BRITNEY JOKES
Here is some jokes on Britney, email me if you have any jokes for me to put up!
- How do you know if Britney has been at your computer? A: The joystick is wet and there is a twenty dollar bill in the hardrive
- What did santa say when Britney sat on his lap? A: Hoe hoe hoe
- If you were stranded on an island and you only had one asset what would it be? A: Britney so you could float back ~~~Credit to Allen
- How can you tell if Britney is a good cook? A: She gets the Pop-tart out of the toaster in one piece
- What do you call the space between Britney's cleavage? A: Silicone Valley
- Did you hear about the fire at Britney's mansion??? It almost burned down the whole trailer park
- Britney thinks she has unattractive feet. Lucky for her she can't see them!
- Britney is so stupid she starved to death when she was locked in a grocery store.
- What did Britney do when she got a nose job? A: she took up bankrobbing as a hobby so she had an excuse to wear a ski mask ~~~thanks to FlameDemon666 for some jokes
- How do you piss off Britney? A: Stick her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
- How do you occupy Britney's time? A: Give her a piece of paper and write turn page on both sides.
- Britney's tits are as real as Michael Jackson's nose. ~Thanks to Derai88 for some