"The Big Brother"



Doug Linus A.K.A Kevin Farley

Born: 6-8-65

Astrological Sign: Gemini

Signature dance move: Swiveling hips and crotch grab.

In my spare time I like to: Think up subliminal messages for my songs.

Favorite CDs: Krokus, Pantera, Anthrax, Whitesnake.

Favorite Food: Ham Pizza

Favorite Movie: Detroit Rock City

Favorite Cologne: My own sweat.

What I look for in a woman: She can bench press 250 pounds.

If I were an animal, I'd be....: a rhino, I'm horny.

Deepest Darkest Secret:
I'm a spy for the CIA and the US is secretly stock-piling nuclear weapons off the coast of Zimbabwe.

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