Joey looks pure evil in this picture.
The guys got to write down anonymous questions that they've always wanted to ask the other guys. Joey, of course, got picked on. We don't call him Jopey for nuttin. My comments are in black as usual and Kelz are in red. (strictly because she doesn't like it!!)
Hey! I don't own *N SYNC or cosmogirl or fudpuckers so NO sueing kay??
CG!:Ok, the first question's for Joey. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Joey:UMMMMM...I don't know. I think it depends on how big the woodchuck is. If he's a fat one, he could probably chuck alot. Ten pounds. How much fud could could a fudpucker puck if a fudpucker could puck fud?
CG!:Justin, would you ever pee in your wet suit? (laughter)
Justin:I would and I have. EWWWWW! I don't wanna get in that. TOO MUCH FRECKING INFORMATION!!!
CG!:JC, were there any off screen romances on the MMC?
JC:Yes, but I don't name names.
Lance:(joking)Can I name names? I'm sure you can but WILL you?
CG!:Joey:How many girls have you dated at one time?
Joey:I think three was the most. ONLY three.
CG!:Justin:Have you ever looked in the mirror naked and done the shake-it dance and thought you looked good? (they define the "shake-it dance" as moving your hips from side to side and everyone practically dies laughing) What is IT exactly, boys?
Justin:That question is so Chris. And my answer is every morning when I wake up. Right after I get out of the shower I do the shake-it dance. OHHH! Can I see?
CG!:Ok, Joey, if a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada where do they bury the survivors?
Joey:Aha! You can't bury survivors in water! (everyone cracks up)
CG!:Where'd the water come from? The point is you don't bury survivors. Maybe Joey rode the short bus with Justy.
Joey:Don't write that please I suck! I thought they were dead. No you suck you can't get it back! Yeah ya do.
CG!:Justin, what's the name of the last girl you kissed?
Justin:Names? I don't give names.
CG!:How many letters?
Justin:Five. It's ME! K-E-L-L-Y!
CG!:What does it begin with? K!
Justin:None of your bussiness. What are you ashamed of Kel? Justin dosen't kiss and tell.
CG!:Joey how many animals did Moses bring on the ark?
Joey:Wait...read it again. How many animals did Moses...
JC:Moses didn't even have an ark! This proves my theory of the short bus
CG!:Ok, here's one for Chris. Who was the first one to beat you at every or any sport and how did you feel?
Chris:Ohhh that's a good one. A serious one too. Justin beat me in every sport. No wait when I was like seven years old I was on a little league team and we sucked. Once I got beaned with a pitch.
CG!:Did you get knocked unconscious?
Chris:No, but I had to take first base. We were playing tee-ball.
JC:But you don't pitch in tee-ball.
Chris:I know I'm the only kid who got beaned by a pitch in tee-ball.
Lance:Wouldn't you always get totally pissed at the kids who couldn't even hit the freaking ball off the tee? Lance said piss!!That's not the first time! Lance is getting buck wild!
JC:Lance is venting.
CG!:Justin, Have you ever farted in public and blamed it on someone else?
Justin:All the time, of course...Joey.
CG!:Lance did you ever dirty up the ice at your snow cone factory job? That makes it sound like he peed...I mean "pissed" in it.
Lance:Joey!
Joey:NO I did not write that one.
Lance:One time this bug flew into the cone I was making but I didn't want to scoop it out because the customers were watching, so I just kind of covered it up.
CG!:There's no name on this question, but something tells me it's for Joey. If it takes four men two hours to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole? Come on guys I feel bad for Joey. Here's another one for him. If you travel from point A to point B and you... No I don't even want to read it. Ok this is the last question. Chris can you describe the worst hair style you've ever had?
Chris:(joking)Well, I had braids on top of my head and I'd put them in a pony tail. No I take it back, in the early 90's I actually had a pulse shaved in the side of my head. Then I had the front bleaced blond. I thought I was Vaniella Ice. Is anyone else in a scary visual place?
