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GAMER GOES ON KILLING SPREE AFTER "BIOSHOCK"

Killer Viking Longwood seen here shortly after his arrest

Rockford, IL - Long time game fan and player Viking Longwood was arrested last night after a prolonged killing spree that resulted in 16 deaths. Longwood was reportedly enraged after playing the children's videogame "BioShock," leading to a string of gruesome murders that included gaming journalists from EGM, Game Informer, and IGN. Rockford Police officer Phil McCracken told The Casual Gamer that Longwood was quoted as saying he "felt betrayed" and "lied to" by many members of the gaming press. McCracken also said the Longwood admitted that he hadn't yet paid any money to purchase the game, and that he had "dodged a bullet there."

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