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SKASTRUMENTAL-You know the words...MY RULES-Take off your chuck Ts (Your hot topic bought clothes) Quit writing stupid poetry (Before I squirt you with a garden hose) Get the hell out of my scene(You're just cluttering it up) Go anywhere else (Where? Well, I don't give a fuck) Why do you pay five bucks (To sit in the back) I'll give you somewhere to sit (In the toilet with my crap) Need money for the show, get your rich daddy to go to the bank. Did I leave something out? Oh yea you can't skank //CHORUS// My rules! You can stay on the scene if you follow my rules. I used to see you in A+F (Hangin out at the pool) Now you're going to shows (Like other people at your school) The shows are getting sold out (Before I even show) But shit Ii was here (Bbefore you even wanted to go) Stop dancin (Go sit over there) And take those damn beads (Out of your skanky black hair) Need money for the show, get your rich daddy to go to the bank. Did i leave somethin out? Oh yea you can't skank.//chorus//(Sidenote:this isn't in the lyrics, but miller likes to yell "i hope you fucking die" occasionally.)
KID THAT CAN'T SKANK-//CHORUS//Oh kid that cannot skank, get out of the pit, oh kid that cannot skank, you're really skankin like shit! He and his friends goin down to the show, some good bands playin? He doesn't know, never heard of ska before tonight, never heard of two tone or rude boy fights. The music starts and the circle opens up, Everyone's dancin' and they're not gonna stop. His friends tell him to do it here he goes, is he a natural born skanker? Whoa hell no. //chorus// Solo pit, aww, here he goes. He's never skanked before and it really shows, his friends are yellin' for him to get out, but the musics so loud that he can't hear them shout. Up pulls his mom's phat mini van, she gets out to see the final band. As she walks in she sees her son, I think his skanking days are almost done. //chorus// Oh the kid that cannot skank!
RUDE DOG-Rude dog pulls up in his 55, he's gonna listen to some ska tonight. He's got the rude attitude, it's rank, he's ready to roll up his sleeves and skank. Rude dog's skank is worse than his bite, He's gonna skank in the pit tonight. Rude dog's skank is worse than his bite, He's gonna skank in the pit tonight //CHORUS// RUDE DOG! Ska show 5 bucks at the door, He's got no money so he lies on the floor, They pick him up and let him in, better watch your back that's one rude mood he's in. Rude dogs skank is worse than his bite,He's gonna skank in the pit tonight//CHORUS// (Steve's breakdown) //CHORUS//
SKATUNE 5-0-All these nights in Jersey have been getting me down. I can't stand the "cool scene," bring back the old sound. We're the Ska Tune 5-0. (Miller's verse, no one really has any idea what he says here.) We're the Ska Tune 5-0.
ENVIRONMENT SONG-Went to the park just the other day, the things I saw are pretty hard to say. A bunch of people throwing trash on the ground, burning leaves and choppin' trees down (That's too much!) Save the environment (You gotta stop that stuff) Save the environment (That's too much!) Save the environment (You gotta stop that stuff) Save the environment //CHORUS// Don't abuse your right to paper products, always try to reuse your cans. Do your best to save the environment, because in hell you might be a plant! People've got to care for Mother Earth, don't you know she's got feelings to hurt. Close your eyes and make a wish, ya know our planet's getting pretty pissed! (That's too much!) Save the environment (You gotta stop that stuff) Save the environment (That's too much!) Save the environment (You gotta stop that stuff) Save the environment //CHORUS// (Steve's breakdown)
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