LOVE HANDLES
LOVE MY LOVE HANDLES!
Real men have broad shoulders and narrow hips. The "lovehandles" on the
sides of the lower back, should also be at least slightly wider than the hips.
If you're a big fat lazy glutton, and since most gluttons gain most of their weight on their upper bodies, your "lovehandles" are probably somewhat wider than your hips. If you're a real man, your shoulders are definatly wider than your hips, but if you are a real man who's also a real glutton, than you are bigger around the middle than you are around the chest and hips.
Love handles should hang down
lower than the hips
Now if you're a true glutton, then you're breasts are bigger than your buttcheeks, and your "lovehandles" are bigger than your breasts! Also, your arms are bigger around than your legs! Your "lovehandles should be wider than your chest, and hanging down over your hips! In fact, you should have so much fat on your upper body, that your arms lay streight out at your sides, and you are unable to put your pants on or even wipe your own butt without help from someone else! You know that you are a true glutton, when you are unable to dress or bath yourself! A true glutton can only feed himself, and leaves it to someone else to do the rest!
The picture above shows a perfect example of what every big fat lazy glutton hopes to achieve. To be a true glutton, your "lovehandles" must be much wider than your hips, and actually hang down over, and be much lower than your hips. When you sit down on the couch, your lovehandles should meet the couch before your butt does! Also, the belly should hang down over the knees. This is how I fat I would like to be someday! I only hope that I live that long!
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