These characters are not mine, and neither is Pokemon in general. So please don't think I'm doing this for any reason beyond fun and entertainment purposes...
"We're going to play a game."
"Well, hello to you too."
"You sound happy to hear from me..."
"It's not as if you exactly call me, like ever, you know."
A moment of silence. "You don't call me either."
"That's not the point."
"Yes it is."
Annoyance. "Feh. What do you want, anyways?"
"I told you. We're going to play a game."
A low cough. "You really must be bored."
Sigh. "Not really a game. More of... I need your advice."
"You? Needing my advice? Is the world going to end?"
"No it's not... this is really serious."
"If it's so serious, get on with it. I want to get to sleep."
Sarcasm. "I can hear your enthusiasm..."
"Just get on with it."
"Well... It's about the person I..."
"Hrm? What?"
"...like."
"Oh... This is priceless. You're calling me for love advice?"
"Yes! Is there something wrong with this?"
"...no."
"Well... It started a month ago."
"Oh?"
"Hai... I've been feeling really weird about this person, but I don't know how to tell them..."
"Well, what would you say to them?"
"If I didn't think they'd laugh in my face?"
"Yeah."
"I love you."
"Oh... well, who is it?"
Sigh. "...You have to guess."
"Oh god, you really are bored."
"Come on... it's hard for me to do this."
"Oh all right... Hrm... If we hadn't been friends when we were kids, then I wouldn't be going along with this..."
Silence. "I know."
"Hmm..."
"Well?"
"Don't rush me..."
"...Sorry..."
"Don't apologise... So, does this person have things in common with me?"
"Hai..."
"And?"
"...You know me?"
Laughter. "Priceless, priceless."
"...Sorry..."
"Told you, don't apologise... It's not Kasumi, is it?"
"Gack... never. She's just a friend."
"Hrm..."
"Don't tell me you've already given up."
"Don't sound so superior... Is it a Joi, or Junsa?"
"Isn't that Takeshi's realm of experience...?"
"True. Heh, don't tell me... Takeshi?"
Coughing. "Dear god, never!"
Laughter. "Just checking..."
Silence. "Still..."
"Hrm, what?"
"It's a... um..."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"No, it's not nothing..."
"...Sorry... Eh, I know, I know, don't apologise."
"Anyways... How 'bout I pick a letter, and then you tell me if I'm right or not?"
"Good idea..."
"...A?"
"Nope."
"Hmm... T?"
"Close, but no Pokeball."
"Hmm... R?"
"Still close..."
"Hmm... V?"
"Nope..."
"Don't tell me, still close?"
"Hai..."
"...S?"
Moment of panic. "No."
"...oh."
Swallow. "Next?"
"Hmm... how about... W?"
"No."
"O?"
"No..."
"Feh, there isn't else that's close... U?"
Echoed. "You."
"Oh... hrm... now, what name do I know that starts with a U..."
Silence. "I love..."
"Hmm?"
"Y...You..."
"U?"
"You... Don't you get it...?"
"Huh? What are you getting at?"
"I love... I love you, Shigeru."
Silence. "I thought you said it wasn't an S."
"I panicked..."
"That wasn't fair."
Softly. "...Sorry..."
"This time you needed to apologise..."
Worry hangs in the air. "Hai..."
"Well, don't sound so tense."
"Huh?"
"It's a surprise to find out this way, but... I think I love you too."
Shock. "Shigeru?"
"Hai, Satoshi... You heard me right."
"I'm so... I wish I could have told you this face to face..."
"We'll have to rectify that problem, I guess..."
"Hai..."
"I'd rather tell you face to face."
"Hai..."
"Stop saying that."
"Hai... Er, sorry."
"Heh... I'd much rather face you. I don't feel like kissing the phone..."
"Shigeru..."
"Don't sound so surprised."
"Can't help it..."
"When will you be back in Masara?"
"In less than a week..."
"I'll see you then, right?"
"Of course... I've had this on my mind a very long time..."
"A month is a long time..."
"Well... A month ago I realised you didn't hate me."
"Oh?"
"I think I loved you ever since... we were younger."
"I think so too..."
"Shigeru..."
"Satoshi..."
"Feh... I have to go, I don't have anymore change."
"Goodnight, then."
Silence. "I love you, Shigeru."
"Love you too, Satoshi."
Love you too...
The end