"Be cool, be real, and behave baby!"
"Picture me standing next to you completely naked!"
"There's too many boy bands out there!"
"Jive records really sucks ass!"
"When the new Backstreet Boys album comes out, all the other boy bands will go BYE BYE BYE!"
"His name is Freeway. You can ride him all day and night!"
"Kevin has the thickest freakin eyebrows in the world. It looks like a caterpillars crawled and died on his face."
"B-Rok. Why would you wanna be a rock anyway? They just get kicked around and stepped on."
"Sweet D. How sweet is he?"
"How much chaos can a good 20 year old Catholic boy get into?"
"He plays too many video games."
"He can blow it up my ass."
"I like this. Now I can touch myself more."
"Bone sounds like a sexual activity."
"I'm gonna play guitar, and I only know two strings, and it only has two strings so I can't mess up!"
