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An EARTHQUAKE splits the ground!
NARRATOR falls into deep chasm!
MURKROW jumps from NARRATOR before it dies an awful, agonizing death!
WHITE SMOKE VERSION has no NARRATOR!
There are no MISSINGNOs!
It half deleted itself in its confusion!
 

DOOMPUFF was deleted!
JACK went insane!
Most wild Pokemon went INSANE!
AHHH!!!
Webmaster looks at WHITE SMOKE VERSION in horror!
Rabid squirrells are chasing after eachother in helecopter skateboards with Nuclear Candy!
MetalMike renames WHITE SMOKE VERSION BLOOD VERSION!
HARDHAT finds himself in a tree!
Whooo......now what.
NARRATOR tells HARDHAT what happened!
Hey, didnt you die?
NARRATOR explains that the wonderful MetalMike brought him back!
Is Murkrow still controlling you?
I AM MURKROW!!
Whoops.
HARDHAT falls out of tree!
HARDHAT's hardhat protects his skull!
HARDHAT is slightly confused!
It slightly hurt itself in it's slightly confusion!
Ow.
Maybe I should use this Confuse heal....
OAK: HARDHAT! THIS IS THE TIME TO USE THAT!
Then why dont you let me?
OAK: Because I am INSANE!!!! BLUHAHAHAHA!
OAK! Crazy Stan will get you for that!
HARDHAT is confused!
It healed itself in its confusion!
AKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
HARDHAT looks up and sees radioactive deleted dolls with microwaveable garbage bags in tow! (only 59 Yen!)
HARDHAT is confused!
It healed itself in it's confusion!
HARDHAT stands up!
The battle is over!
Huh, what battle!
END!
But, there wasn't a bat-
END!!!!

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Battle Seven: Double Murkrow
Player: Narracrow(formally Murkrow), Record{2-1-1}(last battle: loss vs. narrator)
Setting:  Former Forest

Huh? Why is my name Narracrow?
NARRACROW says it is because I am the Narrator!
Wait, I'm the Narrator...oh, and you're me!
NARRACROW says that that is altogether too obvious!
You sound very positive.
NARRACROW is getting angry at NARRACROW!
What? How can I get mad at myself...gaah! There's two of me! But we can both narrate!
NARRACROW says that it happened because they are in the Chaos version and the webmaster of the Cold and Shiver versions Copied and Pasted you and Umbreon into his version!
NARRACROW says that it was created accidently when this happened!
Great. So now I'm going to fight myself.
NARRACROW wants to FIGHT!
This is going to look GREAT on my record...
NARRACROW thinks it will look even BETTER on ITS record!
You're not going to HAVE a record, I'm going to kill you!
SIX DOOMPUFFS appeared!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
1st DOOMPUFF says Doom doom puff doom! TRANSLATED: We belong to OAK!
2nd DOOMPUFF says DoomPuff Doom doom Doompuff! TRANSLATED: Another version sent us here!
3rd DOOMPUFF says Doompuff Doom doom! TRANSLATED:They used to want to kill things!
4th DOOMPUFF says DOOOOOOOMPUFF! TRANSLATED: It changed when they came to this version!
That's because we're all insane, welcome to the crowd.(good thing i had a narrator translator)
5th DOOMPUFF says Doompu puff Doom! TRANSLATED: We love grass!
6th DOOMPUFF says DoompuffDoom! TRANSLATED: Got any?
uh, look around.
DOOMPUFFs see acres of GRASS!
DOOMPUFFs open their mouths!
RATTATA appeared!
Ha! A weak little Rattata! Get'm, Doompuffs!
RATTATA snapped 3rd DOOMPUFF in half!
Uh. Oh.
NARRACROW says that Blood version made Rattatas super strong, but HP still remained the same!
Ok, this'll be easy. I'll just use my gubenarratorial powers...
RATATTA fainted for no apparent reason!
NARRACROW still wants to fight!
BATTLE ENDED!
What? bu-
BATTLE IS OVER!

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Battle Eight: A New Villian
Player: Emperor Jack , Record{0-0-1}(last battle: loss versus Umbreon)
Setting:  Former Forest

BLUHAHAHAHA!
Oh,no...
BLUHAHAHAHA! I can now conquer the world! BLUHAHAHA!
NARRACROW reminds JACK that he is supposed to be dignified!
Dignity! WHO needs DIGNITY! BLUHAHAHAHA!
NARRACROW asks what JACK is laughing at!
The blue text that I am talking in! IT'S SUCH A MESSED UP COLOR! BLUHAHAHA!
NARRACROW yells for JACK to regain his senses!
I am not Jack anymore! The chaos in this world and the little voices in my head have shown my ways to be wrong! I am...OCCHION!
JACK was renamed OCCHION!
NO! I WILL NOT TRADE MY COUNTRY FOR A MOOGLE CHARM!
NARRACROW wants to know who Jac-OCCHION is talking too!
Not Jacocchion! Wait, I like that name!
OCCHION was renamed JACOCCHION!
NO! I WILL NOT TRADE MY COUNTRY FOR A MOOGLE CHARM!
NARRACROW is confused!
It healed itself in its confusion!
The little voices in my head are so strange.. NO! I WILL NOT TRADE MY COUNTRY FOR A MOOGLE CHARM!
NARRACROW is losing his patience!
NARRACROW wants JACK to cut the onion, now!
NARRACROW says he also hates this censoring service!
I WILL NOT TRADE MY COUNTRY FOR A MOOGLE CHARM!
NARRACROW has an IDEA!
JACOCCHION traded his COUNTRY for a MOOGLE CHARM!
Oh,onion! I did not!
JACOCCHION has a MOOGLE CHARM!
Urrh...what does this thing do?
MOOGLE appeared!
Wow! It attracts MOOGLES! Go, me! I need to catch this! BLUHAHAHA!
NARRACROW wants to know what a MOOGLE is!
It's a little being that can destroy anything.
Then...um...
Go, me!
GO, JACOCCHION!
Hmmm.....METRONOME!
JACOCCHION used METRONOME!
The METRONOME chose a random MOVE!
METRONOME chose METRONOME!
JACOCCHION used METRONOME!
The METRONOME chose a random MOVE!
METRONOME chose METRONOME!
JACOCCHION used METRONOME!
The METRONOME chose a random MOVE!
METRONOME chose BIDE!
JACOCCHION used BIDE!
Finally...
MOOGLE used DESTROY!
JACOCCHION was fully destroyed!
JACOCCHION unleashed energy, then fainted!
MOOGLE was fully destroyed!
NARRACROW used Pokeball!
MOOGLE was caught!
NARRACROWclone appeared!
END!
END!

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Short Filler
Player: MetalMike(webmaster), Record{0-0-0}
Setting:  Earth, Webmaster(MetalMike)'s room

Good. I am finally ready to write myself in.
PORTAL to BLOOD VERSION APPEARED!
METALMIKE entered PORTAL!
 

Setting: Jack's castle ruins
Perfect.
NARRACROW bows!
Aha! And NARRACROW is here! I have a feeling that if you are bowing before me, you want something...
NARRACROW says it wants METALMIKE to destroy the NARRACROWclone!
Na... He's in outer space-not my realm.
NARRACROW asks why?
I think he's trying to mine something from another version-he thinks the versions are like planets. Fool... but this battle is for Jacocchion...

Player: Narracrowclone
Setting: Narracrowclone's SpaceShip, outer space
In A.D. 2001
OPERATOR says that we get signal!
What !
OPERATOR says main screen turn on!
It's You !!
JACOCCHION: How are you gentlepokemen !!
JACOCCHION: All your base are belong to us.
This is a pathetically easy battle.
JACCOCHION faints for no appare-
NARRACROW appears and says:
JACCOCHION cannot faint!
WHAT! Why are you helping him?
NARRACROW says that all he wants is for YOU to be destroyed!
But I can undo whatever you do!
NARRACROWclone says that JACOCCHION can faint!
JACOCCHION fainted for no appare-
METALMIKE appeared!
JACOCCHION gasped!
MECHANIC gasped!
OPERATOR gasped!
NARRACROWclone gasped!
gasp
METALMIKE used PORTAL!
NARRACROWclone and NARRACROW were sent to...THE FIRST BLOOD TOURNAMENT!
JACOCCHION was sent back to BLOOD version!
METALMIKE used END!
BATTLE ENDED!

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Battle Nine: Emmortus
Player: Emmortus, Record {0-0-0}
Setting: Reality

I AM EMMORTUS, THE IMMORTAL WEBMASTER WHO CANNOT BE KILLED!
METALMIKE appeared!
Who are you?
METALMIKE says that he is the WEBMASTER, not you!
Why did you say he, dont all NARRATORS say it?
NARRATOR says that it is because METALMIKE is the WEBMASTER!
I am the webmaster! Hear me, for I AM EMMORTUS, THE IMMORTAL WEB-
METALMIKE interrupts!
METALMIKE says that he has a special job for you!
What?
METALMIKE dragged EMMORTUS into the PORTAL TO BLOOD VERSION!

Setting: Blood Version

METALMIKE tells you to practice your line!
OH FINE! HEAR ME, FOR I AM EMMORTUS, THE IMMORTAL WEBPAGE WHO CANNOT BE KILLED!
METALMIKE approves!
I wouldnt of been weasled into this if you hadn't scared me by exploding those SQUIRRELLS...

Setting: Reality, 1 day later
Player: MetalMike

METALMIKE calls SVWEBMASTER!
Hello? Yea, Im planning a crossover, will you...
SVWEBMASTER says he has a DETCHER on his hands!
A WHAT?!
SVWEBMASTER hung up!
Onion!
METALMIKE calls CRIMSONKING!
CRIMSONKING says YOU ONION!
Sorry, CK, we're on a Blood battle now...BLUHAHAHAHA!
CRIMSONKING hung up!
METALMIKE slammed down the phone angrily!
I'll just write a fake crossover then.
METALMIKE started to type!

Setting: Blood Version, HardHat's pathetic little makeshift hut
Player: HardHat
PORTAL to ONION VERSION appeared!
WTO!
Theres only one thing the NARRATOR can do!
Continued next time, in... BLOOD BATTLE TEN!

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Battle Ten: Onion Version crossover
Player: HardHat, Record {0-0-2}
Setting: HardHat's pathetic little makeshift hut

PORTAL to ONION VERSION appeared!
WTO!
ONION appeared!
ONION'sSON appeared!
ONION's FATHER appeared!
WTO!
NARRACROW repeats your statement!
ONION wants to know where he is!
Blood version. The webmaster is MetalMike, the Narrator is a huge disembodied crow.
NARRACROW!
Right.
ONION's SON wants to fight!
Son of an onion!
ONION's SON looks at you oddly and says that you are right!
This is REALLY stupid.
METALMIKE appeared!
METALMIKE agrees with you!
METALMIKE deleted ONION VERSION and all ONIONS!
METALMIKE copied ASH, PIKACHU, MISTY, and BROCK from Pokemon and pasted them in BLOOD VERSION!
METALMIKE disappeared!

Player: Ash Ketchum, Record {0-0-0}

I am ASH, from A SLICE OF BREAD!
NARRACROW laughs and remembers AZURE VERSION, Battle #23!
Wow, I made the NARRATOR laugh?
HARDHAT is confused!
It healed itself in it's confusion!
What crazy world is this?
NARRACROW says that you are in BLOOD VERSION!
BROCK says that he has never heard of BLOOD VERSION!
NARRACROW rolls his eyes and explains that it is only #83!
MISTY pities BLOOD VERSION!
Yea..whatever
PIKACHU says PIKA PI!
METALMIKE appeared!
METALMIKE asked ASH, PIKACHU, MISTY, and BROCK if they want to help him earn BQ!
Uh...I guess...
METALMIKE says thats great, now be funny!
METALMIKE disappeared!
Riiiight.
PORTAL from POKEMON appeared!
JIGGLYPUFF came through!
PORTAL closed!
JIGGLYPUFF used SING!
z z z z z z z z z z
EVERYONE fell asleep!
METALMIKE fell asleep!
BATTLE stopped being written and ended!

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