Mike was bored. He was at school, in Math class. What he really wanted was to jump into a Blood portal and-no, that would cause screaming and hysteria. And without a computer, Blood couldn't be monitored. Mike hated leaving the version alone; what had happened last time had been too much. His White Smoke was gone, and Blood in it's place.
     Mike's eyes continually flickered toward the clock...

 Meanwhile, in Blood Version...

     The Tire was rolling through the deserts of Blood with nothing better to do until the next update. It doubted being in the next battle anyway, but it had to try. Suddenly, Burger appeared.

     BURGER appeared!
     Not this again!!
     BURGER says ...

 The Tire gave up. It simply rolled down the sand dune, right at the Burger...

     SPLAT!
     What? Burger and Tire are evolving!
     Burger and Tire evolved into Sludge!

 So the Sludge rolled down the hill, waiting for MetalMike to do something with it. It had no doubt MetalMike could fix it.

     EVULROOT appeared!

 It looked like something other then Haunter_uk had entered from Sandy! Isn't this suspenseful? I bet no body can guess what will happen...

     SLUDGE fell in EVULROOT!
     What? SLUDGE is evilving!
     SLUDGE evilved into SLUDGEL!

 Meanwhile, in the real world...

 Mike was chatting with his friend Bob. The whole PokeBattles concept went right over everyone's head, but Bob had a basic understanding of what happened.
 "And then, the Narrator took of Da Camera Man's Arms!!!"
 Bob laughed with horrible fake laughter.
 "Now, let me update...AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
 Mike looked in horror at the events that brought up Sludgel. He quickly opened a portal and jumped through. His classmates watched in awe, and realising that the portal didnt close, Jack leaped through before it collapsed itself...

 In Blood Version,

 METALMIKE appeared!
 PSYCHICJACK appeared?
 
 "What??" roared MetalMike. "What are you doing here!! And where's Sludgel!"
 Sludgel had outsmarted even the Webmaster. He had crossed with MetalMike, and now had made it to the real world!!
 MetalMike read the above words. "urhhh...." He quckly opened a Portal and flew into the real world. This time, though, Jack was too late...

 In the real world,

 Sludgel popped out of the portal into Mike's classroom! Everyone gaped in shock. They had never seen anything like it!
 Mike leaped back out of the portal and stood to face Sludgel. In their shock, everyone had forgotten about PsychicJack.
 MetalMike needed a Narrator for the battle, since Sludgel was a Pokebattle creation. He quickly wrote one up.
 "READY>" said the Narrator...

 NARRATOR appeared!
 SLUDGEL appeared!
 METALMIKE appeared!
 SCARED-TO-THE-POINT-OF-DEATH-CLASSMATES appeared!

 Sludgel grinned evily at MetalMike. He had no recollection of who he was. All Sludgel knew was how to destroy. It looked like MetalMike was going to have to reveal his powers...

 METALMIKE was renamed mIRCrow!

 mIRCrow looked on at the scene. This was the Webmaster's favorite form when traveling in the Pokebattles universe- and strongest.

 mIRCrow used WEBMASTERIAN POWERS!
 SLUDGEL died!
 mIRCrow gained 3209427409489023489032849023849023804238940238409 EXP!
 mIRCrow was renamed MetalMike!
 
 
 

 Now, what was the point of all that, you may ask? To isolate PsychicJack in Blood Version...