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"Invisible Menace" Stalks U.S. Operative

Here we see Major Schaefer overreacting to his new neighbor

Central America - A former U.S. soldier says he was up against a "new" and invisible foe out in the jungle.

Major "Dutch" Schaefer, an ex-special forces agent, took up a special mission for the CIA. He brought in his own team for a rescue operation that turned out unexepectedly deadly.

"I done know what eet ees," proclaimed Schaefer. "I done know where eet came from."

Major Schaefer said that the "invisible monster" killed all his men, "because it was hunting them for sport." No one else has filed any complaints, yet Schaefer still insists that the government do something.

"I killed eet," stated Schaefer, "But there could be more."

The FBI is currently investigating the circumstances. Their evidence points to Schaefer being insane. He most likely killed his own men in a crazed killing frenzy brought on by extreme stress and frustration. His story includes the account of his encounter with and killing of the "predator," as he calls it. It seems a strange coincidence that he is the only one left on his team, and he conveniently "killed" the monster, leaving no hard evidence.

"It was dere," Schaefer pleaded. "I'm telling you, it was dere."

Authorities said that Schaefer would be held in custody until further notice. The mystery of this "invisible killer" still remains. Maybe someday this story would make a great TV movie, preferably on Lifetime, where the "predator" would abuse his spouse repeatedly, only to be brought down in the end. After all, it's not murder if it's self defense.

The "predator" could not be reached for comment, but when defeated it laughed hysterically and blew up.

-- Courtesy of Casual Gamer News Service