Ash: Pikachu, will you marry me?
Pikachu: Pika Pi! ~~translation: Yes, yes!~~

Misty: Psyduck, you're so smart!

Ash: Who cares about these pokemon? I'm going home to bed.

Brock: Nurse Joy is the ugliest person on Earth.

Pikachu: Pika Pika Pi Pi! ~~translation: Ash, you are such a freak!~~

Team Rocket's Meowth: POKE BALLS SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW! WE CAN'T BREATHE IN THERE!

Pikachu: Shove off Ash

Brock: Nurse Joy is ugly, I'm going out with Washu

Misty: I luv you Ash (hugs him)

Mewtwo: You wanna go on a date Ryoko?
Ryoko:(In reply) Sure thing!

Brock: Where's your house located?
Washu: Why the Hell should I tell you?

Misty: Neptune planet power!

Mew: By the power invested in me, I shall BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF MEWTWO'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!
Ryoko: Yeah right *kills mew*

Giovanni: Ash I am your father
Ash: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Pokewash
(To the theme of Pokemon)

I wanna wear the cleanest vest,
that no one ever worn.

To keep it clean is my real test,
to my mother, this I sworn.

I will travel across the land,
searching far and wide.

Pikachu: I can't belive I got stuck with this idiot of a trainer...uh, I mean, pika pika!

Tracy: What's in a name? To be more specific, What's with MY name? Did it get slashed in translation to English or what? (Tracy's original Japanese name is Kenji)

Jessie: I want to get a crewcut. I will look so Rambo with it.

Ash: *sniffs his clothes* Um, anyone know of a laundrymat around here anywere? i've worn these same clothes every day for the past year, and they smell pretty funky.

Meowth: My new years resolution: I will act more like a Pokemon. Quick, someone make me live in a small, confined ball, eat gross food, and listen to some stupid idiot in a stupid hat boss me around!

Team Rocket: We have a new Motto! Want to hear it?
Ash: NO
Teamrocket: *sings* We love you, You love us! We're a happy family with a great big hug *TR hugs Ash* , and a kiss from us to you! *TR kisses Ash*
Won't you say you love us too!
Ash: I love you too Team Rocket!

Ash: Hey Misty have you ever known that we kissed?
Misty: You freak!!! *slaps Ash*
Ash: OOh... she touched me! I shall never wash this face again....
Misty: You never have...

Brock: Forget about Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny! I love those two twins, Hagatha and Agatha!

Pikachu: I hate Ash, I think I will just kill him

Mewtwo: What is my purpose?
BlackWargreymon: That's my line!
Mewtwo:Whose line is it anyway?

Bulbasaur: Dragon-SLAVE!!!!....Wait, wrong character (Note: Okay, only people who have looked up voice actress databases get that one...)

Misty: Ash, don't forget to change your underwear!

Ash's Mom: Ash, don't forget to change your underwear!
Ash: No problem, Mom. Boxers or briefs?

Brock: Actually, now that I think about it, Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny aren't really my type. Now, you on the other hand...
Misty: Don't touch me!!!!
Ash: Jeez, Brock, you KNOW we're dating!

James: (With a really horrendous Southern accent) I shall live to see tomorrow, for tomorrow is another day...

Nuriko: Now, you're certain this haircut is a good idea?
Jessie: Hack it all off. And could you shampoo out the hairspray while you're at it?
Nuriko: It's just, I know from experience that cutting your hair doesn't always deter the boys...
Jessie: Who mentioned any boys? I just want that guy who keeps following me and that stupid cat to leave me alone!

Pikachu: Pika-pii...(I'm retiring)