<html> <!--Generated by Angelfire: L02S00--> <head> <title>BRITNEY JOKES</title> </head> <body bgcolor="#ffffff" background="name.jpg" text="#fffacd" link="#0000ff" alink="#ff0000" vlink="#800080"> <basefont size="3"> <!--Header--> <h1 align="center">BRITNEY JOKES</h1> <!--EndHeader--> <!--Freetext-->Here is some jokes on Britney, email me if you have any jokes for me to put up! <!--EndFreetext--> <p> <!--List--> <font size="5"></font> <ul> <li>How do you know if Britney has been at your computer? A: The joystick is wet and there is a twenty dollar bill in the hardrive <li>What did santa say when Britney sat on his lap? A: Hoe hoe hoe <li>If you were stranded on an island and you only had one asset what would it be? A: Britney so you could float back ~~~Credit to Allen <li>How can you tell if Britney is a good cook? A: She gets the Pop-tart out of the toaster in one piece <li>What do you call the space between Britney's cleavage? A: Silicone Valley <li>Did you hear about the fire at Britney's mansion??? It almost burned down the whole trailer park <li>Britney thinks she has unattractive feet. Lucky for her she can't see them! <li>Britney is so stupid she starved to death when she was locked in a grocery store. <li>What did Britney do when she got a nose job? A: she took up bankrobbing as a hobby so she had an excuse to wear a ski mask ~~~thanks to FlameDemon666 for some jokes <li>How do you piss off Britney? A: Stick her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. <li>How do you occupy Britney's time? A: Give her a piece of paper and write turn page on both sides. <li>Britney's tits are as real as Michael Jackson's nose. ~Thanks to Derai88 for some </ul> <p> <!--EndList--> </body> </html>