I thought Jebus was born in December, but it turns out that's just a myth. His real birthday is May 26. This year, we celebrated by sacrificing several cows and whatever animal you kill to make vegetarian chili.
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The chili was supplied by Jay and Travis.
A picture of Kovie that doesn't intentionally make her look ugly.
Unfortunately, I couldn't do the same for the Masturbating Angel.
There's the Operators' drummer Ian.
This looks like a very meaningful picture; the lord Jebus Getz reaching down to his angel, and grabbing a six-pack instead.
I brought hamburgers and buns; the Masturbating Angel brought Caesar salad dressing.
There's the birthday boy.
Oh man, I don't know why we let Liam do the cooking.
Niccola...spelled right?
This shit does indeed live up to its name.
Why is everyone suddenly so perverted?
Okay, fine, that's how much of the popsicle was left; it wasn't down to the hilt.
Nice technique.
Anarchy Adam showed up late, drinking...Pepsi?!
I would have loved to be in the Dairy Queen when they asked the worker to write this. The other cake comes from Kovie.
Suddenly, Deanna sees through my hunting blind.
The cake is cut.
Niccola has interesting technique when it comes to eating meat.
I found this one in my own parking lot...right under my nose all along.
