"Well, I-I think this band's gonna be a kick ass opportunity for all of us. I mean, I have this dream that I don't tell many people about, and thats to own a sea-doo. And I'm gonna get one too because I plan to make a butt-load of money with this." ~Chad
"A 'butt load'? How much is a 'butt load'? ~Doug
"A thousand dollars. I based it on the fact that one time I fit five dollars up my butt. And well, not to brag or nothin, but I think I can fit way more up there. WAY MORE! EASY!" ~Chad
"We're gonna sleep in a car. Its not a big deal cuz I took a nap on the way down. And during the nap I had this dream. It was amazing. I was up on stage, ya know, singing, and there were tons of people. Thousands of em, they were goin crazy. And I sorta took that as a sign, ya know, that I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna be a star. Is that crazy?" ~Jerry
"Ya know this singin thing um, I consider it a privilege. Ya know it might be the one thing in my life that I don't screw up, ya know? Like my ex-wife and two kids that moved away to Sacramento last year. If you're watchin this Jilly and Jennifer, Daddy misses you!" ~Doug
"Yo man! I'm in the band! I'm in the band...who's in the band?! Mickey's in the band yo! I'll probably bust a David Lee Roth later, man you know what I'm sayin? Drop these guys off and head out on my own. Haha. Nah, this bus is pretty cool. Especially Jerry he's pretty fly. He beat me at arm wrestling man! Check out these things!" ~Mickey
"Come on Mickey, come on!"~ Mr. Buss
"Chill out man I'm talkin to the camera! Peace." ~Mickey
"Being locked up in that room was totally cool, but I wish there were girls in there, and that there weren't enough sleeping bags. So me...and a girl...would have to share one. And for some reason, she thought I had chiggers, so she had to check me all over...ALL OVER!" ~QT
"Think! Now the name of a band can either make...or break you." ~Mr. Buss
"How bout Matchbox 20?" ~Chad
"No, no there's already a Matchbox 20." ~Jerry
"Matchbox 30?!" ~Chad
"Chad!" ~Doug
"Ok something else with 30!" ~Chad
"What are we about? What is it that this band represents?" ~Doug
"Superstardom. Good times!" ~Mr. Buss
"Ya know just this van, and driving...Driving!" ~Chad
[Sarcastically] "Yeah! Why don't we call ourselves Driving?!" ~Doug
"Driving 30! Driving 30!" ~Chad
"Listen, I don't know any of you guys that well, but when I think about where I wanna go, where I really wanna be, I think about singing." ~Jerry
"Yeah, and hangin out together." ~Doug
"Together! That's it! That's what we'll call ourselves! But get this, we won't spell it together, t-o-g-e-t-h-e-r, we'll spell it together, with a numeral 2 and then gether!" ~Mr. Buss
"Yeah." ~Doug
"That is locked down." ~Jerry
"That idea is stupid. If there's gonna be 5 guys, it should be...5Gether!" ~Chad
"No, 2Gether! 2Gether! That's our name. 2Gether sells out the LA Colleseum! 2Gether goes triple platinum!" ~Mr. Buss
"Yeah!" ~Doug & Jerry
"I don't know about you guys but I'm callin myself something different." ~Chad
"I used to play in this heavy metal band called Pegasus. PEGASUS! But we couldn't afford instruments ya know? So we had to sing our songs acapella. But this new band, it should be a lot better. For instance, Mr. Buss, he promised to get us some cool stage costumes. [Laughing] So we-we were throwing ideas, and the funniest one was the one Jerry came up with. He chose to dress like Darth Vaders. [Makes 'Darth Vader' noise] That's funny Jerry!" ~Doug
"I really don't think it was right for him to joke about the Darth Vader costumes like that. It's offensive to all the families who've been killed by Darth Vader...The people who's human rights he's been violating for so many years. That's all." ~Chad
"Uh-uh man! Mickey P. don't dress like no star spangled Elvis!" ~Mickey
"Dude, we're gonna get so many chicks, and I'm totally ready for em. Check this out...'Oh QT, you're the best looking member of 2Gether. Shhh, don't speak. [Kisses his hand] Don't stop...never. [Tounges his hand] Oh yeah baby, oh, a little bit lower. Ahhh, yeah, oh yeah, ooo!'" ~QT
"Ok here is something I've been working on for Erin. It's to let her know I'm still faithful, and remind her of the good times. So I did this cut-out here. It says 'Good Times'. And then down here, we've got a cheeseburger...another cut-out that says 'MM'. Erin likes hamburgers, more than cheeseburgers, but I could only find a cheese...burger. And right up here...April 12...That's the night we lost our virginity to each other. That's kind of a special thing for us." ~Jerry
"Look G, yo Mickey Parke's got one ho, and one ho only! And thats Mickey Parke foo." ~Mickey
"Jerry O' what?! Aw man! Look at you! You ain't no gangsta! You're Mista 2% Milk...Mista Khaki Pants! Mista Touched By An Angel get outta my face!" ~Mickey
"Jerry...he's gotta learn that he can't just walk away from things and expect them to be ok...I did get his collage thingy...Pure corn. Like that Gwyneth Paltrow he cut-out. Ok ick! I do not look like her. Maybe in Emma...maybe!" ~Erin
"I guess now QT's kinda like Michael. And the rest of us, we're like Jermaine and Tito. Ya know but I have this theory that Jermaine was way more important to the Jackson 5 than Michael. I mean cuz who invented the moon walk? Jermaine...Who sang 'Thriller'? Jermaine. I mean who-who even married Lisa Marie Presley? It was Jermaine!" ~Chad
"And 1, 2, 3, 4! Ba boom! Ba boom! Ba boom! Ba boom, and you!" ~Mr. Buss
"Interviews...very important, ok? Just imagine I'm a reporter for 'Just For Teens Magazine' ok? I come up to you and I ask, what's your favorite color? QT?" ~Mr. Buss
"Ah, blue?" ~QT
[Mr. Buss nods]
"Jerry?" ~Mr. Buss
"Blue." ~Jerry
"No that's QT's favorite color." ~Mr. Buss
"It's mine too." ~Jerry
"No, there can't be any overlap! Oh come on think! Say some girl picks up a copy of the magazine and she reads that both Jerry and QT's favorite color is blue. Her favorite color is green. But nobody in 2Gether likes green! Airgo, nobody in 2Gether likes her! Airgo, she has no personality, no taste! She's worse than nothing, she's a waste of human flesh! Come on guys! Think!" ~Mr. Buss
"Jerry! Favorite color?" ~Mr. Buss
"I don't know, blue. It's been blue. Since forever. Since before QT was born even." ~Jerry
"Mr. Buss, I'll change my favorite color." ~QT
"Great! QT's new favorite color...?" ~Mr. Buss
"Robin's egg blue." ~QT
"Uh-uh! You best back up bitch! Robin's egg blue, yo that's my color ho!" ~Mickey
[English accent] "Chad! Chad! Over here! I'm from Teen People! What's your favorite food?" ~Mr. Buss
"Taffy." ~Chad
"Oh-ho! What about you Doug?" ~Mr. Buss
"Ham pizza!" ~Doug
"Aw! Chad, you like your brother?" ~Mr. Buss
"Sometimes." ~Chad
"No! Wait! See that's not gonna fly with the press ok? You always like your brother, ok?
[Chad nods]
"Doug! Do you like your brother?" ~Mr. Buss
"I love him!" ~Doug
"Chad? Is that true what you told me before? That sometimes you like Doug, but not always?" ~Mr. Buss
"Um, pretty much, yeah." ~Chad
"No! No! No!" ~Mr. Buss
"What?!" ~Chad
"Well it's an interview!" ~ Mr. Buss
"I thought it was you! Asking me as yourself! Like, 'Chad, do you like your brother' and I'm like 'sometimes'..." ~Chad
"Work on it, alright?" ~Mr. Buss
"Mickey! What's your favorite food?" ~Mr. Buss
"Jawbreakers." ~Mickey
"Seriously Chad, this is very important for me to know. Is it true? Do you ALWAYS like your brother?" ~Mr. Buss
"Ugh, I don't always ALWAYS like him..." ~Chad
"NO!! No! No! No! No! No!
"Mickey, favorite holiday?" ~Mr. Buss
"Christmas." ~Mickey
"Doug, most outrageous thing you've ever done?" ~Mr. Buss
"Wore a tuxedo t-shirt to my senior prom!" ~Doug
"QT, favorite movie?" ~Mr. Buss
"Titanic, Bob." ~QT
"Jerry, ideal girl?" ~Mr. Buss
"She doesn't need to be a knock-out, just someone with a nice personality who makes me laugh." ~Jerry
"Mickey! Innie or outtie?" ~Mr. Buss
"Innie." ~Mickey
"Jerry, favorite color?" ~Mr. Buss
"Blue." ~Jerry
"Chad, do you like your brother?" ~Mr. Buss
"I love him always...I love him like a brother!" ~Chad
"Yes!" ~Mr. Buss
"Everyone's talkin about QT's problems but, I was up on that stage trapped in that fat guy suit, literally suffocating to death...And when I was rolling around, I was still - I was still trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises...as humanly possible." ~Chad
"I was stupid. What's wrong with me?! AHHHHH! AHHHHHH! Stupid, stupid, stupid...WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!...I shoulda tried harder. I shoulda put more effort into it...AHHHHHH! I can't be perfect every time out! I'm not Ozzy Ozbourne!" ~Doug
"Welcome to Lost In The 50's. Can I take your order?" ~Pig
"Yeah what's up...Lemme have a...cheeseburger and a medium fry." ~Mickey
"Would you care for an apple pie?" ~Pig
"No! Man! Did I ask for an apple pie? No!" ~Mickey
"Our specialty is grilled onions in the burger." ~Pig
"No onions on the burger!...Lemme break it down for you! A cheeseburger, medium fry! No onions on the burger!" ~Mickey
"Fried onions...raw onions...red onions..." ~Pig
"Don't make me get off this bike! I'm gettin off the bike, that's it. I'm gettin off the bike!" ~Mickey
"Sautêed onions...our specialty, pearl onions..." ~Pig
"What?! That's it, I'm killin you man!" ~Mickey
