Battle One Narracrow versus Narracrowclone  Ah ha! At last we meet to finish this fued! Wow. My clone is insane...what the onion! ONION appeared! ONION disappeared! Okay.... You'll be sorry for that comment! Go, Qwerty! Go, QWERTY! Yes, I just said that! A keyboard?! For a Pokemon!?!? HA! Go, Moogle! Go, MOOGLE! urrhh..... MOOGLE is still fully destroyed! Onion! I forgot to heal it! Ha! This is easy, I won against this Pokemon, right?! NARRATOR says no! What!?! MOOGLE is destroyed, but not fainted! Copier... QWERTY! use your asdfghjkl; attack! QWERTY used ASDFGHJKL;! The attack missed! ONION! Good, I wasnt sure what that attack would do... MOOGLE, use DESTROY! MOOGLE is loafing around! MOOGLE! get off that bread at once and attack! MOOGLE used DESTROY! QWERTY's Q,W,E,R,T,Y,U,I,O,P,A,S,D,F,G,H,J,K,L,Z,X,C,V,B,N and M keys were destroyed! WHAT THE ONION! QWERTY! Return! What?!? I didnt return it!? Go, ONION! Son of an ONION! ONION used SON OF AN ONION! ONION called MOOGLE a SON OF AN ONION! ONION realises MOOGLE is it's SON! ONION allied with MOOGLE! WHAT THE ONION! Ha! Alright then, Go Me! GO, NARRACROWclone! Moogle, use Destroy. Onion, use Son of an Onion! MOOGLE used DESTROY! The attack missed! Darn. ONION used SON OF AN ONION! ONION called NARRACROWclone a SON OF AN ONION! ONION realised that NARRACROWclone is it's SON! ONION allied with NARRACROWclone! Yes! ONION! ONION tells NARRACROWclone to go to his room for cursing before, even if the censor censored it! NARRACROWclone fainted! YES! END!

Battle Two Hardhat versus Jacocchion Bluhahahaha! At last we meet, Hardhat! Uh...dude...what straitjacket size are you? Bluhahahaha! You will be destroyed, son of an ONION! ONION appeared! ONION realised that HARDHAT is his SON! ONION allied with HARDHAT! Oh goody. ONION became HARDHAT's ACTIVE POKEMON! Bluhahahaha! Go,  Go, BLUHAHAHAHA! AKKK!!!! UH....Onion, use Onion Juice! ONION sent out ONION JUICE! ONION JUICE used JUICE! BLUHAHAHAHA has no eyes and is unaffected! Bluhahahaha! I will rule all! Now use BLUHAHAHAHA used I WILL RULE ALL! Stupid... BLUHAHAHAHA rules ALL! ALL fainted! Where did that ALL Pokemon com from? O well, Onion, use Deadly Roll! ONION used DEADLY ROLL! ONION sent out DINNER-ROLL-WITH-KNIVES-STICKING-OUT-OF-IT! Onion! Thats a long name... NARRATOR realises that you are right! DINNER-ROLL-WITH-KNIVES-STICKING-OUT-OF-IT was renamed DIRWKSOI! Just my luck...Dirwksoi, use spinning tackle! ONION says Dirwksoi is its Pokemon and wont obey you! ONION used TELL-DIRWKSOI-TO-USE-SPINNING-TACKLE! ... TELL-DIRWKSOI-TO-USE-SPINNING-TACKLE was renamed TEDITUST! ONION used TEDITUST! DIRWKSOI used SPINNING TACKLE! BLUHAHAHAHA lost the letters H, L, A, and U! BLUHAHAHAHA was renamed B! B, use Sting! NARRATOR thought that was a lame pun! Bluhahahaha! You shouldn't talk! NARRATOR is angry! NARRATOR allied with HARDHAT! B fainted! JACOCCHION fainted! No I didnt! BE QUIET! ... ... ... ... HARDHAT wins!