asks ?uoy era ohW
I repeat: What the...
OK! EVERYONE EVACUATE! GET AS FAR AWAY FROM
D_C AS YOU CAN!
People began screaming and running away from
USA's CAPTIAL!
CANT YOU RESIST THE PUNS HERE, NARRACROW!!!???!?!?
Player: Captain Gates
Setting: StarShip Microsoft
Mr. Winspock v1.5! Please. identify. what.
is. coming. towards. us.
MR.WINSPOCK V1.5 says that it is ANOTHER SHIP!
ANOTHER SHIP comes CLOSER!
ANOTHER SHIP was renamed NETSCAPE!
Open. up. communications.
WHY are you STOPPING with every word!
Dramatic. halts. in. sentences. mark. the.
captains. role.
URK
COMMUNICATIONS were OPENED!
NETSCAPE CAPTAIN'S face appeared on screen
in green text!
Uh..hello, we're sorry, we just kinda drifted
into your range...uh, we'll be leaving now...
Winspock v1.5. Fire. photon. torpedoes.
Ok, now you dont have to do that...
MR.WINSPOCK V1.5 says that the PHOTONS are
unoperable due to an UPGRADE to WINDOWS 3009!
Shoot!
Ok, uh, we're going away now...bye...
Winspock. Do. we. still. have. phasers.
MR. WINSPOCK V1.5 says that WE DO!
FIRE!!!
Uh, stop! that's uncalled for-urk
NETSCAPE was pushed out of BUISNESS!
H.u.h?
YOU KNOW, this guy is as ANNOYING as DYSLEXIC_CROW!
NETSCAPE BLEW UP!
WEBMASTER decided to STOP watching the demise
of his WEBROWSER!
Player: Jacocchion
Setting: A raft in the middle
of the ocean
*sigh*
NARRACROW wants to know what is WRONG!
Whats WRONG! IM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
MY MOOGLE FACBLA BLA BLA BLA
AND I'M STARVING!
DANIMALS appeared!
DANIMALS say DANIMALS TO THE RESCUE!
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ABNORMABLY LARGE CANS
OF PLUMP JUICY PITTED OLIVES IS THAT!
DANIMALS have come to RESCUE you using YOGURT!
...
Ooo! Gimme! I'm hungry!
DANIMALS are 3 inches high!
So?
They move and INCH a MINUTE!!!
grrr....A CURSE ON YOU NARRACROW!
Three hours later...
within reach...
THE MONKEY begins to SLURP UP ITS DANIMALS
DRINKABLE YOGURT!
Hey! Thats mine!
POLAR BEAR gives you a CONTAINER of DANIMALS
DRINKABLE YOGURT!
What is it, anyway?
JACOCCHION drank DANIMALD DRINKABLE YOGURT!
Its super effective!
Eh?
JACOCCHION fainted!
DANIMALS win!
DANIMALS gained 4932482309 EXP.!
DANIMALS evolved into...ANIMALS!
Setting: The feild of abnormably
large cans of plump juicy pitted olives of no return
Player: PsychicJack
urrh...METALMIKE! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!
It is NOT easy to get METALMIKE for ANYTHING
when you are tied onto a RAILROAD TRACK!
SETTING was changed to The feild of abnormably
large cans of plump juicy pitted olives of no return with a traintrack
!
AAAAA! GET ME OFF!!!!! WHO DID THIS!!!!!
Heehee....MetalMike!
ARRGG!!!!!
TRAIN is coming....
Got to get out...
TRAIN is coming...
urrh!!!
TRAIN is coming!
TRAIN is HERE!
Psychic brake!!!!
PSYCHICJACK used PSYCHIC BREAK!
Huh???
PSYCHICJACK took a COFFEE BREAK!
Meanwhile, T broke off TRAIN!
TRAIN de-evolved into RAIN!
T became Mr.T!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mr.T LEFT!
whew. Now let me just finish this coffee and...
Dyslexic_Crow appeared and began flying at
you!
Backwards!
AAHHH!!! PSYCHIC BRAKE!
PSYCHICJACK used PSYCHIC BREAK!
Does that ALWAYS happen?!
D was broken off of Dyslexic_Crow and attached
onto RAIN!
RAIN evolved into DRAIN!
Dyslexic Crow devolved into yslexic_Crow!
Meanwhile, PSYCHICJACK took another COFFEE
BREAK!
aaa, refreshing! But what do I do about my
adversaries?
DRAIN DRAINED itself of RAIN!
DRAIN devolved into D!
D reattached onto yslexic_Crow!
yslexic_Crow evolved into Dyslexic_Crow!
Dyslexic_Crow ran!
er, flew!
Backwards!
PSYCHICJACK wins!
Yahoo!
PSYCHICJACK is STILL tied to the TRAIN TRACKS!
*sob*
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Battle Eighteen:
The Cash, the Odd and the Annoying
Date: May 30, 2001
Setting: PokeMart/PokeRestraunt
Player: Moogleman
CASHIER: All your base are belong to us, but,
I mean, we can give it back if ya want. I mean, we did kinda steal it,
after all. I'm sorry. Do you want it back? Yes? You do? Okay, here you
are.
MOOGLEMAN recieved base!
CASHIER recieved 20 yen.
CASHIER: Would you like to buy anything else?
Oh, yes. The 'ZIG.' See them on the shelves? Take off every 'ZIG' for great
justice. They are all 75% off. Yes, it's alot, I know, but we want happy
costumers, don't we? Would you like to buy anything else? You'd like to
see how the main screen works? Okay. Main screen turn on. It's you!!
CASHIER: I'm afraid we can't show you this
today, Moogleman. There is a cat on this screen, and it is quite an ugly
thing. Would you like to buy anything else? No? We hope to see you again.
Goodbye.
MOOGLEMAN left!
Player: Oddish
ODDISH walked into POKEMART/POKERESTRAUNT!
CASHIER: Is MoogleMan gone? He wanted nothing
but trouble, I'm telling you.
Oddish.
CASHIER: I'm afraid we dont serve dishes;
you'll have to go to the resturaunt part.
...
...
WAITER: Hello, how may I help you?
Oddish?
WAITER: Yes, you may have a dish...but wouldn't
it be better with something ON it?
Oddish!
WAITER: We have, for special dishes today:
#1 chicken platter, #2 beef platter, and #3 steak platter.
Odd? Dish?
WAITER: Now that is VERY rude of you, calling
our dishes odd!
Odd!
WAITER: Only Lani can be decribed so blantantly!
Dish?
WAITER: NO! THE DISHES CANNOT BE DESCRIBED
AS ODD!
Dish ish odd!
SWAT TEAM: Get him men! He's the one we've
been searching for! The one who escaped from the institution!
WAITER: Huh? I'm not-
SWAT TEAM: We've been watching you argue with
a PLANT!
SWAT TEAM grabbed WAITER and hauled him off!
Dish?
ODDISH won!
Won? Oddish? One?
REPLACEMENT WAITER: Dish #1, coming right
up!
Player: MetalMike
Setting: The field of abnormably
large cans of plump juicy pitted olives of no return with a traintrack
Yay! Jason's writing a new fanfic!
PSYCHICJACK says URRH!
PSYCHICJACK wants you to help him off the
TRACK!
If you want to get off the track team, just
quit! I'm too busy yaying!
PSYCHICJACK says URRH!
Another TRAIN is coming!
Ooo, yay, a train! I'll just watch it come
in, doo dee doo...
PSYCHICJACK used PSYCHIC BREAK!
PSYCHICJACK took a COFFEE BREAK!
T from TRAIN was BROKEN and TWISTED into a
C!
TRAIN evolved into CRANE!
Is it just me or, did that caboose just turn
into a highly dangerous hook weapon? /me blinks
WAKUSEINO: Hey! My phrase!
Shhh!!!!
WAKUSEINO was never here :)
DIGGERONEY: Hey! My joke!
GAH! Just stop it!
CRANE untied PSYCHICJACK from the TRACK with
its hook!
CRANE ran!
*blinks* Psychicjack was tied to the track?
PSYCHICJACK says you were too busy yaying
to see him!
PSYCHICJACK wants too fight!
urrh.
Player: PsychicJack
I will have my revenge, MetalMike! First Step:
I will duplicate myself!
PSYCHIC PAIR!
PSYCHICJACK used PSYCHIC PEAR!
GAAAH! Cant this CROW get anything right?
NARRACROW is right-handed!
urrh...
PEARS appeared!
PEARS are PSYCHIC!
METALMIKE says that is the STUPIDEST attack
he has ever seen!
METALMIKE used BRASS KNUCKLES!
METALMIKE's KNUCKLES are BRASS!
Whew, good thing that didnt work...
METALMIKE's KNUCKLES are so BRASS that it
hurts PSYCHICJACK!
Ow! What the heck is this?
YOU forgot that METALMIKE is WEBMASTER!
ONION!!!! hmm... PSYCHIC SMASH!
PSYCHICJACK used PSYCHIC SMASH!
PSYCHICJACK smashed the PSYCHIC out of the
PEARS!
Urrh. This is getting very dumb, very fast.
METALMIKE used EAT PEARS!
METALMIKE ate the PEARS!
METALMIKE's BRASS KNUCKLE hurt PSYCHICJACK!
hmm... hafta call for reinforcments.
PSYCHICJACK used CELL PHONE!
METALMIKE continued eating PAIRS OF PEARS!
Hello? I would like reinforcements please.
PHONE: Would you like fries with that?
Uh Oh. They must have switched numbers again...
Player: Ray
Setting: His house
Hello? I'd like a Quarter Pounder with fries.
PHONE: Would you like reinforcements with
that?
Huh?
PHONE: *click*
urrh! I cant get dinner!
The house is SILENT!
Yea, and?
There is SILENCE!
...NO REALLY!
SILENCE is ROBBY!
Its super annoying!
GAAAAH!!!!!
RAY fainted!
Player: Jacocchion
Setting: Ocean Raft
...must...get...on...land...
JACOCCHION is COMING!
HEY! YOU CANT COMPARE JACOCCHION TO DOOMPUFF!
JACOCCHION is trying to COME!
yay! this battle has won me a fifth BQ star!
More to come, hopefully!
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Battle Nineteen:
Insert Random Phrase Here
Date: June 6, 2001
Setting: Ray's House
Player: Ray
oo...what happen?
SILENCE made you FAINT merely by BEING THERE!
Yes, I know, but why do I have an overpowering
urge to go watch Toonami?
ROBBY's playfulness TURNED you into a 10 YEAR
OLD!
GAH! Nooooo!!!!! ooo, Harry Potter...
Quoth the Raymond:
Dumbleeeedore!!!!!
GAAH!
Setting: An alien planet
Player: Captain Gates
Very. funny, Scotty. Now. beam. down. my. clothes.
Setting: Ray's house
Player: Ray
WHAT are you DOING?
shh...I'm reading...
READING what?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone.
URRH!
NARRACROW dropped an UNUSUALLY HEAVY ANVIL
on your TOE!
Yeowch!!!! Bwah! Vot zee Hellk vost dat???
I FAIL to find this FUNNY!
Sorry; don't know what came over me there...
Setting: Starship Microsoft
Player: Captain Gates
What? Well, tell. the. press. that. Windows.
3009. is. NOT. a. virus! Viruses. are. small. and. efficient.
Huh? They. want. to. know. the. difference.
beetween. Windows. 2098. and. 3000? Two. years, of. course!
GATES slammed down the phone angrily!
SCOTTY reports the the LIGHT BULB in the ENGINEERING
SECTION is still OUT!
Urrh!! How. many. members. of. the. U.S.S.
Microsoft. does. it. take. to. change. a. light. bulb. anyway?
METALMIKE appeared!
METALMIKE:
Scotty will report to Captain Gates that the light bulb in the Engineering
Section is burnt out, to which Gates will send Bones v1.2 to pronounce
the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no
more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend
to his engines. Gates must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted
planet, Alpha Regula LCVIXIXI, to procure a light bulb from the natives.
Gates, Winspock v1.5, Bones v1.2 , Boolu, and 3 red shirt security officers
beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives,
and the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit,
Scotty notices a Klingontosh ship approaching and must warp out of orbit
to escape detection. Bones v1.2 cures the native king who is suffering
from a virus(AntiCmos), and as a reward the landing party is set free and
given all of the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingontosh
ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Gates and the
others. The new bulb is inserted, and the Microsoft continues with its
five year mission.
Alright! Lets. get. going!
METALMIKE sighed and disappeared!
3 SECURITY OFFICERS appeared!
Are. you. ready?
3SO heard all of what METALMIKE said!
3SO will not go, as they will die!
Alright. then, if. we. can't. change. the.
light. bulbs...I. DECLARE. DARKNESS. A. STANDARD!!!!
...
URRH!
Setting: Doctor's Office
Player: Doctor
MAN: What's the matter, Doc?
You...you dont have long to live, I'm afraid.
MAN: What?
It's true.
MAN: How much longer do I have?
10.
MAN: 10 what? days? months? years?
9...8...7...
Setting: Starfish Microsoft(oops,
i meant Starship)
Player: Captain Gates
BONES v1.2 appeared!
What. is. it, Bones?
BONES v1.2: Sir! We've gone bankrupt!!!!
WHAT!!!
BONES v1.2: Windows 3009 wasn't prepared for
Y3K! It sent this message to all our employees:
January 4, 3000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that
you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure
you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or
pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years
of service.
Please either take 9,400
days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect
payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and intrest for the
past 1,200 months.
Sincerely,
Microsoft Automated Payer thingy(v 5.7)
N.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O!!!!!!
BONES v1.2: Please don't ever do that again.
I will now throw up at the sight of a o.O.
o.O
BONES v1.2 threw up!
Yes, well..
GATES defeated BONES!
GATES gained 409090 EXP!
Edition XP? BAH! That. came. out. a. loooong.
time. ago!
SHUT UP!
GATES gained the CALCIUM BADGE!
H.u.h?
YOU'LL need CALCIUM to strengthen your BONES!
urrh...
Setting: The feild of abnormably
large cans of plump juicy pitted olives of no return with a traintrack
Player: PsychicJack
PSYCHIC BLAST!
PSYCHICJACK used PSYCHIC BLAST!
JACK used it's PSYCHIC energy, making B last
forever!
B: Yay! THANX, PJ!!!
grrr...TIME TO USE A POKEMON! GO, FAN!
Go, FAN!
urrh.
FAN used TASTIC!
METALMIKE: What
will that do?
FAN is FAN-TASTIC!
aahhhh!!!! Stupid...
FAN: What? This attack is da bomb!
Huh?
IF FAN is FANTASTIC, why not SARCASTIC?
urrh again.
Setting: The middle of the ocean
Player: Jacocchion
almost...on...land....
JACOCCHION is STILL TRYING to
COME!
...Do you know how stupid that sounded???
It's your fault. YOU created ME and my lack
of brain cells.
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Battle Twenty:
worC and a half
Date: June 13, 2001
Setting: The forest of no Return
keys(gasp)
Player: Dyslexic_Crow, Record{2-1-0}(last
battle: Battle #28 in Viridian Version)
NO!!! I COMPLETELY REFUSE TO HAVE YOU AS A
PLAYER!
Who are you talking to?
NARRACROW has not yet made DYSLEXIC_CROW appear!
FINE! JUST...MAKE ME THE PLAYER OR SOMETHING!
URRH!
Player: MetalMike
Thank you.
PORTAL from VIRIDIAN VERSION appeared!
D-CROW stepped out!
CORROSIVE WORM tagged along!
PORTAL closed!
D-CROW: ?worC-D I ma yhW ?worC-D
Viridian version can do that to you.
D_CROW: ?enam ruoy netrohS
Boost your ego. I mean, you WON! YOU WON A
BATTLE! HOW COULD ZARBON DO THIS TO ME???
METALMIKE disappeared!
Player: Corrosive Worm
D-CROW: !?!?!?noisrev naidiriV morf mrow evisorroC
a reyalp eht edam uoY
HAHAHAH! I WILL CORRODE YOU ALL!!! BLUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CORROSIVE WORM used CORRODE!
CORROSIVE WORM RODE an apple CORE from the
bushes!
Huh?
D-CROW: ?huH
NARRACROW: ?huH...er, Huh?
Player: MetalMike
Setting: Version Webmaster Meeting
Room
KITE: And therefore, battles with about 5 lines
should at least get a 5.8 BQ!
urrh?
DEB: And any version mentioning a FUZZY SOCK
should get an automatic BQ of SEVEN!
urrh??
ZARBON: And any version with multiple wild,
satistic villians who get beaten by an out of version character who talks
backwards should be #1!
urrh???
COMIC: And all versions with a D, and I, a
G, another I, a T, an A, and an L should be ranked the highest!
urrh????
SKYLER: And all sites named after the light
from a moon are the best!
urrh?????
HAUNTER_UK: And any battles that have a whole
lotta sand in them should be a webmaster's favorite!
urrh??????
EMERALD_WEBMASTR: And all sites that worship
Yankees should be coveted!
SKYLER: Watch it.
urrh???????
JASONR: How about we all just stick to the
rules and write battles fairly?
urrh????????
KITE, DEB, ZARBON, and COMIC begin approaching
JASON menacingly!
JASONR: uh, er...Meeting adjorned!
*JASONR has quit IRC
ZARBON: Rats, too late!
LANI: COPIER!!!!!
urrh?????????
*KITE, DEB, LANI, and COMIC have quit IRC
*ZARBON ha-
Wait!
ZARBON: yes?
WHY DID YOU LET D_CROW WIN!!! GAAAAAH!!!!
Player: Corrosive Worm
Setting: The forest of no Return
keys(still shocking me)
oww..oww...
D-CROW is choking WORM!
D-CROW: !oot uoy taefed nac I ,llabekoP a
dna yrraL taeb I
er, maybe we should go back to METALMIKE...
Player: MetalMike
Setting: The feild of abnormably
large cans of plump juicy olives of no return with a traintrack
...
...
...
WHY is nothing HAPPENING???
because you forgot to make me appear. Stupid
Narracrow.
Oh yea!!!! METALMIKE appeared!!
Sheesh.
PSYCHICJACK: Why do you just keep disappearing
and leaving me in suspended animation?
er, suspended animation???
OXYMORON!
PSYCHICJACK is a MORON who is LIKE an OX!
Hence, OXYMORON!
PSYCHICJACK: HEY!
OXES eat hay!
Oxes? urrh!
NARRACROW: Yes. We may have a box, and the
plural is boxes. But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes!
Why, praytell, are you quoting from that dumb
poem!
...PRAYTELL???
NARRACROW: Well, sorry. Just being funny.
...urrh.
NARRACROW: The that/those cats/cose was funny!
Funny??? Hah, very funny.
OXYMORON!
Shut up.
IT appeared!
What is it?
IT had to run from VIRIDIAN VERSION to escape
detection!
Yea, well, you've just been spotted by a webmaster,
his enemy, and a....narracrow. Dont know how else to describe it.
IT: I've been seen? WHERE ARE THEY!!!!
eep.
Player: Fuzzy Sock
Setting: Fuzzy Sock land
...
DEB appeared!!!
...
DEB: OOO!!!! FUZZY SOCK! ITS SO KAWAII!!!!
...?
DEB: BQ:7! BQ:7!
...!
FUZZY SOCK's IQ is 7!
DEB: I said BQ, not IQ.
... (...)
DEB: Anyway, YAY4BLOOD!!!!!
...!!
Player: Supreme Being
Setting: That place where supreme
beings gather. *blink*
IT IS READY!
Supreme Being II: Shallow Thought?
YES! NOW, LETS UNVEAL THE ANSWER!
SHALLOW THOUGHT: 42.
WOW!!! Flame Version Battle #42 is the meaning
of life, people!
SHALLOW THOUGHT: NO! 42!
....Strawberry Version closed. It cannot be
the meaning of life.
S-THOUGHT: NOOOO!!!!!!! NOT SITE 42! JUST
PLAIN 42!
Supreme Being V: 42 bottles of beer coffee
on the wall...
^Drunk
Player: Dyslexi-NO!!!!! Fine,
Corrosive Worm
Setting: The forest of no Return
keys (*MetalMike shields eyes)
D-CROW used CHOKE!
D-CROW CHOKED
whew.
YOU!
*chokes*
No, really.
D-CROW: !UOY LLIK LL'I
CRITTER appeared!
CRITTER kills CORROSIVE WORM!
CRITTER disappeared!
D-CROW: !yaaaaaY
Player: Jacocchion
Setting: Raft
Closer...closer...almost....there...
JACCHION IS STILL ATTEMPTING
TO ARRIVE!
Wow. That sounded SO Altavista Babbelfish.
Shut up.
DEB: Remember, BQ7! FUZZY SOCKS ARE SO KAWAII!!!
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