RICHARD SIMMONS SUCKS!
RICHARD SIMMONS SUCKS!
RICHARD SIMMONS IS A WEENIE WUSS! I may be gay, but I'm not light in my loafers! Of course when your belly hangs down over your belt, and your "love handles" are wider than your hips, and your lower back sticks out further than your butt, and your breasts are bigger than your butt-cheeks, and your a big fat glutton like me, it's impossible to be light in the loafers, even if you're a screaming queen!
Richard Simmons is a traiter! He use to be one of us a many years ago when he once weighed over 300 pounds! I remember the very first time I ever saw him on TV, on a program titled "Real People" back in the early 1980's. He told of how he was more or less scared into loosing weight, after seeing some fat stiffs in a morgue.
What a wuss! We all have to go sometime! Who want's to live forever! I would much rather live a short happy life than a long miserable life as some light-in-the-loafers skinny little weenie wuss, constantly starving oneself to maintain what the rest of society says is a desirable weight.
Then he goes on to cry boo hoo along with some fat broad who is unhappy about her weight! He gives the false impression that those who are fat, are all unhappy, and will never know true happiness until they get down to a socially acceptable weight! But now, it's time to present the other side of the coin. There are some of us who prefer to be fat! Not merely accepting our fatness, but actually desiring to become fatter. We are the happy gluttons who are proud of our big bellies. We DON'T CARE how ugly and ridiculous we look!
Actually I DO CARE how ugly and ridiculous I look, because I enjoy how ugly and ridiculous I look! I love walking around in public with my pants falling half-way down on my butt. I love the way my belly hangs down over my belt. I love going around showing off my bellybutton and buttcrack! These are the marks of a true glutton! I love when people stare at me!
Real men are pround of their big beer bellies! Real men with expanding waistlines don't worry about their receding hair lines, and are not embarrassed to loose their pants in the process, so grow your belly and say good-by to your shorts! A man without a big round belly, is like a wonman without breasts, and real men with big bellies, also have big breasts! And if your legs are too weak to support the weight of your belly, you can always sit on your fat little butt, and demand "woman, get me another beer"!!!
I love to walk along a public beach, showing off my huge round belly! I especially enjoy when people stare at me, and sometimes I hear them saying things behind my back! For the past few years, I've been constantly gaining weight, and loosing my hair. I have an expanding waistline and a receding hairline. I was only 19 years old by the time I was compleatly bald on top of my head. Most people would be upset over going bald at such an early age, but not I! It made me look much older, so I could walk into any liquior store, or bar, and buy beer, which I drank in huge quantities, to grow my big round belly!
Richard Simmons should go out and see what's on the other side! He would probably be shocked out of his gourd to see that there are actually some of us out there who are deliberatly gaining weight, and trying to set a new record for having the biggest belly, even if it means dropping one's pants in public and showing off one's bare ass!
I for one would gladly loose my pants in public, to have the worlds biggest belly! It's my way of mooning the rest of the world, and if I should get arrested for indecent exposure, I can always plead "but judge! I can't help it if my pants are always falling down! I have this big belly, due to a metabalic disorder!", and if I get fined or jailed, I can always cry out about discrimination for my handicap or discrimination against fat people!
I love it! I would actually be able to moon the whole world and get away with it! And so, in defiance to all weenie wusses, like Richard Simmons, and would be "diet cops" we gluttons should organize, and get together and proudly display our huge bellies in public protest against that skinny little puke-breath anorexic and the diet industry!
We represent another alternative life style! So let's get out there, and show off our bellybuttons, and buttcracks, and hang our bellies down to the ground! Let's show the world, that it's what's up front and above the belt (and hanging over the belt) that counts! And so, here's to you Richard Simmons, you little weenie wuss!!!
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