Britney's Journal

Day 1

Hi jernal. Tooday I did good at my concort. I onlee mesed up 27 tims. Aftor my concort, I decidad to cal my boyfrend Justin. He was beeing sillee agen, and he kept teling me to stop staking him and hunged up. Then I caled him back and towld him I wood git liposucktion for him, but he hunged up agen. He is sooo sily. I gess thee implants I got for him wer not big enuf. Oh, yeh! I waz waking in the mal today, and I saw this rilly kute see throo shert! The sals ladee towld me I shood wher a blak bra underneeth it. I dont kno wat a bra iz, so I just smild and noded. Wel, I need to get my booty rest now, nite!
Hi jernal! It is me brittany,oops, Britney agen! Gess wat? Taday my momy towld me I kood git liposukshon! Shee sed that my stomak wood not jigl anymoore. I can not weit! Shee sed that last tyme they wood not let me bee totaly nood on Rolin Ston bekus I wuz to fat. Now I can be al the way nood. I mite evn git to bee in playboy. Wel, thet is al for now, bye jernal!