I'm the kind of guy
I'm a regular guy
Sometimes, I remember
Ok, alright turn it down, ok
I watch Jay Leno (He's funny)
I'm a regular guy
(Dont push me!) Dammit, sometimes I wanna (Stop pushing me!)
Son, I'm gonna have to pin you down!
And I'm a regular guy (that's me)
A girl takes home to mom
With pleated khaki pants
Cologne thats the bomb (You sure smell purdy!)
I shake her dad's hand
And look him in the eye
And tell him straight up
I'm just a regular guy (I'll have her home by 9 sir)
Who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
Says ma'am on the double (Let me get that for you ma'am)
I'm a regular guy
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek, a geek
Yeah-hhaaa
What got me here
It was fighting and cussing (Back up, I'm in a boy band!)
And showing no fear
7th Heaven too
And I ask myself sometimes
What would Jesus do? (Grant me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change)
I'm buds with my mom
And I hang out with my dad (He's my buddy! Hahahaha!)
I play everything safe
So I'll never be sad (Boo-hoo)
Who stays out of trouble (Let me get that for you ma'am)
A regular guy
Says ma'am on the double (I'm on it!)
And I'm a regular guy
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek, a geek
Yeah-hhaaa
Smash things up (What are you lookin at?!)
Get jacked up and whacked up (I'm in a boy band! A boy band!)
And have to pee in a cup
Sir, this is a restaurant! (Alright! Just stop!)
Can I see your ID? (Ow!)
You're coming with me!
What the hells your problem?!
Who stays out of trouble (I don't want any trouble)
A regular guy
Says ma'am on the double
I'm a regular guy (I know the answer, sir)
Just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy
Just don't call me a geek, a geek
I'm a regular guy
