“No, why?” Lenore inquired. “I only have ‘Lenni loves Brian’.”
“There’s another fan that goes on there and tells people off too,” A.J. replicated. “They’re almost as bad as you.”
“Is the other name ‘Some one thinks Nick is cool’?” Stevie questioned. “If it is, it’s me; I picked Nick’s name ‘cause how many people would expect a guy to have a name like that.”
“So, it’s you two that we always see on there telling people off,” Kevin riposted. “Why can’t ya just ignore them?”
“It’s more fun to yell at them,” Lenore responded. “Besides, they award points for the best comebacks; I’ve already earned 373 and Stevie has like 267. I’ve got the most points out of all of us.”
“I’m in second place,” Stevie bragged. “I think it’s kinda cool that they give points for really good comebacks; we’ve got quite a few, especially when we put our heads together.”
“How do ya do that?” Nick questioned. “Ya can’t go on at the same time, unless ya share one name.”
“Yeah we can Nick,” Stevie retorted. “We have Brian’s computer and phone line, and then we have dad’s computer and the family phone line. Lenore usually gets Brian’s ‘cause she’s on longer than I am, and dad always kicks her off of his computer because she hogs the line.”
“That’s why my phone bill is always so high,” Brian joshed. “I wondered who’d been using my stuff without permission.”
“Brian,” Lenore groaned. “Ya told us we could use ya stuff whenever we wanted and as long as we wanted, but within reason.”
“Oh, yeah, I did, didn’t I?” Brian answered playing dumb. “Speaking of which has anyone seen my favourite blue T-shirt and my Kentucky baseball cap?”
“Don’t look at me,” Stevie said quickly. “I didn’t touch them, the only thing I borrowed was ya baseball and I put that back when I was done with it.”
“What were ya doin’ with it?” Lenore interrogated teasingly. “Ya weren’t, well, ya know.”’
“Lenore, get ya freakin’ head out of the dang gutter!” Stevie snapped. “If ya gonna be like that, then do ya mind telling me why ya borrowed a pair of his boxers?”
“That’s for me to know and you to guess,” Lenore replied. “You are so sick.”
“Look who’s talking,” Stevie rejoined. “You’re the one who’s always talking ‘bout stuff like that; you’re the sickest person I’ve ever met.”
“Good, I’m glad,” Lenore shot back. “I hope ya happy now, ‘cause I completely forget what I was gonna say.”
