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Cat Gets Shit Scared Out of It

Lucky the cat, seen here post-bowel movement

Byron, Illinois - The black cat Lucky had a change of fortune yesterday, thanks to his owner's friend.

Lucky, a small black house cat, had the shit scared out of him yesterday. His owner, Theo Fredericks, invited his good friend Hank Quearer over for some pizza. That's when the trouble began.

"I called up my pal, to see if he wanted to come over for some pizza and a fuck," stated Fredericks. "When he said no, I asked him, 'What? You don't like pizza?' Why am I the only one laughing?"

Unfortunately for Lucky, Quearer brought his rather large cat Mr. Bellies over to Fredericks' apartment. Lucky was just sleeping peacefully in a shoe box when the sadistic Mr. Bellies creeped up behind him.

"I set Mr. Bellies down to play with Lucky," confessed Quearer, "But I didn't think he would cause any trouble. Usually Mr. Bellies just sleeps, but some times he sneezes like a machine gun."

The sly Mr. Bellies stood just behind the sleeping Lucky and began to sneeze rapidly. Lucky awoke thinking he was under attack, and fled for his life.

"It was pretty funny at first," admitted Fredericks, "Until we saw the brown and yellow trail that Lucky left behind him. I knew I would have a hard time getting that shit out of my shag carpet."

Lucky could not be reached for comment, but Fredericks assures us that he will be fine.

"Lucky may be traumatized for life, but I doubt it. Once I feed him, he'll be full of shit again in no time."

-- Courtesy of Casual Gamer News Service