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                   Welcome to Blood VERSION!

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J0! Metalmike here! WARNING: These battles may be ran a little differently than Jason runs PokeBattles!
When (and if) you see grey, It is a Webmaster intrusion into the story!
Latest update: January 21, 2002: FANFIC PART ONE!!!! Click HERE I'm STILL too la dont have time to archive 31-35. ^_^;

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Battle Thirty-Seven: Enter Ade
Date: January 20, 2001
Setting: Secret Area of Blood
Player: Conar

<GigaVirus> Wait a minute, If Mike is writing a battle, that means he's gonna start quoting us!
* GigaVirus hides
<DittRO> Watch him quote that :P
<mIRCroWritingPB> Yup
* mIRCroWritingPB quotes Giga

... THAT was interesting...
CRETIN: Certainly was, boss.
Now then...on with the operations. Send someone down to contact IOA of our intentions.
CRETIN: Right boss.

Setting: MetalMike's Room
Player: MetalMike

WHERE THE @#$% IS IOA?!
What? O_O;;; How do you just LOSE an entire ORGANIZATION?
They've moved their base of operations elsewhere! And I CANT FIND THEM!
Why dont you send out some new characters to find them? They can be your presence in the version while you slack off-uh, rest.
...Well, why not.
METALMIKE launched CHARACTER MAKER 4.0!

<Silence> You know you can trust your spoooooooonge friiiiiends.

METALMIKE pressed INSERT RANDOM PERSON INTO VERSION button!
O_O;;;
Uh... I meant to press INSERT RANDOM NEW CHARACTER.
@#$%

Setting: Circle Path
Player: Ade

ADE was INSERTED!
HAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL! I HA- WHAT THE HELL???
Welcome to BLOOD VERSION!
...Oh my GOD! I was about to deal the finishing blow to- wait, did you say Blood version!?
....noooo, I said GHOST VERSION. What do you think?!? Read the pretty words on the top of the page, genius.
Alright! I think thats-wait, who runs Blood again?
...-.- I wont even mention the top of the page this time....MetalMike runs it.
ADE suddenly SHOT OFF like a ROCKET!
FIND CONAR...

Setting: MetalMike's Room
Player: MetalMike

<GigaVirus> Fool, ceilings are my territory.
* DittRO hugs the ceiling fan
<DittRO> They are also edible
<mIRCroWritingPB> Yet another DittRO quote.

Okay, you HAVE to tell me. Just WHAT IS UP with you and Conar?!
I guess I owe an explaination, but I'm saving that for the fanfic =D sorry.
..FANFIC? Urrh, you never even finished Blood War!
...oh yea. oops.

Setting: Secret Area of Blood: Conar's Meeting Room
Player: Conar

We have here a representative of IOA by the name of TEAPOT. W-
ADE burst in!
...ADE! I thought you were eaten by a whole bunch of Komodo Dragons!
ADE: Conar! I- no, I knew you were alive.
Yup, thats Ade -.-; always with those hyphens in his sentences.

<mIRCroWritingPB> HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING MY BRAIN, GIGA
<GigaVirus> THE VOODOO CURSE IS FINALLY WORKING
<MrKite> nevermind, I ran this over last night
<mIRCroWritingPB> Deb has....COOOTIES EWWWWW
<mIRCroWritingPB> >=P

.......I'm naked right now, but I'm wearing clothes so you cant tell!

I HEAR VOICES......AND THEY DONT LIKE YOU!

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Battle Thirty-Six: A break from IOA
Date: January 11, 2002
Setting: Fanfic Narrator's Abode
Player: Fanfic Narrator

So...
over at IOA, no progress has been made yet...
it is Floap instead who has set out to find who is watching her!
IOA III.
Ah crap, this has gone LONG ENOUGH. I'm tired of this IOA storyline!

We interrupt this program for an important message. We at Blood have detected an emergency situation located in Battle 35. We have found the following lines.

METALMIKE appeared!
METALMIKE: What? Who destroyed IOA! I still need it for plot!

An IMPOSTER WEBMASTER is scurrying around Blood! Yes, thats right. As soon as we saw the word 'plot' in a battle we brought it to the real webmaster, who almost went ballistic with rage.
THATS RIGHT, BALLISTIC! AND I WANT THIS IMPOSTER TO SHOW HIMSELF IMMEDIATLY!

Setting: Secret place in Blood
Player: Imposter Webmaster

Wow!! My plan is working better then I had ever dreamed! I am introducing the concept of 'plot' to this insane version by calling attention to myself! It is all working perfectly.
MEGAMAN(Narrator): Master, we have infiltrated the Blood Version Intelligence Agency and are beginning to capture a few of the agents and are bringing  them into our brotherhood.
Good. Bring them in.
HARDHAT, BURGER, and TIRE entered!
HARDHAT: What is going on? Why was this area created, really? And who exactly ARE you?
Good question. My name is Conar. I have a long history with your webmaster, MetalMike.
TIRE: What did he do to you that is making you do such a horrible thing as bring in...ppplll...plllot *gasp*?
CONAR used LAUGH!
When you have learned enough you will know not to ask silly questions...
CONAR used LEVER!
TIRE, HARDHAT, and BURGER fell into PRISON CHAMBER!

Setting: IOA
Player: Gavel

STAPLERS: Sir, we have found a secret area in Blood Version. Apparently, this area is not known to anyone; not even to MetalMike himself. If we moved our operations there...
Excellent. CARRY ON!

Setting: MetalMike's room
Player: MetalMike

As of now, I would like to apologise for the unfunnyness of the above part of the battle. I'll see what I can do.
METALMIKE cranks RANDOM LEVEL to DANGEROUSLY RANDOM!
Hehhheehehehe....

Setting: House
Player: Child

Oooo, whats that? Angel...
CHILD reaches for ANGEL!
Ooo....almost there..
DAD: NO! Thats not an angel thats a-
got itACK ZAZZZAZZPAPZZZAZ
DAD: BUG ZAPPER!
OWWWWWW GERROF O_O;;;;
DAD uses UNPLUG!
*sizzling sounds* ooooo.....owwwww.....
DAD: What on earth made that look like an angel to you??
It STILL looks like an angel to me, daddy!
MOM comes in and ATTEMPTS to SHOVE A PIECE of BREAD into BUG ZAPPER!
-.-;
MOM: Let me just toast your breZZAZPZPAZPZPAZPACKOWW
DAD: URRH....

<Flashfire> 'the object of this game is to die as many times as you can.. without dying.'

....right then.
And now for MORE really weird random things!

Setting: Auditorium at your school-Light booth
Player: Alex

ALEX watches PLAY, waiting for LIGHT CUES!
Spotlight now...okay then.
ALEX activates SPOTLIGHT!
DAD: Thats not a spotlight! Thats a-
How did YOU get in here anyway?
EXPLOSION is heard!
DAD: rocket launcher!
STAR IN PLAY: uh....OWWWWW......Help here...?

<Valefor> i would but there are no strawberries on the premesis

STAR IN PLAY:....uh.....yea....
SPECTATORS gasps!
SPECTATORS is renamed MARVIN THE MOLE!
....uh, who's Marvin the Mole?
I dont know! Dont bother me now, I'm trying to write a battle here!
MARVIN: All I wanted to do was remain a simple dirt dweller, until some nut shows up at my door with the name Metal M-
METALMIKE used DEL KEY!
MARVIN was DELETED!
Its kind of weird that you can just DO that....

Setting: Insane Asylum
Player: John Jee Harvey Longbottom Smithers III

Actually the answers are: No, Maybe, Maybe.
Kram, Gerg. Gerg, Kram.
Word to your monkey!
Hang on... I’m rolling on the floor laughing.
Plums!
Chicks dig it.
They killed Kenny!
NURSE: Uh...sir....you arent about to think anything in here is something destructive like in the last portions, are you?
SHUT UP AND START SQUEEZING THE MONKEYS, PICKLE!?!?!
NURSE:...that made...so....much.....sense...........Oo;;;
Are you the police? No ma'am, we're musicians!

<haunter_uk> ...That actually sounds wronger o.o;;

Wrong-urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh
NURSE: Sometimes I wonder WHY I took this job.
MENDIN: Why the hell am I here? I'm not insane!
CHARGON: Yes you are, puny f00!
KITE: AHHHH! ANIME NURSES!
NURSE: What?! Where!?!
JASONR: Oh, MetalMike is going to die for this.
TOBYM: NEED.....MY......COFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Battle Thirty-Five: IOA II
Date: December 22, 2001
Setting: Fanfic Narrator's Abode
Player: Fanfic Narrator

IOA.

A tale of heart-rendering chaos, torture, and destruction.
....no, it doesn't have anything to do with Dacta's real identity, fools!
..
..
x.x

Setting: IOA
Player: 0.5 Mechanical Pencil

Floap.....Floap.....Floap?
FLOAP: Hm, it's times like this that make me feel like I'm being watched by an evil group of pencils and such.....and eating Twizzlers...
DUMP TRUCK: Is she psychic?
Who cares?....Floap....
DUMP TRUCK: What the hell is wrong with you-
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL used SPEAR!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL attempted to spear a LARGE DUMP TRUCK!
METALMIKE thinks this wont end well...
This wont end well.
...thinking out loud.
DUMP TRUCK....DIED!
O_o
YOU KILLED THE DUMP TRUCK!
It was only a dump truck.

<MetalMike> It wasnt a dump truck, it was a super Commando Assault Vehicle!

...O_o;;;;;;;;;;
...MetalMike. why the hell are you so surprised at your own quote?
I said that?
Yes.
Uh...typo.
.
...what did you mean to say?
Uh......I meant to say....Merry Christmas!
.
Where'd YOU learn to type, anyway?
GAVEL: Why the heck are just WATCHING the Floap? We need someone to capture her! Any volunteers?
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL used RAISE HAND!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL has no HANDS!
Attack failed!
--;
GAVEL: No volunteers?
ME!
GAVEL: Dont shout out. Raise your hand.
...I dont have any hands, you mendin.
GAVEL: Ah yes, hm. We'll need to solve that wont we. SURGEONS!
STAPLERS appear!
STAPLERS: Hold on, we're worshipping the great Kite. We drew lots of kawaii pink sheep and thats why we fell in love with medicine!
...what does medicine have to do with pink kawaii sheep....
STAPLERS: Ah, thats our art! We have discovered that kawaiiness actually heals the body in giving cells replenishing kawaii power! So our drawings of pink kawaii sheep are our tools!
STAPLERS: Okay, done worshipping! Come into our room!
...wait, you're those insane staplers! I dont want to be operated on by insane staplers!!
STAPLERS drag you into the OPERATING ROOM!

Setting: Operating room
Player: Stapler #1

Alright now, bring out the Kawaii Pink Sheep pictures!
STAPLER #2 brings out KAWAII PINK SHEEP!
Strap down the patient!
STAPLER #3 straps down 0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL!
You see the pink kawaii sheep. Look at the pink kawaii sheep. You like the pink kawaii sheep. You are the pink kawaii sheep. You bleat.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: Bah.
Good, its working.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: No its not! I wasnt saying Bah like a sheep, I was saying it as in Bah Humbug!
Hm. Lets try this again.
You see the pink kawaii sheep.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: I see the sheep...
You like the pink kawaii sheep.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: I like the sheep...
You are the pink kawaii sheep.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL: I am the sheep...
You bleat.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL used SONIC BLEAT!
AHH! MY EARS! I FORGOT THE EARPLUGS!
STAPLER #2: Eardrums...popping

* mIRCroWritingPB pops
<mIRCroWritingPB> ..
<mIRCroWritingPB> wait no.

...well THAT helped.
STAPLER #3 used PUTEARMUFFSONEVERYONE!
Thank you, #3. We owe you our lives.
STAPLER #3: You know,  I DO have a name other then #3.
Yea yea...anyway.
THE KAWAII POWERS COMMAND YOU TO SPROUT ARMS!
KAWAII POWERS appeared!
KAWAII POWERS: Dude, where's my car?
Urrh, um, I dont know, is that a concern of me?
KAWAII POWERS: You stole my car didnt you.
...no, dammit. I need you to make this pencil sprout arms.
KAWAII POWERS: What? You dare order the brother of a famous movie star to sprout arms from a pencil?
...what?!?
KAWAII POWERS: I'm KAWAII POWERS! I'm the brother of AUSTIN POWERS!
No, you're an idiot. Now do what I say or I cut up this picture of a pink kawaii sheep!
DEB appeared!
...ohhhh crap.
DEB: YOU @#$%'N IDIOT! NEVER TRY TO CUT UP PICTURES OF PINK KAWAII SHEEP!
DEB used UBER-KAWAIINESS!

Setting: Burnt Wreckage

...uh...ow?
DEB disappeared!
KAWAII POWERS disappeared!
METALMIKE appeared!
METALMIKE: What? Who destroyed IOA! I still need it for plot!
METALMIKE used WEBMASTERNESS!

Setting: IOA

GAVEL: Why doesnt 0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL have arms yet?
Sir, Deb interfered with our plans.

<mIRCroWritingPB> LYING IS A HOBBIT

...right.

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Battle Thirty Four: IOA!!!
Date: December 10, 2001
Setting: Fanfic Narrator's Abode
Player: Fanfic Narrator

On December the second, two thousand and one...
...Sandy Version released its new character, Floap...
This floating peach ball of soap soon caught the eye of a certain group...

IOA.

In theaters...today.

Setting: IOA
Player: 0.5 Mechanical Pencil

WE'RE STRAYING OFF THE SUBJECT!!!
GAVEL: But we have to deal with those insane staplers!
STAPLERS: I'm a littttttle teaaaapot! Short, and stout!
TEAPOT: No, I'M a little teapot.
Look, forget the staplers! We need to get that peice of Floating Soap!
TABLE facefaults!
GAVEL: Where the hell did THAT come from??!?!
Don't you even READ Blood Version?!?
TEAPOT: Does anyone?
 --; look, the fanfic narrator said we have to get Floap from Sandy Version.
GAVEL: Oh yea! Well, lets FORCE HER TO BE PART OF THE IOA! HAHAHAHA

<MrKite> poor thing
<mIRCroWritingPB> yea
<Domingows> such a shame

Well that was out of context O_o
GAVEL: Now, how do we-
STAPLERS: What is our purpose, our place in life?!?

<MrKite> it's your place to draw kawaii pink sheep and stuff

Good god, that was...really really whacked up.
Uh, is the webmaster alright?

<mIRCroWritingPB> Kite, say something stupid.
<MrKite15> something stupid

TEAPOT: No. The webmaster is defidently not 'alright'.
WE'RE STILL STRAYING OFF THE SUBJECT!
GAVEL: Here is the camera, so we can watch in on FLOAP!
Great, now we need to get it into Sandy Version....
TABLE: Someone can bring it in through Ghost!
Or I suppose we could always act insane in front of MetalMike, he might just blast us randomly into Sandy..
TABLE: O_o;;
GAVEL: o_O
TEAPOT: O_o

<Duo[anticipatingBW]> o_O

Urrh, seeing all those big eyes is freaking me out.
Anyway, I'm going to go bring that camera down.
Cya.

Setting: Circle Path

Why the hell am I here?
Well, this is a perfect time to say my evil plans out loud to the air!
AHEM!
HA! Little do they know that I've already seen Floap! They dont know her celestial beauty!
MWAH!
Uh, she's soap. How pretty can she be? O_O
Doh, where'd you come from?!
Im the narrator. Im always here. O_o
Well., anyway...better check this camera..

* Silence checks other thing
<Silence> K, there

Oh, thanks!....wait, where'd you come from?
Silence is everywhere....
ACK! ITS A WORLD FULL OF ROBBY!
METALMIKE appeared!
hm, why dont I try it, cant hurt.
I HAVE A FUNNY LEG, FUNNY LEG
METALMIKE: Are you doing that just so  I will get angry and kick you into a version such as SANDY?
......no!
METALMIKE: Alright then.
...so, arent you going to blast me?
METALMIKE: No, why?
Because I call you METAL MIKE.
METALMIKE used SMITE!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL SMITED into SANDY VERSION!

Setting: Sandy Version

THE HELL!?!?!
That was weird.

<Silence> <Fans> BLOOD. *rip hole in wall*
<Silence> They're so kawaii ;.;
<Duo[anticipatingBW]> They are going to convert to Blood Version fans :P

...that was even weirder.
SOMEONE appeared!
Who is it?
...SOMEONE! I just told you!
SOMEONE reveals it's identity!

<Duo[anticipatingBW]> SECRET.... ASIAN MAAAAAAN~~

SOMEONE: NO! O_o
SOMEONE is FLOAP!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL got that thing that they do in animes with the hearts in the background and stuff....
Cheesy.
What should I do???!?

<Kirby-no-Osekkai> KING OF HEARTO! SHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Uh, no...thanks.
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL used SET UP CAMERA!
CAMERA was FULLY SET UP!
0.5 MECHANICAL PENCIL ran!

FLOAP: It's times like these that make me want to eat Twizzlers.

<Silence> Mmm, floating twizzlers
<Silence> .... of soap
<mIRCroWritingPB> Yum?
<Silence> I made it myself! *dance*

Scary.

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Battle Thirty-Three: THERE IS NO SPACE IN METAL MI METALMIKE! or Ode to Bubble-Wrap
Date: November 26, 2001
Setting: Whi Blood House
Player: Bubba Lister Wrap

Whoohoo! *pop* I cant believe I *pop* made it into office!
NEWSCASTER appeared!
NEWSCASTER: Greetings, Mister President!
Gree-*pop*-tings.
NEWSCASTER: Now, what was your name again?
Bub L. Wrap.
NEWSCASTER:....right. Well the-
*pop*
NEWSCASTER: Uh, could you stop with the bubble wrap, sir?
What? *pop* Never! It has *pop* so many uses!
NEWSCASTER: ..okayyyy then. So. What are your veiws on the current problem of hunger in Blood?
Well of *pop* COURSE! They can eat bubb *pop* le wrap!
NEWSCASTER:..Of course they can....yea. How exactly did you get into office?
I dont know! I was just *pop* popping bubble wrap during the debates whenever my opponent talked, and-
NEWSCASTER: I see. Well, Mr. Wrap, what do you plan to do for the problem of the homeless?
I have already ordered 4,000 houses built of bubble wrap. They are *pop* sturdy, AND cheap.
NEWSCASTER: Where are these bubble houses being built?!
All around Square Path.
NEWSCASTER: But I live on-
Yes, I forgot to mention, we *pop* had to knock down all the houses there too.
NEWSCASTER: What!? Well, I have my summer house on Tr-
And the project's commencing on *pop* Triangle Path right now too. 3,000 houses there.
NEWSCASTER: Gah!

Setting: Triangle Path
Player: Lemon

Look at this!
How can we go on a quest with all these bubble wrap houses!?
DEMON: Ick. This is awful!
Maybe we should try Square Path.

Setting: Square Path
Player: Demon

LEMON: Good god! Has the president gone insane??!?!
MR. WRAP: Luckily for you I was popping  *pop* bubble wrap and didnt hear that sentence.
Mr. President, you have befouled our questing areas!
MR. WRAP: Questing are-
GENERAL appeared!
GENERAL: Now wait just a second, this whole thing has gotten a bit too silly.
Hey! Get back into the Monty Python tape, now!
GENERAL disappeared!
METALMIKE appeared!
METALMIKE: Okay, dont make me angry today, Im pissed...MikauKaiou became the 232,644th person to spell my name with a space. I mean, please. 'Metal Mike'. How stupid is that?
Has anyone EVER spelled Metal Mike right?
METALMIKE: Jason did once- hey, you just spelled it with a space, didnt you?
METALMIKE used FINAL FLUSH!
METALMIKE: Gah.
METALMIKE used FINAL FLASH!
...GaHZHAsush
MR. WRAP: Perhaps some bubble wrap will help, si-
DEMON fainted!
MR.WRAP: Aw, what a *pop* pity. The bubble wrap could have saved him.
METALMIKE: -.= Alright, I tire of you.
METALMIKE used WEBMASTARIAN powers!
ALL BUBBLE WRAP was sent to SECRETAREA!
MR.WRAP: No No non nonononnono!!!! WHERE IS THE AREA! MUST FIND GAH@SDFJwiruaWEA
LEMON: Perhaps some bubble wrap would help him.
METALMIKE: I think not.
 

Yea, you think not.
 

I just dissed myself, didnt I?
 

Oh well. Just post comments.
 

NOW.

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Battle Thirty-Two: 10 More to Go
Date: November 8, 2001
Setting: Town Square of Blood
Player: DeMon

METALMIKE: Listen, my characters. The webmaster of New Shadow is coming to retrieve his seal. Luckily enough haunter was smart enough to bring it to Ghost. We must guard that portal. If anyone asks you, say 'Fuzzy Sock has it." Fuzzy Sock, you will say 'Farmer has it." I deleted that character and with any luck Mikau will have a hard time stealing poor haunter's pet.
But sir, Mikau needs it for a good reason, doesnt h-
MORON! If Mikau has that, he will be 1/7 of the way closer to sealing my poor cousin's powers!
Is that...bad?
OF COURSE ITS BAD!
METALMIKE: Ahem, Im sorta in a hurry-
Oh yes, of course sir. You have to get back to- what was it? Something called a l-i-f-e?
METALMIKE: ....sometimes my own characters amaze me.
Back in the United Steaks of America?
METALMIKE: But not for long -.-
REAL WORLD PORTAL appeared!
METALMIKE jumped into REAL WORLD PORTAL!
REAL WORLD PORTAL disappeared!

Setting: Around the Corner
Player: Gavel

If there was just some way to get into that portal! We could terrorise the WORLD!
EVIL LAUGH.mp3

Setting: Blood Version Intelligence Agency (BVIA)
Player: HardHat

Perfect. I've secured a job here. Now to carry it out. Lets see here.
HARDHAT takes LIST!
Hmm...Odd. "Create boundaries for a new section of land in Blood, kept secret from MetalMike"?
O_o What? Whats going on!?
I dont know. Lets see..."Establish MegaMan as the Narrator in this area"?! O_O
What are they planning to do?
I cant tell. Something..odd.

Setting: New Shadow Version
Player: Mikau

Now lets see..seal in Blood's next.
Greetings.
What? who said that?
Why, me. Im Megaman, Blood's Narrator. Im here to..*ahem*..escort you to Blood Version.
Well, fine then. Lets go.

Setting: New area of Blood

Welcome to Blood.
But where is everything I read about? Salmon? Lemon? Demon???
uh, *gulp*....hey, look! Fuzzy Sock!
Fuzzy Sock: Hi ^_^
And there is Who!
WHO: Hi.
And He!
HE: Hello.
What? Who is he?
Who is he.
WHO: Who is me.
The hell? Where is he?
He is here.
HE: Hi.
VIVI-HATER: Forsooth!
Vivi-Hater seems to be able to travel beetween versions pretty easily...
Hey! There is Where!
WHERE: J0.
Where is he?
Yes, thats right.
WHERE: Where is me.
You should know.
WHERE: Know what?
VIVI-HATER: Thou art a fishmonger!
Well, are we quoting from Hamlet then?
I guess o_o
"To give them seals NEVER, my heart's consent."
Real quote.
..hey!
You'll not get it from us...
HE: Ha.

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Battle Thirty-One: Sprite is not a soda!
Date: October 20, 2001
Setting: Diablo I
Player: Lemon

What?? Where am I????
....The setting is about 4 lines up. -.-
Ah yes. Well then...WHY THE HELL?
Why the hell; exactly. You're in the hell level.
o_O Ack?
DEMON appeared!
Heya, DeMon.
...Its a DIFFERENT KIND OF DEMON, F00.
DEMON wants to FIGHT!
...Ooook.
DEMON used LITTLE SQUEAL!
........the HEL- Oh wait.
LEMON used CITRIC ACID!
I DONT HAVE ANY DAMN CITRIC ACID!!!!
D_Crow appeared!
What the- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The horror, the horror!
What????
its DYSLEXIC CROW!
D_Crow never appeared in any battles after you came to exist, you fool.
.....whatever.
D_Crow: ...enob a god a evig kcawyddap kcank kcink a dnA
LEMON tips his HAT!
I dont have a hat, jerk.
...LEMON's CITRIC ACID must've ATE THROUGH his HAT!
HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU???
D_CROW: .emoh gnillor emac nam dlo sihT

Setting: Mike's C:\ Drive
Player: Rejected Sprite

Rejected Sprite??? Is that my name?
Well, for now. Until people realise what you look like.
Huh? How CANT you know what I look like! I'm a-
SHHH!
D_CROW appeared!
D_CROW: ?...lleh eht tahW
I could be asking the same question. o_O;;
D_CROW: ????uoy era tahw ,yawynA....aixelsyd ym tuoba yrrow tnod ,hO
Im a-
SHUT UP, RETART.
DEB appeared!
DEB: OMG, you look like me...except.....urrh?
SHHHH!!!
DEB: o_O;;
Im scary, arent I? You know, the whole banana in my ear and-
...-.-
Fine.
REJECTED SPRITE was renamed FRUIT DEB!
...
DEB: ...could you think of a worse name.
Yeah, of course. Like pimp Deb or some-
DEB: Alright, thats enough ><
You know, Im wondering why Mike makes Deb sprites anyway.
I have EVERYONE from PB...lets see...Skyler in a lampshade....Kite in a tree...
o_O Kite in a tree?
Yea, hes stuck.
Anyway...Sheep in a box....Myself blasting Mendin into little tiny smithereens of dust that fall and vanish into the wind....
....ack?
FRUIT DEB hurt itself in its confusion!
Would you stop punching yourself in the face??? Im trying to list my sprites here.
ANYWAY....Jason and the Butcher from D1...
FRUIT DEB fainted!
Fuzzy Sock slung over a tree branch....
DEB: O_O
Mendin dieing in ice...
Mendin dieing in fire...
Mendin dieing in metal...

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Mendin dieing in water...
Mendin dieing in ice again...
Mendin dieing...