Chad's older brother. Old, balding, all-around good guy.
Real Name: Kevin Farley
Birthdate: June 8, 1965
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Signature Dance Move: Swiveling hips and crotch grab
In My Spare Time I Like To: Think up subliminal messages for my songs
Favorite CDs: Krokus, Pantera, Anthrax, Whitesnake
Favorite Food: Ham Pizza
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Movie: Detroit Rock City
Favorite Cologne: My own sweat
What I Look For In A Woman: She can bench 250 pounds
If I Were An Animal, I'd Be...: A rhino, I'm horny
Deepest Darkest Secret: I'm a spy for the CIA and the United States is secretly stock-piling nuclear weapons off the coast of Zimbabwe.
