Battle Six: PsychicMike? MetalJack?
AKA: Psychic Jack was Bored again…
Date: January 11, 2002
Setting: Cold Version
Player: Psychic Jack
Hey, Narrator… What's your real name, anyway?
¿Qué?
What?
Dije, "Qué?"
Why are you talking in Spanish?
¿Por qué USTED está hablando
en inglés?
Listen… I can't understand you.
NARRADOR no cuida!
LISTEN, MORTAL! I SPEAK NO SPANISH!
Hey… I have an idea!
PSYCHIC JACK tiene una IDEA!
Shut up.
¿Como te llamas?
I don't have any llamas! Those things would
spit right into my eye!
THIS is supposed to be the non-annoying narrator?
I want a refund!
You want to have Blood Version's narrator?
I mean, Narracrow?
Stupid bird.
Pájaro estúpido.
Later: As in, after the narrator stopped speaking Spanish…
Elephant that doesn't weigh a pound landed
on Psychic Jack!
Ow…
Where'd that come from?
The sky.
I feel dizzy…
PSYCHIC JACK fainted!
Later: As in, when Psychic Jack woke up…
Who… am I?
LEPRECHAUN: Don't you know?
No… I think I… forgot…
LEPRECHAUN: Heh, heh, heh… I'm gonna have
some fun here…
LEPRECHAUN: You're Metal Mike
NO SPACE!
LEPRECHAUN: Wow… He really DOES think he's
Mike…
LEPRECHAUN: Heh, heh, heh…
NARRATOR appeared!
LEPRECHAUN disappeared!
So… how you feeling, Jack?
I'm not Jack…
um… Yes, you are.
I'm MetalMike! Can't you see that, you idiotic
mortal?
But you're Psychic Jack. You're wearing his
robes, and you aren't metallic looking!
What? Who has done this to me? What kind of
horrible curse have I been put under?
A curse called ignorance if you ask me…
I must go back to my real form! The master
of the physical realm!
Meanwhile…
Setting: Blood Version
Player: MetalMike
Elephant that DOES weigh a pound landed on
MetalMike!
Calculator landed on ELEPHANT!
This is just insane…
CALCULATOR used MULTIPLY!
Y'know, ever since Jack started Cold Version…
ELEPHANT was MULTIPLIED! ELEPHANT was MULTIPLIED
by 1,000!
Ha! A puny weight, 1,000lbs is! I could go
on forever with this!
CALCULATOR used MULTIPLY!
ELEPHANT was MULTIPLIED! ELEPHANT was MULTIPLIED
by 3.14!
Each ELEPHANT ate a PIE!
…about… to… collapse… get… these… off…. of…
METALMIKE fainted!
Later: As in, when MetalMike woke up…
Who… am I?
LEPRECHAUN: heh, heh, heh…
Setting: Cold Version
Player: Psychic Jack
Err… I must find that idiotic Psychic Jack
and return to my normal state!
You are… never mind…
I'll kill him as soon as I find him!
Well, you don't need to go too far…
DEATH appeared!
DEATH looks almost the same as Psychic Jack!
Die Psychic Jack! HAHAHA!
PSYCHIC JACK holds his fist close to his body!
PSYCHIC JACK releases his fist towards DEATH!
BRASS KNUCKLES!
Nothing happened!
Argh! I'm in this moron's body! I can't attack!
But, wait! I can use HIS attacks against him…
Y'know, it's kinda funny… Death is just standing
there not doing anything… Turn-based battles are… a bit strange at times…
PSY-KICK!
PSYCHIC JACK releases a PSIblast from his
cloud at DEATH!
…and STOP CALLING ME PSYCHIC JACK!
Well, I guess now that you killed Death, there
will be no more dying…
PSYCHIC JACK died!
…or not…
Setting: Outside of Heaven
ST. PETER: Hello, Psychic Jack. I am-
I'M METALMIKE YOU FOOL!
ST. PETER: I am Saint Peter. Welcome to Heaven.
Let me check to see if you are on the list.
ST. PETER checks his LIST!
ST. PETER: I'm very, very, sorry, Psychi-
METALMIKE! I HAVE BEEN PUT INTO-
ST. PETER: Now, there is no need to yell,
young Psychic Jack.
>_<
ST. PETER: First, I must check with-
THUNDER is heard!
What was that all about?
ST. PETER: Well, you see, Cold Version is
a child-friendly site, so we do not swear in it. Futhermore, we are right
outside of heaven. In Cold Version, you may see asterisk-percent-atsymbol-dollarsign,
but here, we don't even show that we are swearing. We just have the "naturally
occurring" thunder to-
SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!
ST. PETER: Anyway, I need to check with- (RANDOM
THUNDERY SOUND HERE)
ST. PETER: Hello?
SCISSORS: Yes?
ST. PETER: Um… I was wondering… do you happen
to have a *whisper* "Psychic Jack" on your list?
SCISSORS: I wish I could say yes… but I can't.
ST. PETER: Okay, bye.
ST. PETER: Well, guess there's no room for
you in- (THUNDERY SOUND THINGY)
ST. PETER: Guess you'll have to go to Blood
Version.
One question…
ST. PETER: What?
What's so bad about saying IOA?
Psychic Jack was dropped through the CLOUDS!
Setting: Blood Version
Ah… my version…
NARRACROW: Psychic Jack! What have you done
to Metal Mike? He thinks he's you!
I'm MetalMike!
Aw, crud…
Later: As in, when PsychicMike and MetalJack, or whatever found each other…
You switched our bodies so that you could defeat
me with my own! It IS the stronger of the two!
What? I thought that YOU did that to ME!
No… But, who could have done it then…?
Um, why are you guys looking at me like that?
Stupid bird…
Pájaro estúpido…
Okay, guys… Let's not be rash…
Guys? Okay… It's time to use my-
NARRATOR POWERS!!!!! (I can make stuff fall
on people)
A large BOULDER fell on PSYCHIC JACK and METALMIKE!
Ow…
Ow…
BOULDER: I'm NOT a boulder! I'm a shark!
Phew… I think they have their memories back
now. I can set them free.
BOULDER disapp-
BOULDER: Hey!
BOULDER swam AWAY!
BOULDER: I'M A SHARK!
Hey! I can remember everything. I thought
I was you, and I died, and I fell, and… Narracrow dropped a huge boulder
on us…
It was a shark.
Whatever… Let's get him!
But for what reason? He got our memories back.
You can go ahead, but-
He spelled your name with a space.
Let's kill him!
Aw, crud…
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Previous Battles:
Battle Five: The Disembodied
Voice Gets Killed
Date: December 16, 2001
Setting: Cold Version
Player: Max
MAX woke up!
Uh… where am I?
You are in the COLD VERSION!
Oh, no… Not THIS dream again…
It's not a-
PSYCHIC JACK burst in!
PSYCHIC JACK: Wait a minute…
NARRATOR and MAX turn towards JACK!
PSYCHIC JACK: The Disembodied Voice is going
to get killed. I'M going to kill it. How is that so if Max, over here is
the player?
Well, the PLAYER can be CHANGED!
PSYCHIC JACK: Yeah, but the stupid, idiotic
webmaster never changes the main character…
Jack, you ARE the Webmaster.
PSYCHIC JACK: I know. I am the ruler!
NARRATOR sighs!
PSYCHIC JACK goes away!
Anyway, Max..
MAX fainted!
Err…
NARRATOR uses MAX REVIVE on MAX!
MAX was revived!
Oh, no… I'm still having this dream! Get me
out!
This isn't a-
SALMON burst in!
Ahh! A fish!
SALMON: I'm a ROCK!
MAX fainted!
ROCK appeared!
NARRATOR used MAX REVIVE on MAX!
MAX was revived!
Hey! That is a rock! You're a fish.
SALMON: I'm a ROCK!
ROCK: I'm a FISH!
MAX faint- you know the drill…
1453.67 minutes later…
Setting: Schoolhouse
See? THIS is a rock…
ROCK: I'm a fish!
SALMON: See? That's a fish. I'm a rock!
THIS is a piece of paper…
PAPER: NO! I'm a lemon!
LEMON: See? Ha! I was right!
…and THIS is a pair of scissors!
SCISSORS: I'm a-
DEMON: I think I'm convinced…
Very good, Demon, I'm very prou-
DEMON: I'm ready to become the ruler of all
evil and kill poor defenseless people…
Now, Demon…
DEMON: Especially ones called MAX!
I TAKE IT BACK! YOU ARE A PAIR OF SCISSORS!
DEMON: Oh, okay…
3.14159265… minutes later…
Setting: Psychic Jack's Palace
Um… where's the palace? I, erm… don't see one…
It's under construction.
But, there's nothing here at all!
NARRATOR searches through his pile of stupid
excuses!
Um… MY DOG ATE IT!
No comment…
Er… um… I know what to do!
MAX fainted!
8.72435 minutes later…
Aah! I'm in a huge castle, but the setting
didn't change!
They fixed it.
In a matter of 8.72435 minutes?
NARRATOR searches through his pile of stupid
excuses again!
Aliens abducted it!
What? That doesn't even make sense!
er… MAX fainte-
NO!
…
Hey, I didn't faint…
MAX fai-
As long as I can keep him from say-
MAX f-
from saying, "MAX fainted!"-
MAX fainted!
MAX evaded the attack!
…
PSYCHIC JACK appeared.
PSYCHIC JACK: Welcome to my palace…
Eep!
PSYCHIC JACK: Here. Take this.
PSYCHIC JACK gave BODY to MAX!
DISEMBODIED VOICE appeared!
VOICE: I see you don't have the body, Jack…
PSYCHIC JACK signals to MAX!
MAX throws the BODY at the VOICE!
BODY hit VOICE!
VOICE got a BODY!
VOICE put BODY in KEY ITEM POCKET!
VOICE fainted!
Wins: 1, Losses: 8576243019.6, Ties: 0
How did I lose that many times?
Well, we were feeling nice and divided your
losses by 52.
But…
Or was it 652?
I…
I mean, that guy faints WAY too much…
Perhaps it was 5973652…
('.') I'm not even going to try any more.
MAX fainted onto PSYJACK!
Okay, that makes it 8576243020.6 losses.
PSYCHIC JACK: Urrh...Oh, I better kill that
voice while it still has a body...
PSYCHIC JACK used VERY LARGE BLAST!
VOICEWITHABODY died!
PSYJACK fainted!
SALMON fainted!
LEMON fainted
DEMON fainted!
ROCK fainted!
PAPER fainted!
SCISSORS fainted!
COLD VERSION fainted!
EARTH fainted!
SOLAR SYSTEM fainted!
UNIVERSE fainted!
NARRATOR fainted!
THE END… fainted!
* MetalMike wonders how you can lose .6 times
O_o
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Battle Four: Psychic Jack Wuz
Bored
Date: December 1, 2001
Setting: Cold Version
Player: Psychic Jack
WARNING: THIS MAY BE DISTURBING! THIS MAY ALSO
BE HOW MORE THAN HALF OF THE COLD VERSION IS CREATED! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I can't do anything such as kill the disembodied
voice, because he's going to be killed in Battle #5. Oops, did I just say
too much? Uh… Forget I said it.
PSYCHIC JACK is BORED! This is BAD! Strange
things will happen!
An ELEPHANT lands on NARRATOR!
ELEPHANT is doesn't weigh a POUND!
ELEPHANT, however weighs a TON!
ELEPHANT! RAINBOWGRASS! DOOMPUFF!
Not another Doompuff spin-off…
All of the GRASS turns into colored SQUARES!
COLDOOMPUFF appeared!
COLDOOMPUFF snaps itself in half and eats
itself!
There. I'm not bored anymore. I got it out
of my system.
COLDOOMPUFF eating itself triggered a CASCADE
of EVENTS!
Oh, no…
All of the COLORED SQUARES turned into SOLID
ICE!
The SOLID ICE broke!
Some ICE fell into a huge PIT of LAVA!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
PSYCHIC JACK's yelling started an AVALANCHE!
An avalanche of WHAT?
Of ELEPHANTs, which don't weigh a POUND!
ELEPHANTs land on NARRATOR and PSYCHIC JACK!
NARRATOR gets crushed!
Hey, these things ARE weightless!
Take your PSIsheild off, Jack! Maybe then
you'll feel the real weight!
No, I'm fine. How are you today?
You aren't funny, JACK! I'm serious! Help
me!
So… what color do you think my face is under
the dark shadows of my hood? It's a mystery to everyone, really.
It'll be bloody
red
if you don't get me out of here!
Was that a THREAT? Well, maybe I just WON'T
get you out of there.
NARRATOR dies!
x.x
I have to narrate myself? But, I've never…
Oh, all right…
PSYCHIC JACK used MAX REVIVE on NARRATOR.
MAX was revived!
Er…
PSYCHIC JACK used REVIVE on NARRATOR.
was revived!
>_<
PSYCHIC JACK used NARRATOR REVIVE on NARRATOR.
NARRATOR was revived!
For a full SEVEN lines in a row, I was talking!
Why didn't you come back sooner?
You didn't revive me sooner.
MAX: Uh… where am I?
Jack, you used the MAX REVIVE, didn't you?
Well, yeah. I didn't want to have to narrate
myself.
MAX: There's a fairly normal looking person
here, and a scary guy wearing dark purple robes, floating on a cloud, with
his face hidden under the shadows of his hood… This is freaking me out…
YOU MORON, JACK!
MAX: Okay… this is JUST a dream… I'll wake
up right as I'm about to die… Okay, guys. KILL ME!
You wanna do the honors?
I dunno… This is just kinda easy…
MAX: C'mon… I'm not afraid of you! You're
just a dream!
PSYCHIC JACK looms over MAX!
MAX: You… You're not a dream… are you?
PSYCHIC JACK shakes his head, "No!"
MAX fainted!
Wins - 2, Losses - 0, Ties - 0.
I've found that all of my opponents are extremely
weak compared to me…
Well, have you fought MetalMike, yet? He should
be about your strength.
Well, you see, Metal Mike and I-
Setting: Blood Version
Player: MetalMike
WHY do I have that feeling that someone just committed a mortal sin?
Setting: Cold Version
Player: Psychic Jack
We HAVE fought before, but it's always been
a tie.
hm…
Fight Diablo.
Nah… That'd take the fun out of it for all
the gamers. Besides, I said someone HARD to beat…
Hey! Look!
PSYCHIC JACK found MYSTIC KEY!
Whoa! What do I do with it?
PSYCHIC JACK found MYSTIC KEYHOLE!
Ah!
PSYCHIC JACK used MYSTIC KEY with MYSTIC KEYHOLE!
PSYCHIC JACK found MYSTIC PATH!
Hey, why don't you walk down it?
Nah… I'm sure an annoying little FISH will
come walking through.
Setting: Mystic Path
Player: Salmon
WHY do I have that feeling that someone just committed a mortal sin?
Setting: Cold Version
Player: Psychic Jack
Whoa! Déjà vu!
So… What do we do now?
PSYCHIC JACK is very BORED!
oh, no…
HP-UP!
HARRY POTTER understands PLACES!
BSSC!
BACK-STABBERS on STARCRAFT!
No, the other one…
THAT one?
Yeah. That one.
As you wish… BOY SCOUTS on SMELLY CABBAGE!
Shut up before you drive me SANE!
METALMIKE: I'm not sure I want to understand
ANYTHING in this battle.
SALMON: I am NOT a fish! I'm a rock: A BEAUTIFUL
rock… A BIG beautiful rock… People will come for m-
END
If you dont understand this, dont worry. Neither do I. O_o
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Battle Three: Two Guys, a Body,
and a Policeman's Place
Date: December 1, 2001
Setting: Cold Version
Player: PsychicJack
I've got to find that disembodied voice…
Don't you think that you've gotten kind of
obsessed with killing the disembodied voice?
Yeah, maybe you're right. I shouldn't kill
him. What he did was say I would never succeed. That doesn't deserve the
death penalty.
Good. I didnt think you wo-
PSYCHIC JACK'S EYES glow evilly!
It deserves ETERNAL TORTURE.
PSYCHIC JACK laughs evilly!
What have I done to deserve this guy?
Five minutes later…
Setting: Five minutes away
POLICEMAN: Well, well, well… who are you two
young men, and what are you doing out here?
Well, you see, I'm the Webmaster of this version.
The question is, who are YOU and what are YOU doing here?
POLICEMAN: I'm the police unit of this version.
It is the law that I be here at all times, at all places, watching whoever
is in this version, making sure there's no trouble.
Then… why have I never seen you in any other
versions, and why haven't you ever done anything before?
POLICEMAN: You must not be very observant.
Anyway, you're both under arrest.
But Mr. Police Officer Sir, what are the charges??
POLICEMAN: Law numbers-
I don't need the numbers you fool! I need
the WORDS! I don't speak numbers you @#$%!
POLICEMAN: Well, you just added another one.
Your charges are as follows: The murder of one or more persons-
HEY! We found this floating down a stream!
POLICEMAN: The suspicion of another murder
and/or torture-
He said I would never succeed!
POLICEMAN: Interrupting and talking down the
authorities- THREE TIMES!
I AM the authority.
POLICEMAN: You're coming with me.
Setting: Jail Cell
Er… if only there was a way to get us out of
here…
Well, you COULD try using your ALMIGHTYWEBMASTERPOWERSTHATANNIHILATESSTUFF....
Wait...LONGNAMEATTACK.
And do what? Get out, but make nobody want
to read it. Now THERE's a great plan.
Nobody want's to read it NOW. We might as
well get out.
As soon as I finish off the disembodied, voice,
I'm going to get rid of you, too.
You can't get rid of me. I'm the NARRATOR.
So… I can get you replaced.
With what? An annoying NARRATOR? You couldn't
STAND me when I was annoying.
Yeah, I guess you're right… Hey, I have an
idea!
PSYCHIC JACK turns NARRATOR into a KEY!
Will you be quiet! They'll hear us!
PSYCHIC JACK tries to unlock the CELL DOOR!
Er! It won't fit!
PSYCHIC JACK turns into JACK!
POLICEMAN enters ROOM!
POLICEMAN: Having a good time in there, Mr.
Webma- Huh? Hey, kid, what're you doing in there? How'd you get that key?
JACK shrugs!
I dunno…
POLICEMAN: And how is that key talking? Uh…
Out you go… Now I just need to find that guy again…
JACK walks out!
JACK turns back into PSYCHIC JACK!
KEY turns back into NARRATOR!
POLICEMAN: Hey, what the-?
PSYCHIC JACK blasts the poor defenseless POLICE
OFFICER into oblivion!
It's super-effective!
PSYCHIC JACK: Wins - 1, Losses - 0, Ties,
0.
Well that was sure easy… I hope he wasn't
hurt.
What do you MEAN you hope he wasnt hurt O_o
a bit late for that.
I also hope ALSO hope that he doesn't randomly
appear in Battle #5 to track me down again and this time be five times
stronger, under a different name.
…and what name would that be?
Disembodied Voice!
DISEMBODIED VOICE: …and, so… Our hero Psychic
Jack, is STILL on his quest to find me, yet his searches are in vain, because-
oh wait. It's time for dinner. I'll get back to you on that.
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Battle Two: Psychic Jack and
the Quest for a Body
Date: Novemeber 28,2001
Setting: Cold Version Void
Player: Psychic Jack
Why are you searching for a body, again? Don't
you already have one?
PSYCHIC JACK stops and stares at NARRATOR!
Am I really supposed to be able to have an
intellectual conversation with you?
Well, most NARRATORs don't, but remember,
I'm not annoying like them.
Well, cut it out!
You WANT me to be annoying?
No. It's just most narrators are annoying.
It HAS to be that way.
Fine.
*** Now talking in #ColdVersion
*** PsychicJack has joined #ColdVersion
*** Narrator sets mode: +o PsychicJack
*** Narrator is now known as Narrator[Annoying]
*** Narrator[Annoying] sets mode: -o PsychicJack
<PsychicJack> …
<Narrator[Annoying]> There, now I'm annoying.
Let's go back.
<PsychicJack> …
What was that all about?
NARRATOR[ANNOYING] brought NARRATOR and PSYCHIC
JACK into mIRC!
PSYCHIC JACK raises his finger as if to say
something but doesn't make a sound!
It's super-effective!
WHY ME? WHY DID I WISH FOR THIS?
PSYCHIC JACK says, "WHY M-
Shut up.
PSYCH-
How about you be just a little less annoying…
*** Now talking in #ColdVersion
*** PsychicJack has joined #ColdVersion
<PsychicJack> This is going to be a while,
isn't it?
* Narrator[Annoying] says, "YES!"
<Narrator[Annoying]> It's super-effective!
A LONG TIME AND A FEW (HUNDRED) mIRC's LATER…
Setting: A newly created Cold Version stream
I'm not going to find a body for that disembodied
voice, am I, Narrator?
NARRATOR[FISH]: No, I don't think so.
I'm not even looking for the body anymore,
am I?
You're the only one who knows the answer to
that one.
I'm not going to catch any fish, am I?
Not as long as I'm the only fish in this stream!
A BODY that could fit the DISEMBODIED VOICE
floats down the STREAM!
GO GET IT!
NARRATOR[FISH] fetches the BODY!
Now we just have to find that disembodied
voice…
*** Now talking in #ColdVersion
***PsychicJack[Fishing] has joined #ColdVersion
***Body has joined #ColdVersion
<PsychicJack[Fishing]> This had better
be the last time we go into mIRC in a battle…
*** Narrator[Fish] is now known as Narrator
***PsychicJack[Fishing] is now known as PsychicJack
***DisembodiedVoice has joined #ColdVersion
* DisembodiedVoice looks at body
<DisembodiedVoice> Uh, oh…
*** Disembodied voice has left #ColdVersion
<PsychicJack> C'mon! We've got to go find
him!
/whois DisembodiedVoice
DisembodiedVoice is voice@pool-123-45-678-910.
* Disembodied Voice
DisembodiedVoice on @#Disembodied
DisembodiedVoice using voice.esper.net It's
a scream!
DisembodiedVoice has been idle 4hrs 46mins,
signed on Mon Nov 26 18:56:14
DisembodiedVoice End of /WHOIS list.
<PsychicJack> …
*** Now talking in #Disembodied
*** PsychicJack has joined #Disembodied
*** Body has joined #Disembodied
*** Body was banned from #Disembodied by DisembodiedVoice
(AND STAY OUT!!!)
I guess we're going to have to get it to him
without using mIRC…
DISEMBODIED VOICE: …And so, our hero, Psychic
Jack continues on his quest to create the Cold Version. His belief that
the creation of a small stream is a great accomplishment gets him nowhere,
but going backwards. We all know he will fail, but this is not a question
of, "will he," but more of a question of, "how will he."
My urge to find where that voice is coming
from grows stronger every minute. My urge to kill that source grows tenfold
as many times every second…
Hm, quite an...interesting battle, Jack. At least it means I can type 'Previous Battles', yay! ^_^
Well, writing paper and envelopes.
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Previous Battles:
Battle One: Enter the PsychicJack
Date: November 26, 2001
Setting: Blood Version
Player: Psychic Jack
Today I will tell a horrible story, about how
Blood loses a character to- ACK!
PSYCHIC JACK pushes NARRACROW to the side!
This is an example of a stupid bird.
I am an example of the newest, best
character for the newest, best- ACK!
NARRACROW pushes PSYCHIC JACK to the side!
WARNING: DO NOT READ! IT'S HAZARDOUS TO YOUR
HEALTH!
Shut up, bird! I'm leaving to my own version
and that's final!
But you CAN'T! You're owned by MetalMike!
Okay, let me get this through your thick skull.
A) I never WAS owned by Mike, and 2) METAL MIKE is a moron.
NO SPACE! NO SPACE! GET RID OF IT BEFOR-
METALMIKE appeared!
Jack, you CAN'T leave. I'll blast you untill
you're-
WAIT! The voices in my head are telling me
something…
What? Jack! I knew you weren't all there,
but you aren't THAT insane!
I have a funny leg, funny leg, funny leg…
JACK!
WHOOOOHOOOO!
FINE! I didn't want you on my version anyway!
You just ruined it!
Finally, I can act normal and leave this place!
That was kind of easy…
HA! You ARE sane!
Oops…
Metal Mike-
NO SPACE!
So, Metal… … … … … Mike? Why can't I leave?
No! Stop! It's my version. You can't defy
me!
METALMIKE blasts PSYCHIC JACK into COLD VERSION!
Setting: Cold Version Void
HA! No pain! Now… er… um… what's this?
NEW NARRATOR: It's Cold Version, where you
wanted to be in the first place.
But… It's just a white void… well, black with
POKEBATTLES flashing every time you load the page, actually…
NARRATOR sighs!
The only non-annoying narrator gets the annoying
webmaster/character…
What do I do?
You have a keyboard. Use it.
er…
Write, create, make things appear that even
you don't know about.
This is going to be harder than I thought…
DISEMBODIED VOICE: …and so, our hero, PSYCHIC
JACK goes on his quest to create a version from only a black void with
the word Pokebattles which flashes at starting the page, and a keyboard
at his computer. Will he do it? Well, duh… of course not! But it'll be
a load of fun seeing him mess up.
As soon as I find a body for that disembodied
voice I'm gonna kill him!
