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Battle Thirty-One:
Sprite is not a soda!
Date: October 20, 2001
Setting: Diablo I
Player: Lemon
What?? Where am I????
....The setting is about 4 lines up. -.-
Ah yes. Well then...WHY THE HELL?
Why the hell; exactly. You're in the hell
level.
o_O Ack?
DEMON appeared!
Heya, DeMon.
...Its a DIFFERENT KIND OF DEMON, F00.
DEMON wants to FIGHT!
...Ooook.
DEMON used LITTLE SQUEAL!
........the HEL- Oh wait.
LEMON used CITRIC ACID!
I DONT HAVE ANY DAMN CITRIC ACID!!!!
D_Crow appeared!
What the- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The horror, the horror!
What????
its DYSLEXIC CROW!
D_Crow never appeared in any battles after
you came to exist, you fool.
.....whatever.
D_Crow: ...enob a god a evig kcawyddap kcank
kcink a dnA
LEMON tips his HAT!
I dont have a hat, jerk.
...LEMON's CITRIC ACID must've ATE THROUGH
his HAT!
HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU???
D_CROW: .emoh gnillor emac nam dlo sihT
Setting: Mike's C:\ Drive
Player: Rejected Sprite
Rejected Sprite??? Is that my name?
Well, for now. Until people realise what you
look like.
Huh? How CANT you know what I look like! I'm
a-
SHHH!
D_CROW appeared!
D_CROW: ?...lleh eht tahW
I could be asking the same question. o_O;;
D_CROW: ????uoy era tahw ,yawynA....aixelsyd
ym tuoba yrrow tnod ,hO
Im a-
SHUT UP, RETART.
DEB appeared!
DEB: OMG, you look like me...except.....urrh?
SHHHH!!!
DEB: o_O;;
Im scary, arent I? You know, the whole banana
in my ear and-
...-.-
Fine.
REJECTED SPRITE was renamed FRUIT DEB!
...
DEB: ...could you think of a worse name.
Yeah, of course. Like pimp Deb or some-
DEB: Alright, thats enough ><
You know, Im wondering why Mike makes Deb
sprites anyway.
I have EVERYONE from PB...lets see...Skyler
in a lampshade....Kite in a tree...
o_O Kite in a tree?
Yea, hes stuck.
Anyway...Sheep in a box....Myself blasting
Mendin into little tiny smithereens of dust that fall and vanish into the
wind....
....ack?
FRUIT DEB hurt itself in its confusion!
Would you stop punching yourself in the face???
Im trying to list my sprites here.
ANYWAY....Jason and the Butcher from D1...
FRUIT DEB fainted!
Fuzzy Sock slung over a tree branch....
DEB: O_O
Mendin dieing in ice...
Mendin dieing in fire...
Mendin dieing in metal...
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Mendin dieing in water...
Mendin dieing in ice again...
Mendin dieing...
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Battle Thirty-Two:
10 More to Go
Date: November 8, 2001
Setting: Town Square of Blood
Player: DeMon
METALMIKE: Listen, my characters. The webmaster
of New Shadow is coming to retrieve his seal. Luckily enough haunter was
smart enough to bring it to Ghost. We must guard that portal. If anyone
asks you, say 'Fuzzy Sock has it." Fuzzy Sock, you will say 'Farmer has
it." I deleted that character and with any luck Mikau will have a hard
time stealing poor haunter's pet.
But sir, Mikau needs it for a good reason,
doesnt h-
MORON! If Mikau has that, he will be 1/7 of
the way closer to sealing my poor cousin's powers!
Is that...bad?
OF COURSE ITS BAD!
METALMIKE: Ahem, Im sorta in a hurry-
Oh yes, of course sir. You have to get back
to- what was it? Something called a l-i-f-e?
METALMIKE: ....sometimes my own characters
amaze me.
Back in the United Steaks of America?
METALMIKE: But not for long -.-
REAL WORLD PORTAL appeared!
METALMIKE jumped into REAL WORLD PORTAL!
REAL WORLD PORTAL disappeared!
Setting: Around the Corner
Player: Gavel
If there was just some way to get into that
portal! We could terrorise the WORLD!
EVIL LAUGH.mp3
Setting: Blood Version Intelligence
Agency (BVIA)
Player: HardHat
Perfect. I've secured a job here. Now to carry
it out. Lets see here.
HARDHAT takes LIST!
Hmm...Odd. "Create boundaries for a new section
of land in Blood, kept secret from MetalMike"?
O_o What? Whats going on!?
I dont know. Lets see..."Establish MegaMan
as the Narrator in this area"?! O_O
What are they planning to do?
I cant tell. Something..odd.
Setting: New Shadow Version
Player: Mikau
Now lets see..seal in Blood's next.
Greetings.
What? who said that?
Why, me. Im Megaman, Blood's Narrator. Im
here to..*ahem*..escort you to Blood Version.
Well, fine then. Lets go.
Setting: New area of Blood
Welcome to Blood.
But where is everything I read about? Salmon?
Lemon? Demon???
uh, *gulp*....hey, look! Fuzzy Sock!
Fuzzy Sock: Hi ^_^
And there is Who!
WHO: Hi.
And He!
HE: Hello.
What? Who is he?
Who is he.
WHO: Who is me.
The hell? Where is he?
He is here.
HE: Hi.
VIVI-HATER: Forsooth!
Vivi-Hater seems to be able to travel beetween
versions pretty easily...
Hey! There is Where!
WHERE: J0.
Where is he?
Yes, thats right.
WHERE: Where is me.
You should know.
WHERE: Know what?
VIVI-HATER: Thou art a fishmonger!
Well, are we quoting from Hamlet then?
I guess o_o
"To give them seals NEVER, my heart's consent."
Real quote.
..hey!
You'll not get it from us...
HE: Ha.
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Battle Thirty-Three:
THERE IS NO SPACE IN METAL MI METALMIKE!
or Ode to Bubble-Wrap
Date: November 26, 2001
Setting: Whi
Blood House
Player: Bubba Lister Wrap
Whoohoo! *pop* I cant believe I *pop* made
it into office!
NEWSCASTER appeared!
NEWSCASTER: Greetings, Mister President!
Gree-*pop*-tings.
NEWSCASTER: Now, what was your name again?
Bub L. Wrap.
NEWSCASTER:....right. Well the-
*pop*
NEWSCASTER: Uh, could you stop with the bubble
wrap, sir?
What? *pop* Never! It has *pop* so many uses!
NEWSCASTER: ..okayyyy then. So. What are your
veiws on the current problem of hunger in Blood?
Well of *pop* COURSE! They can eat bubb *pop*
le wrap!
NEWSCASTER:..Of course they can....yea. How
exactly did you get into office?
I dont know! I was just *pop* popping bubble
wrap during the debates whenever my opponent talked, and-
NEWSCASTER: I see. Well, Mr. Wrap, what do
you plan to do for the problem of the homeless?
I have already ordered 4,000 houses built
of bubble wrap. They are *pop* sturdy, AND cheap.
NEWSCASTER: Where are these bubble houses
being built?!
All around Square Path.
NEWSCASTER: But I live on-
Yes, I forgot to mention, we *pop* had to
knock down all the houses there too.
NEWSCASTER: What!? Well, I have my summer
house on Tr-
And the project's commencing on *pop* Triangle
Path right now too. 3,000 houses there.
NEWSCASTER: Gah!
Setting: Triangle Path
Player: Lemon
Look at this!
How can we go on a quest with all these bubble
wrap houses!?
DEMON: Ick. This is awful!
Maybe we should try Square Path.
Setting: Square Path
Player: Demon
LEMON: Good god! Has the president gone insane??!?!
MR. WRAP: Luckily for you I was popping
*pop* bubble wrap and didnt hear that sentence.
Mr. President, you have befouled our questing
areas!
MR. WRAP: Questing are-
GENERAL appeared!
GENERAL: Now wait just a second, this whole
thing has gotten a bit too silly.
Hey! Get back into the Monty Python tape,
now!
GENERAL disappeared!
METALMIKE appeared!
METALMIKE: Okay, dont make me angry today,
Im pissed...MikauKaiou became the 232,644th person to spell my name with
a space. I mean, please. 'Metal Mike'. How stupid is that?
Has anyone EVER spelled Metal Mike right?
METALMIKE: Jason did once- hey, you just spelled
it with a space, didnt you?
METALMIKE used FINAL FLUSH!
METALMIKE: Gah.
METALMIKE used FINAL FLASH!
...GaHZHAsush
MR. WRAP: Perhaps some bubble wrap will help,
si-
DEMON fainted!
MR.WRAP: Aw, what a *pop* pity. The bubble
wrap could have saved him.
METALMIKE: -.= Alright, I tire of you.
METALMIKE used WEBMASTARIAN powers!
ALL BUBBLE WRAP was sent to SECRETAREA!
MR.WRAP: No No non nonononnono!!!! WHERE IS
THE AREA! MUST FIND GAH@SDFJwiruaWEA
LEMON: Perhaps some bubble wrap would help
him.
METALMIKE: I think not.
Yea, you think not.
I just dissed myself, didnt I?
Oh well. Just post comments.
NOW.
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Battle Thirty
Four: IOA!!!
Date: December 10, 2001
Setting: Fanfic Narrator's Abode
Player: Fanfic Narrator
On December the second, two thousand and one...
...Sandy Version released its new character,
Floap...
This floating peach ball of soap soon caught
the eye of a certain group...
IOA.
In theaters...today.
Setting: IOA
Player: 0.5 Mechanical Pencil
WE'RE STRAYING OFF THE SUBJECT!!!
GAVEL: But we have to deal with those insane
staplers!
STAPLERS: I'm a littttttle teaaaapot! Short,
and stout!
TEAPOT: No, I'M a little teapot.
Look, forget the staplers! We need to get
that peice of Floating Soap!
TABLE facefaults!
GAVEL: Where the hell did THAT come from??!?!
Don't you even READ Blood Version?!?
TEAPOT: Does anyone?
--; look, the fanfic narrator said we
have to get Floap from Sandy Version.
GAVEL: Oh yea! Well, lets FORCE HER TO BE
PART OF THE IOA! HAHAHAHA
<MrKite> poor thing
<mIRCroWritingPB> yea
<Domingows> such a shame
Well that was out of context O_o
GAVEL: Now, how do we-
STAPLERS: What is our purpose, our place in
life?!?
<MrKite> it's your place to draw kawaii
pink sheep and stuff
Good god, that was...really really whacked
up.
Uh, is the webmaster alright?
<mIRCroWritingPB> Kite, say something stupid.
<MrKite15> something stupid
TEAPOT: No. The webmaster is defidently not
'alright'.
WE'RE STILL STRAYING OFF THE SUBJECT!
GAVEL: Here is the camera, so we can watch
in on FLOAP!
Great, now we need to get it into Sandy Version....
TABLE: Someone can bring it in through Ghost!
Or I suppose we could always act insane in
front of MetalMike, he might just blast us randomly into Sandy..
TABLE: O_o;;
GAVEL: o_O
TEAPOT: O_o
<Duo[anticipatingBW]> o_O
Urrh, seeing all those big eyes is freaking
me out.
Anyway, I'm going to go bring that camera
down.
Cya.
Setting: Circle Path
Why the hell am I here?
Well, this is a perfect time to say my evil
plans out loud to the air!
AHEM!
HA! Little do they know that I've already
seen Floap! They dont know her celestial beauty!
MWAH!
Uh, she's soap. How pretty can she be? O_O
Doh, where'd you come from?!
Im the narrator. Im always here. O_o
Well., anyway...better check this camera..
* Silence checks other thing
<Silence> K, there
Oh, thanks!....wait, where'd you come from?
Silence is everywhere....
ACK! ITS A WORLD FULL OF ROBBY!
METALMIKE appeared!
hm, why dont I try it, cant hurt.
I HAVE A FUNNY LEG, FUNNY LEG
METALMIKE: Are you doing that just so
I will get angry and kick you into a version such as SANDY?
......no!
METALMIKE: Alright then.
...so, arent you going to blast me?
METALMIKE: No, why?
Because I call you METAL MIKE.
METALMIKE used SMITE!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL SMITED into SANDY VERSION!
Setting: Sandy Version
THE HELL!?!?!
That was weird.
<Silence> <Fans> BLOOD. *rip hole in
wall*
<Silence> They're so kawaii ;.;
<Duo[anticipatingBW]> They are going to
convert to Blood Version fans :P
...that was even weirder.
SOMEONE appeared!
Who is it?
...SOMEONE! I just told you!
SOMEONE reveals it's identity!
<Duo[anticipatingBW]> SECRET.... ASIAN MAAAAAAN~~
SOMEONE: NO! O_o
SOMEONE is FLOAP!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL got that thing that
they do in animes with the hearts in the background and stuff....
Cheesy.
What should I do???!?
<Kirby-no-Osekkai> KING OF HEARTO! SHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG...
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Uh, no...thanks.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL used SET UP CAMERA!
CAMERA was FULLY SET UP!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL ran!
FLOAP: It's times like these that make me want
to eat Twizzlers.
<Silence> Mmm, floating twizzlers
<Silence> .... of soap
<mIRCroWritingPB> Yum?
<Silence> I made it myself! *dance*
Scary.
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Battle Thirty-Five:
IOA II
Date: December 22, 2001
Setting: Fanfic Narrator's Abode
Player: Fanfic Narrator
IOA.
A tale of heart-rendering chaos, torture, and
destruction.
....no, it doesn't have anything to do with
Dacta's real identity, fools!
..
..
x.x
Setting: IOA
Player: 0.5 Mechanical Pencil
Floap.....Floap.....Floap?
FLOAP: Hm, it's times like this that make
me feel like I'm being watched by an evil group of pencils and such.....and
eating Twizzlers...
DUMP TRUCK: Is she psychic?
Who cares?....Floap....
DUMP TRUCK: What the hell is wrong with you-
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL used SPEAR!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL attempted to spear a
LARGE DUMP TRUCK!
METALMIKE thinks this wont end well...
This wont end well.
...thinking out loud.
DUMP TRUCK....DIED!
O_o
YOU KILLED THE DUMP TRUCK!
It was only a dump truck.
<MetalMike> It wasnt a dump truck, it was
a super Commando Assault Vehicle!
...O_o;;;;;;;;;;
...MetalMike. why the hell are you so surprised
at your own quote?
I said that?
Yes.
Uh...typo.
.
...what did you mean to say?
Uh......I meant to say....Merry Christmas!
.
Where'd YOU learn to type, anyway?
GAVEL: Why the heck are just WATCHING the
Floap? We need someone to capture her! Any volunteers?
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL used RAISE HAND!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL has no HANDS!
Attack failed!
--;
GAVEL: No volunteers?
ME!
GAVEL: Dont shout out. Raise your hand.
...I dont have any hands, you mendin.
GAVEL: Ah yes, hm. We'll need to solve that
wont we. SURGEONS!
STAPLERS appear!
STAPLERS: Hold on, we're worshipping the great
Kite. We drew lots of kawaii pink sheep and thats why we fell in love with
medicine!
...what does medicine have to do with pink
kawaii sheep....
STAPLERS: Ah, thats our art! We have discovered
that kawaiiness actually heals the body in giving cells replenishing kawaii
power! So our drawings of pink kawaii sheep are our tools!
STAPLERS: Okay, done worshipping! Come into
our room!
...wait, you're those insane staplers! I dont
want to be operated on by insane staplers!!
STAPLERS drag you into the OPERATING ROOM!
Setting: Operating room
Player: Stapler #1
Alright now, bring out the Kawaii Pink Sheep
pictures!
STAPLER #2 brings out KAWAII PINK SHEEP!
Strap down the patient!
STAPLER #3 straps down 0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL!
You see the pink kawaii sheep. Look at the
pink kawaii sheep. You like the pink kawaii sheep. You are the pink kawaii
sheep. You bleat.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: Bah.
Good, its working.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: No its not! I wasnt
saying Bah like a sheep, I was saying it as in Bah Humbug!
Hm. Lets try this again.
You see the pink kawaii sheep.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: I see the sheep...
You like the pink kawaii sheep.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: I like the sheep...
You are the pink kawaii sheep.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: I am the sheep...
You bleat.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL used SONIC BLEAT!
AHH! MY EARS! I FORGOT THE EARPLUGS!
STAPLER #2: Eardrums...popping
* mIRCroWritingPB pops
<mIRCroWritingPB> ..
<mIRCroWritingPB> wait no.
...well THAT helped.
STAPLER #3 used PUTEARMUFFSONEVERYONE!
Thank you, #3. We owe you our lives.
STAPLER #3: You know, I DO have a name
other then #3.
Yea yea...anyway.
THE KAWAII POWERS COMMAND YOU TO SPROUT ARMS!
KAWAII POWERS appeared!
KAWAII POWERS: Dude, where's my car?
Urrh, um, I dont know, is that a concern of
me?
KAWAII POWERS: You stole my car didnt you.
...no, dammit. I need you to make this pencil
sprout arms.
KAWAII POWERS: What? You dare order the brother
of a famous movie star to sprout arms from a pencil?
...what?!?
KAWAII POWERS: I'm KAWAII POWERS! I'm the
brother of AUSTIN POWERS!
No, you're an idiot. Now do what I say or
I cut up this picture of a pink kawaii sheep!
DEB appeared!
...ohhhh crap.
DEB: YOU @#$%'N IDIOT! NEVER TRY TO CUT UP
PICTURES OF PINK KAWAII SHEEP!
DEB used UBER-KAWAIINESS!
Setting: Burnt Wreckage
...uh...ow?
DEB disappeared!
KAWAII POWERS disappeared!
METALMIKE appeared!
METALMIKE: What? Who destroyed IOA! I still
need it for plot!
METALMIKE used WEBMASTERNESS!
Setting: IOA
GAVEL: Why doesnt 0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL have
arms yet?
Sir, Deb interfered with our plans.
<mIRCroWritingPB> LYING IS A HOBBIT
...right.
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